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(The Scottish Sun)   Office girl has raunchy email chat with fiancé about their sex life - then sends to colleagues by mistake   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-01-25 10:12:14 AM  
"I fancy you"... is 'raunchy'??
 
2013-01-25 10:12:59 AM  
Better talk about your sex life now--after you're married there will be no talk
 
2013-01-25 10:13:06 AM  
People have sex. They also hit the wrong button on their computers. Is there really a need for this to be an international story?

I mean, unless she's really hot. DNFTFA
 
2013-01-25 10:13:44 AM  
Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.
 
2013-01-25 10:14:11 AM  
She is British hot and this is a non-story. I was expecting this story to contain saucier emails and a firing.

/Boring
 
2013-01-25 10:14:38 AM  
And this is news because...?
 
2013-01-25 10:16:38 AM  
I'm assuming "session" is farking right?

/I imagine that read in Mary Poppin's voice
 
2013-01-25 10:16:40 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


It involves extra organs?
 
2013-01-25 10:16:49 AM  
She "sent a brief message to colleagues at Integrated Subsea Services in Aberdeen to tell them the sandwich van had arrived."

Indeed, the sandwich van had arrived.
 
2013-01-25 10:17:08 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
Me arse is still killin' me! I won't be able to sh*te right fer a feckin' week! I still got yer spunk in me hair!
 
2013-01-25 10:17:13 AM  
yep, boring.
 
2013-01-25 10:17:18 AM  

Bijin: And this is news because...?


It's not news, it's Fark.com
 
2013-01-25 10:17:30 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


Actual Scottish, or Americans' idea of Scottish? Because the latter would probably be okay, but the former would be cold and taste like shiat.
 
2013-01-25 10:18:33 AM  

jbhall3636: Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.

Actual Scottish, or Americans' idea of Scottish? Because the latter would probably be okay, but the former would be cold and taste like shiat sheep.


/FTFY
 
2013-01-25 10:18:48 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


i1151.photobucket.com
Just woon round! The feckin' coondooms cost me 75P a piece!
 
2013-01-25 10:20:05 AM  
graphic

blog.angelatung.com
 
2013-01-25 10:20:11 AM  
The session was describes as "ace"

Really, WTF?
 
2013-01-25 10:20:39 AM  
British raunchy is apparently the same as British hot.
 
2013-01-25 10:20:53 AM  
Claire Swire?

http://www.snopes.com/risque/tattled/swire.asp
 
2013-01-25 10:21:21 AM  
Fancy a gob-job guvna?
 
2013-01-25 10:22:27 AM  
It must be a victorian thing.

/at least there was no smoking hot reference.
 
2013-01-25 10:22:29 AM  
I will be in my bunk..

**clicks link***
/never mind
 
2013-01-25 10:22:46 AM  
blog.katania.be
 
2013-01-25 10:23:05 AM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-25 10:26:54 AM  
I did not fancy that story.
 
2013-01-25 10:27:04 AM  
If your computer does not belong to you, do not use it to do anything you don't want everyone to know you did.
 
2013-01-25 10:27:10 AM  

abhorrent1: graphic

[blog.angelatung.com image 330x282]


You sound edumacated.
 
2013-01-25 10:30:14 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


If it's not Scottish, it's crap?
 
2013-01-25 10:30:18 AM  
Corner-pub alcoholism - because British procreation needs beer goggles.

/am British so I can joke about it
//no lip or I'll break all your clocks by looking at them
 
2013-01-25 10:31:13 AM  
The only thing this story will do is make every married couple jealous that they actually like each other.
 
2013-01-25 10:32:13 AM  

redly1: [static.fjcdn.com image 780x616]


Relationship status is "engaged" yet she hasn't had sex in months? Hopefully that was the fiance she farked?
 
2013-01-25 10:33:25 AM  
Well, that was disappointing. Slow news day if this type of boring banter between an engaged couple is considered "raunchy".
 
2013-01-25 10:36:16 AM  

wichitaleaf: British r


This.
 
2013-01-25 10:37:55 AM  

sure haven't: "I fancy you"... is 'raunchy'??


This is the British we are taking about.
 
Bf+
2013-01-25 10:39:31 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
Ow, my freakn' ears!
 
2013-01-25 10:40:36 AM  
That was ace.
 
2013-01-25 10:41:37 AM  
Almost... almost... almost...
 
2013-01-25 10:44:10 AM  
Zarquon's flat tire: "Is there really a need for this to be an international story?"

Absolutely. Repressed people won't read titillating content unless they can do so while still under the guise of being Above All That.
But even repressed people deserve an outlet.

I mean, sure, it's cynically calculated, almost surely fabricated, nonsense designed to do nothing more than line Murdoch's pockets.
But in the process he's delivering naughtiness to those who need it the most. Surely that's God's Own Work.
 
2013-01-25 10:44:14 AM  

redly1: [static.fjcdn.com image 780x616]


LOL every time I see this.....Silly whore......
 
2013-01-25 10:44:45 AM  
Ive gotten hotter emails from my roomate.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:36 AM  
How the hell does this get to be big news? So what? She had sex and sent it to the wrong person / people. Big deal. I sort of feel bad for her.
 
2013-01-25 10:51:55 AM  

H31N0US: That was ace.


No.

media.sfx.co.uk
What a guy!
 
2013-01-25 10:52:07 AM  
She looks like KD Lang.
 
2013-01-25 10:53:38 AM  

AgentBang: How the hell does this get to be big news? So what? She had sex and sent it to the wrong person / people. Big deal. I sort of feel bad for her.


No it's dangerous for the people involved and society at large. We must shine light on this deviant and dangerous situation or we all will perish.

Heep the shame on as if they were smokers.
 
GBB
2013-01-25 10:54:16 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I'm assuming "session" is farking right?

/I imagine that read in Mary Poppin's voice


t3.gstatic.com

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. It's a horrible liver disease, but fun to say!

/And you probably have it.
 
2013-01-25 10:57:07 AM  
Well, the problem is obvious: she used hotmail.
 
2013-01-25 11:04:40 AM  
www.wearysloth.com

Dear Sexy Knickers: I don't half fancy you. Meet me outside at five-thirty and we'll get it together.
 
2013-01-25 11:07:44 AM  
My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.
 
2013-01-25 11:07:55 AM  
Saw the photo and lost all interest in the story.

I'm sure it was swell.
 
2013-01-25 11:13:29 AM  
never use internal resources for personal communication.

It's not that hard.
 
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