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2013-01-25 09:03:00 AM  
The operation was a complete success! He's beaten up three toddlers this morning!
i1151.photobucket.com
Six Million Dollar Kitty will now destroy all humans!
 
2013-01-25 09:04:28 AM  
Apparently that girl didn't get 500,00 likes on facebook to survive.
 
2013-01-25 09:09:40 AM  

dopekitty74: I'd like to know why so many douchebags show up at these threads to tell us how horribly unworthy cats are of love and medical care. Maybe if you weren't such insensitive pusbags, people would like you too...


I love cats and dogs. They are a part of my family but they are not children. I don't mean to be insensitive. Quite the opposite. These seem like good people. I feel some responsibility to warn them that they are delusional.
 
2013-01-25 09:12:53 AM  

I sound fat: Its...a CAT. that is five thousand dollars people will NOT be donating to things that actually HELP the world.


LeglessDog: What a complete waste of money that could have been spent on something much more worthy.


Do you think that money just disappears? Most vets aren't living the Romney life with millions wasting in off short tax shelters. That money will go back into the economy and be just as useful as any other money. People spend money on all kinds of useless things that could potentially be put to better use. Do you sit in front of a Best Buy and berate everyone that walks out with a big screen TV?
 
2013-01-25 09:23:15 AM  

ReapTheChaos: There are actual humans out there in need of life saving medical care and people waste money on a farking cat. Unfarking believable.


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2013-01-25 09:25:30 AM  

badhatharry: dopekitty74: I'd like to know why so many douchebags show up at these threads to tell us how horribly unworthy cats are of love and medical care. Maybe if you weren't such insensitive pusbags, people would like you too...

I love cats and dogs. They are a part of my family but they are not children. I don't mean to be insensitive. Quite the opposite. These seem like good people. I feel some responsibility to warn them that they are delusional.


This.
 
2013-01-25 09:26:46 AM  

flamingboar: At the local animal shelter we found a kitten with both hind legs broken. Her bones were shattered and ultimately had to be amputated. We built her a little cart while she was recovering so she could get around.

A month later she was released back to us and got her strapped to the cart, but would have nothing to do with it. Instead she would lift her body up with her front paws and walk around that way. So in the office there was a cat doing hand stands, chasing cat toys and lasers.

/csb
//kitty was later adopted by a staff member.


Isn't it remarkable that animals never fee sorry for themselves, or say "I can't." ?
 
2013-01-25 09:27:51 AM  

hasty ambush: cpubus: You guys know cancer still isn't cured yet right?

Priorities please: like $100,000 in governent stimulus money for socially conscious puppet shows at the Heart of the Beast theater in Minnesota


Didn't that place use to be an old porno theater?
 
2013-01-25 09:54:04 AM  
at least this is better than that GOD AWFUL give joe the bird crap.
 
2013-01-25 09:54:06 AM  
Got through about 7 seconds of video before my allergies started acting up.

/bleeding heart for kitties
 
2013-01-25 09:55:53 AM  
Not one of you mentions the reporter? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-25 10:19:25 AM  
It's getting hard to find boneless kitten in the supermarkets these days.
 
2013-01-25 10:19:35 AM  
Prepare for a dust storm? More like a cat dander storm.

dnrtfa
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2013-01-25 10:26:17 AM  
In my experience, taking extraordinary measures to treat animals is most often done for the benefit of over-anthropomorphizing humans who think they're doing good, and more often than not results in extraordinary suffering on the part of the animal.

Go ahead, call me whatever names you want, but most of the time, ending the suffering is the most humane thing you can do for an animal.
 
2013-01-25 10:42:29 AM  
They should name the cat "Floppy".
 
2013-01-25 10:46:19 AM  
 
2013-01-25 11:07:08 AM  

udhq: In my experience, taking extraordinary measures to treat animals is most often done for the benefit of over-anthropomorphizing humans who think they're doing good, and more often than not results in extraordinary suffering on the part of the animal.

Go ahead, call me whatever names you want, but most of the time, ending the suffering is the most humane thing you can do for an animal.


This cat didn't exactly look like he's suffering.
 
2013-01-25 11:16:16 AM  
Lame use of money. Every single person here who thinks this is good idea has forever given up their right to complain about not enough money for the homeless, medical research, assisting the poor in other countries, or tight budgets in the schools.

Anything beyond $30 for the vet to put the cat down is complete lunacy. A replacement cat is free.
 
2013-01-25 11:26:15 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: udhq: In my experience, taking extraordinary measures to treat animals is most often done for the benefit of over-anthropomorphizing humans who think they're doing good, and more often than not results in extraordinary suffering on the part of the animal.

Go ahead, call me whatever names you want, but most of the time, ending the suffering is the most humane thing you can do for an animal.

This cat didn't exactly look like he's suffering.


The article cites "several months of recovery", as well as the possibility of "other health issues later in life".

Plus, as anybody with any kind of an implant knows, there are always a lot of risks for injury and illness associated with adding a foreign object into the body. That, along with the unique stresses of veterinary surgery, as well as the inability for the animal to adapt behaviorally to changes in it's condition, raise the possibility for a significantly shortened lifespan and diminished quality of life.

I'm not necessarily saying the cat should have been euthanized, but unfortunately, in situations like this, decisions tend to be made emotionally, with an unhealthy emphasis put on the animal's cuteness.
 
2013-01-25 11:32:08 AM  

fickenchucker: Lame use of money. Every single person here who thinks this is good idea has forever given up their right to complain about not enough money for the homeless, medical research, assisting the poor in other countries, or tight budgets in the schools.

Anything beyond $30 for the vet to put the cat down is complete lunacy. A replacement cat is free.


Wouldn't that then be true of anyone who spends money on anything that's "unnecessary"?
 
2013-01-25 11:34:01 AM  
Picture of the cat in question:
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2013-01-25 11:50:41 AM  
This is another example of mistaken priorities - a recurring theme among many aspects of modern first-world society, given the continuing breakdown of the nuclear family as main socializing agent. As separatist, tribal instincts are replaced with more socialized, loosely-held considerations, shallow, easily-observed melodramatic and overemotional actions are accorded a higher value than they would have been even a single generation ago. This is mainly due to a decrease in the value of what a modern individual can invent for themselves, as specialization increases and generalized knowledge becomes more and more ingrained - and taken for granted - in the modern collective psyche.

This lack of substantial, original thinking results in the appearance of its simulation, which is defined as the seemingly original action taken for the singular reason of covering up the fact that the originial thought process has ceased to exist. Analogously, paper money "stands for" gold deposited in Fort Knox (even this concept is no longer true, spawning a third-order simulation), but is not real. Similarly, any concern for the cat in question is only extant due to the "savior's" desire for others to observe their action on behalf of the animal, which is an emotional/demonstrative simulation matrix of a classically approval-seeking nature.

Authorities are divided on whether the issue is society-based (shared as a values/mores gestalt) or "collectively individual", which would be the result of an across-the-board dereliction of duty on the part of an entire generation of parents. It should be noted that this "dampened socialization" theory is gaining adherents as several large-scale studies begun in the late 1970's have begun to demonstrate statistical equivalence to game-theoretical predictions made at that time.
 
2013-01-25 11:51:43 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: fickenchucker: Lame use of money. Every single person here who thinks this is good idea has forever given up their right to complain about not enough money for the homeless, medical research, assisting the poor in other countries, or tight budgets in the schools.

Anything beyond $30 for the vet to put the cat down is complete lunacy. A replacement cat is free.

Wouldn't that then be true of anyone who spends money on anything that's "unnecessary"?


Show me the replacement car, trip to Hawaii, or TV that is free and really, really good.

I can show you free cats in every animal shelter in the country.
 
2013-01-25 12:00:29 PM  

fickenchucker: BraveNewCheneyWorld: fickenchucker: Lame use of money. Every single person here who thinks this is good idea has forever given up their right to complain about not enough money for the homeless, medical research, assisting the poor in other countries, or tight budgets in the schools.

Anything beyond $30 for the vet to put the cat down is complete lunacy. A replacement cat is free.

Wouldn't that then be true of anyone who spends money on anything that's "unnecessary"?

Show me the replacement car, trip to Hawaii, or TV that is free and really, really good.

I can show you free cats in every animal shelter in the country.


You don't see a difference between living creatures and inanimate objects? I don't see how trying to give a better life to a living thing is ever a waste.
 
2013-01-25 12:16:53 PM  
themorningspew.com

I'd suggest a radical catectomy.
 
2013-01-25 12:17:31 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: fickenchucker: BraveNewCheneyWorld: fickenchucker: Lame use of money. Every single person here who thinks this is good idea has forever given up their right to complain about not enough money for the homeless, medical research, assisting the poor in other countries, or tight budgets in the schools.

Anything beyond $30 for the vet to put the cat down is complete lunacy. A replacement cat is free.

Wouldn't that then be true of anyone who spends money on anything that's "unnecessary"?

Show me the replacement car, trip to Hawaii, or TV that is free and really, really good.

I can show you free cats in every animal shelter in the country.

You don't see a difference between living creatures and inanimate objects? I don't see how trying to give a better life to a living thing is ever a waste.


Animals are inherently inferior to humans. If you want to help a living creature donate to St. Jude's or any number of human-based charities.
 
2013-01-25 12:23:52 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Whatevs how about NO back legs

http://anakintwoleggedcat.blogspot.com/
 
2013-01-25 12:32:35 PM  
Sorry for the misuse of the Dusty meme. I saw this story and it made me sad and then ultimately happy. It was also 3am. And for all you people biatching about spending money to help this cat, I was under the impression that people could do whatever the fark they wanted to do with their money. In fact, if I were to come into a larger sum of money, I think I would burn some of it, just to piss you off.

/going back to bed
//i sleep on a large pile of money
 
2013-01-25 12:40:14 PM  
Man, I love cats... but is this really necessary? I don't want to sound cruel, but one cat is as cute/friendly/loving as any other. Now when you get attached to your pet, I can see spending money to save its life. Because you guys are pals, right? But this cat was BORN this way. Euthanize it and before you develop a relationship, and work it out with another cat...

I think... It is a cute cat though.
 
2013-01-25 12:45:44 PM  

fickenchucker: Animals are inherently inferior to humans.


Are you so sure about that? We're farking up the earth, and we make sport of killing each other. We have greater intelligence(which wasn't earned aside from chance), but I don't see that as a species, we're using it wisely. If aliens landed, are you so sure you'd be proud to be of this race?
 
2013-01-25 12:59:09 PM  

Cold_Sassy: flamingboar: At the local animal shelter we found a kitten with both hind legs broken. Her bones were shattered and ultimately had to be amputated. We built her a little cart while she was recovering so she could get around.

A month later she was released back to us and got her strapped to the cart, but would have nothing to do with it. Instead she would lift her body up with her front paws and walk around that way. So in the office there was a cat doing hand stands, chasing cat toys and lasers.

/csb
//kitty was later adopted by a staff member.

Isn't it remarkable that animals never fee sorry for themselves, or say "I can't." ?


Huh? Sure they do. Animals refuse to eat all the time. That is animal for 'I can no longer handle this, i have chosen to die'
 
2013-01-25 01:43:14 PM  
Of course it's the white cat that gets special attention.
 
2013-01-25 02:06:39 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: fickenchucker: Animals are inherently inferior to humans.

Are you so sure about that? We're farking up the earth, and we make sport of killing each other. We have greater intelligence(which wasn't earned aside from chance), but I don't see that as a species, we're using it wisely. If aliens landed, are you so sure you'd be proud to be of this race?


That is the most farking retarded outlook I have ever heard. Every species of animal does crazy shiat that farks up their environment, kills their compatriots, and uses up the resources.

Aside from the obvious example of a newly-dominant male lion killing every cub in the pack, deer will friggin' breed until they're stacked like cordwood and drooling out their stupid rotting-sponge-brain mouths.

Time and time again there are massive corrections to herds, flocks, and schools of animals because they abuse their environments.
 
2013-01-25 02:18:55 PM  

fickenchucker: BraveNewCheneyWorld: fickenchucker: Animals are inherently inferior to humans.

Are you so sure about that? We're farking up the earth, and we make sport of killing each other. We have greater intelligence(which wasn't earned aside from chance), but I don't see that as a species, we're using it wisely. If aliens landed, are you so sure you'd be proud to be of this race?

That is the most farking retarded outlook I have ever heard. Every species of animal does crazy shiat that farks up their environment, kills their compatriots, and uses up the resources.

Aside from the obvious example of a newly-dominant male lion killing every cub in the pack, deer will friggin' breed until they're stacked like cordwood and drooling out their stupid rotting-sponge-brain mouths.

Time and time again there are massive corrections to herds, flocks, and schools of animals because they abuse their environments.


Good point. A healthy feral cat in the wild would do nothing but rape and murder all day.
 
2013-01-25 02:24:16 PM  

fickenchucker: That is the most farking retarded outlook I have ever heard. Every species of animal does crazy shiat that farks up their environment, kills their compatriots, and uses up the resources.


Because we do it better, and with a wider range of motivations, doesn't make us superior.
 
2013-01-25 02:29:11 PM  
 
2013-01-25 02:52:02 PM  

CMYK and PMS: Vince the pince


see the previous post link here
Yes, that is Mike "Bubbles" Smith's real cat.
The video I posted before was written as a character development piece for Bubbles. Kind of give a lot of insight, and changed the way I look at TPB

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
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