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(Fox News)   Irish man who lost his nose to cancer will grow a new one on his arm. Doctors assure it will be quicker than just going to the olfactory   (foxnews.com) divider line 44
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2013-01-25 10:01:36 AM  
golf clap
 
2013-01-25 10:03:24 AM  
How does he smell?
 
2013-01-25 10:11:51 AM  
Your nose is supposed to go on your face. These people are supposed to be doctors and they never had a Mr. Potato Head as a kid? Jeesh.
 
2013-01-25 10:32:38 AM  
That headline doesn't make any scents.
 
2013-01-25 10:35:22 AM  
♪♫♪  I've grown a section of your faaace...  ♪♫♪
 
2013-01-25 11:11:15 AM  
Old Factory
 
2013-01-25 11:34:44 AM  
So if he crosses his arms will he end up sniffing his own armpit?
 
2013-01-25 11:42:31 AM  

Mentat: How does he smell?


Like Jameson's.
 
2013-01-25 11:44:38 AM  
I hope he uses a good deodorant.
 
2013-01-25 11:45:21 AM  
At least he didn't get it bitten off by a Saigon whore.
 
2013-01-25 11:47:35 AM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 11:51:56 AM  
Hopefully, this won't be news in 10 years but a routine that's done on a regular basis. Even better, I'd like to never see a headline with the word "cancer" ever again. Someday, someday.
 
2013-01-25 11:53:30 AM  
Q: How does he smell?

A: Awful!
 
2013-01-25 11:56:52 AM  

BKITU: So if he crosses his arms will he end up sniffing his own armpit?


So he can get a job as a Speed Stick tester.
 
2013-01-25 12:01:10 PM  
Nose technology has advanced substantially from the days when prosthetic replacements were the only available remedy.

/Obscure?
 
2013-01-25 12:01:45 PM  
www.miwiki.net

Evidently my previous image was rejected.
 
2013-01-25 12:03:34 PM  
Hey cancer patient, we're going to put this weird growth on your body. You should be used to that, right?
 
2013-01-25 12:23:41 PM  

Dimensio: Nose technology has advanced substantially from the days when prosthetic replacements were the only available remedy.

/Obscure?


I'm here to see the nose, I heard it was running.
 
2013-01-25 12:23:58 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
When asked `How does it smell?' he replied 'Wit me feckin' elbow, ya daft quack!'.
 
2013-01-25 12:27:11 PM  
thus bringing to fruition the old, old, old, tune, "Greensleeves"
 
2013-01-25 12:32:28 PM  
Nose cancer?  Is there a ribbon for that?
 
2013-01-25 12:37:43 PM  
And people think I'm disgusting for wiping my nose on my sleeve.

I've just been ahead of the times.
 
2013-01-25 12:44:26 PM  
And it will be closer to his sleeve.
 
2013-01-25 12:52:52 PM  
media.giantbomb.com

CALLED IT!

/seriously...
 
2013-01-25 01:11:12 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Hopefully, this won't be news in 10 years but a routine that's done on a regular basis. Even better, I'd like to never see a headline with the word "cancer" ever again. Someday, someday.


It is routine. I saw pictures of this procedure in my friends' dad's medical books back in the 1970's.
 
2013-01-25 01:14:41 PM  
Why not have a mouse grow it for him?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-25 01:39:09 PM  
I can't even snark about this. It's awesome. I hope they get this going for people who currently are candidates for face transplants. They won't have to worry about anti rejection drugs for the rest of their lives.
 
2013-01-25 02:09:34 PM  
This article is seemingly missing the 2 most crucial components of being successful.

1. picture of the guy without a nose.
2. picture of his nose growing on his arm.
 
2013-01-25 02:17:08 PM  
christiangays.com
 
2013-01-25 02:37:39 PM  
meh. lemme know when you can grow an asshole right here.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-25 03:09:42 PM  
Looks like he doesn't have to go around anything to get to his nose anymore.
 
2013-01-25 04:53:18 PM  
Somebody tell Pooh Bear!
 
2013-01-25 04:58:55 PM  
They're growing a new cancer on his arm?
 
2013-01-25 05:15:16 PM  
Lrrr will be pleased to hear that human horn can be grown so easily..
 
2013-01-25 05:39:10 PM  

mongbiohazard: They're growing a new cancer on his arm?


They're growing a new Irish man.
 
2013-01-25 06:17:16 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Hopefully, this won't be news in 10 years but a routine that's done on a regular basis. Even better, I'd like to never see a headline with the word "cancer" ever again. Someday, someday.


Hmm, do you realize that means people will live longer?
 
2013-01-25 07:05:46 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Lrrr will be pleased to hear that human horn can be grown so easily..


As pleased as he was when he discovered that the trousers concealed a tiny lower horn.
 
2013-01-25 11:38:20 PM  
www.freedomsphoenix.com
Does not approve.
 
2013-01-26 02:39:32 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: Mr. Shabooboo: Lrrr will be pleased to hear that human horn can be grown so easily..

As pleased as he was when he discovered that the trousers concealed a tiny lower horn.


Noses come in various sizes...
 
2013-01-26 10:21:44 AM  
blog.zap2it.com

/impressed
 
2013-01-26 10:28:51 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Hopefully, this won't be news in 10 years but a routine that's done on a regular basis. Even better, I'd like to never see a headline with the word "cancer" ever again. Someday, someday.


Dude, have you looked around lately? There's a WHOLE BUNCH of knuckle-dragging-mouth-breathers out there. If we can't have cancer, we need to bring back the public shame. I'd love to throw some tomatoes at a douchebag who hit his wife or kids. Something needs to keep the morons at bay though. They're farking like rabbits!
 
2013-01-26 09:08:25 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: indarwinsshadow: Hopefully, this won't be news in 10 years but a routine that's done on a regular basis. Even better, I'd like to never see a headline with the word "cancer" ever again. Someday, someday.

Dude, have you looked around lately? There's a WHOLE BUNCH of knuckle-dragging-mouth-breathers out there. If we can't have cancer, we need to bring back the public shame. I'd love to throw some tomatoes at a douchebag who hit his wife or kids. Something needs to keep the morons at bay though. They're farking like rabbits!


We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks.. (Bart Simpson)
 
2013-01-26 09:39:08 PM  
www.movieactors.com
 
2013-01-26 10:44:50 PM  
Might as well add this one:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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