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(Reality TV World)   Kris Humphries wants a $7 million divorce settlement, citing his 72 day marriage was the most embarrassment he ever suffered. Other than with being drafted by the Utah Jazz   (realitytvworld.com) divider line 67
    More: Unlikely, Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Ex-wife, Keep Up, family law, embarrassments, Kris Jenner  
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2013-01-25 10:15:34 AM  
What?
 
2013-01-25 10:16:34 AM  
Anything that irritates and takes money away from the Kardashian family is alright with me.
 
2013-01-25 10:17:06 AM  
Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised

Paging Montoya
 
2013-01-25 10:17:17 AM  
I'm pretty sure the Jazz are more embarrassed by that draft pick than vice versa.
 
2013-01-25 10:25:52 AM  

reverend maynard: Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised


The fact that Jenner refers to the "Kardashian brand" makes me want to set his plastic face on fire.
 
2013-01-25 10:28:33 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: reverend maynard: Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised

The fact that Jenner refers to the "Kardashian brand" makes me want to set his plastic face on fire.


That would be Bruce you're referencing. Kris is the wife.
 
2013-01-25 10:30:09 AM  
He asked a Kardashian to marry him. He should be embarrassed.
 
2013-01-25 10:31:04 AM  
Wow, its sounding like the lack of a prenup may be damaging as well as the rumor of fraud in the marriage since it was just for the show... That's gonna eat into the botox fund...
 
2013-01-25 10:31:36 AM  

reverend maynard: Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised

Paging Montoya


Yeah we dont want them to get damaged. How did your family get thrust in the spotlight? Ex husband was OJs lawyer and your daughter made a sex tape. Yeah cant go damaging a "brand" built on that.
 
2013-01-25 10:32:18 AM  
Meanwhile, soiling an actual Kardashian is just peachy. Mmmh, peaches.
 
2013-01-25 10:33:32 AM  
From a viewer perspective, this is the best thing that could have happened to the KK relationship.

He did a poor job on the show, playing Kim's love interest, fiance and groom. He was sort of guttural with his lines and spent far too much of the show staring at his phone when he should have been looking at the camera or reacting to the witticisms of the family.

Kim, though it must have been heartbreaking, was right to write him out of the cast. As a midseason replacement, Kanye was perfect.

But the Kris storyline still needed some fleshing out and some sense of dramatic finality, rather than Kim simple scooting that booty down the road. Kris has provided it with the protracted divorce, nasty, nasty allegations and such.

Finally, he's earning his SAG scale.
 
2013-01-25 10:34:16 AM  
I'm sure it was but he had to know what he was getting himself into. The Kardashian family is not exactly discreet about how detestable they are.
 
2013-01-25 10:38:05 AM  
Sure subby. He must feel crushing shame as he's cashing that $24 Mil check.
 
2013-01-25 10:45:39 AM  
Who actually purchases products from the Kardashian brand line. Please if you know someone who does punch them in the face. Aside from your own immediate sense of satisfaction you will also have my eternal gratitude.
 
2013-01-25 10:47:00 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I'mma let you finish, but getting dunked on by Landry Fields is the greatest embarrassment of all time. OF ALL TIME.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:15 AM  
$7 Million??? How did he come up with that number? Why not 6 or 8? Sounds to me like he just picked a number out of Kim's Ass.

earsucker.com

and this pict was related to him denying he has herpes, so he's got that going for him.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:30 AM  

Braggi: Anything that irritates and takes money away from the Kardashian family is alright with me.


Yep, I can't really find a downside to this. I hope he puts the screws to all of them.
 
2013-01-25 11:04:33 AM  
I don't get subby's snark about being drafted by any NBA team. He/she must make more than a few millions a year doing something most of us would consider it to be a hobby.  If so, carry on subby.
 
2013-01-25 11:32:00 AM  

beerrun: Barricaded Gunman: reverend maynard: Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised

The fact that Jenner refers to the "Kardashian brand" makes me want to set his plastic face on fire.

That would be Bruce you're referencing. Kris is the wife.


Fine, I'll set fire to her plastic face, and settle for smacking his. I'm not an unreasonable man, beerrun.
 
2013-01-25 11:40:36 AM  
Well so much for true love.
 
2013-01-25 11:43:57 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: beerrun: Barricaded Gunman: reverend maynard: Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised

The fact that Jenner refers to the "Kardashian brand" makes me want to set his plastic face on fire.

That would be Bruce you're referencing. Kris is the wife.

Fine, I'll set fire to her plastic face, and settle for smacking his. I'm not an unreasonable man, beerrun.


No worries, my friend. And you were absolutely right about his face being plastic. WTF, Bruce?
His wife definitely needs a good smack upside the head, however.
 
2013-01-25 11:49:55 AM  

gshepnyc: I'm sure it was but he had to know what he was getting himself into. The Kardashian family is not exactly discreet about how detestable they are.


Nope, I think the poor idiot was fooled. And they should give him every penny they made off of that wedding--$10 million or something like that.

He deserves it. For the rest of his life, he's going to be known as the guy who married Kim Kardashian in a fake wedding.
 
2013-01-25 11:58:15 AM  
Why did I honestly read that as "Utah Jizz?" Seriously.
 
2013-01-25 11:58:48 AM  
 
2013-01-25 12:01:20 PM  
I think he may "get that money, biatch!" because he has some leverage- mainly KK's pregnancy and desire to get remarried to Kanye.

Jeebus, why do I know so much about these famewhores?
 
2013-01-25 12:05:42 PM  
Do you like fishsticks?
 
2013-01-25 12:13:05 PM  

coco ebert: I think he may "get that money, biatch!" because he has some leverage- mainly KK's pregnancy and desire to get remarried to Kanye.

Jeebus, why do I know so much about these famewhores?


They're a virus, infecting every aspect of American culture.
 
2013-01-25 12:18:06 PM  

LectertheChef: coco ebert: I think he may "get that money, biatch!" because he has some leverage- mainly KK's pregnancy and desire to get remarried to Kanye.

Jeebus, why do I know so much about these famewhores?

They're a virus, infecting every aspect of American culture.


Nice excuse
 
2013-01-25 12:21:56 PM  

LectertheChef: coco ebert: I think he may "get that money, biatch!" because he has some leverage- mainly KK's pregnancy and desire to get remarried to Kanye.

Jeebus, why do I know so much about these famewhores?

They're a virus, infecting every aspect of American culture.


It is true that just through a process of osmosis- of just skimming interweb headlines, over time someone will get to know who these people are, if not the details.
 
2013-01-25 12:34:52 PM  

Braggi: Anything that irritates and takes money away from the Kardashian family is alright with me.


This.
 
2013-01-25 12:35:47 PM  

reverend maynard: Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised


They have a brand AND a reputation? o_O
 
2013-01-25 12:37:13 PM  
Ah Utah. Such an amazing culture steeped in jazz.
 
2013-01-25 12:41:45 PM  
The story I keep reading is he doesn't want a dime, he just wants her to admit the marriage was for publicity, which is fiendishly evil in so many ways.

And I love him for it.
 
2013-01-25 01:03:25 PM  

Rwa2play: reverend maynard: Kris Jenner has opposed the idea fearing the Kardashian brand and reputation might be compromised

They have a brand AND a reputation? o_O


They've got a reputation, all right.
 
2013-01-25 01:15:57 PM  

traxan: The story I keep reading is he doesn't want a dime, he just wants her to admit the marriage was for publicity, which is fiendishly evil in so many ways.

And I love him for it.


Gotta admit; that is a good one. Then again I admire anyone who trolls the Kardashians.
 
2013-01-25 01:16:03 PM  

cryinoutloud: gshepnyc: I'm sure it was but he had to know what he was getting himself into. The Kardashian family is not exactly discreet about how detestable they are.

Nope, I think the poor idiot was fooled. And they should give him every penny they made off of that wedding--$10 million or something like that.

He deserves it. For the rest of his life, he's going to be known as the guy who married Kim Kardashian in a fake wedding.


How was he fooled? I'm just some guy and I knew that the Kardashians were a train wreck full of attention whores prior to his marriage into it. How was I more aware that everything that family does is engineered for their audience than he, who knew them up close, was?

That said, I will agree that I hope he takes them to the cleaners. But still.
 
2013-01-25 01:18:36 PM  
He should start increasing his demands. For every month he's still married to that coont, he gets another $500k. His divorce proceedings are longer than the marriage, cut the freaking guy loose already.


/hates the Kardashians
 
2013-01-25 01:28:03 PM  
Well he has a chick's name too. Maybe he should sue his mom.
 
2013-01-25 01:31:38 PM  
I remember the one glimpse I caught of their show. The stupid biatch went swimming in the ocean with a pair of $75,000 earrings on, and was shocked SHOCKED that she lost one, and started blowing up about it.
 
2013-01-25 01:32:40 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Well he has a chick's name too. Maybe he should sue his mom.


Kris Krisofferson and Kris Kringle want a word with you.
 
2013-01-25 01:52:29 PM  
The MailUK, reported she offered him 10 mill which he turned down.
 
2013-01-25 01:54:55 PM  

velvet_fog: I'm pretty sure the Jazz are more embarrassed by that draft pick than vice versa.


That's what I was thinking. Subby seems to think that the Jazz are the Arizona Cardinals of the NBA or something.
 
2013-01-25 02:00:54 PM  

gshepnyc: How was he fooled? I'm just some guy and I knew that the Kardashians were a train wreck full of attention whores prior to his marriage into it. How was I more aware that everything that family does is engineered for their audience than he, who knew them up close, was?
That said, I will agree that I hope he takes them to the cleaners. But still.


I think he was fooled by his dick and lust. I understand this happens to people. I've never seen the show, so I don't know what that looked like, but I don't think he knew it was all a stunt--after all, getting married for a TV show is pretty scummy behavior, and not something that we'd like to think is common, especially when your face is all over the TV. And like most people, he probably trusts others until he realizes that you can't trust them. Plus I think the doofus is pretty dumb, and maybe was looking to cash in on some of that Kardashian money himself if it didn't work out. I think the worst he figured was that he'd have to be in their reality show, and he was willing to do it for Kimmie.

I barely knew who these people were until about a year ago, so I don't find it completely hard to believe that he met Kim and believed that she fell for him. One or two of them are legitimately married, aren't they?

'I want my son to look like this!' Broody Kim Kardashian tweets childhood photo of boyfriend Kris Humphries
UPDATED: 03:36 EST, 24 January 2011
They've only been dating for a matter of weeks.
But Kim Kardashian has already hinted that her new boyfriend Kris Humphries may have more uses than merely accompanying her around New York.
The reality star, whose new show kicks off tonight on E!, posted a cute childhood picture of NJ Nets basketball player Kris on Twitter today with the accompanying message: 'I want my son to look like this.'


Oh well, actually I don't give a fark about any of them, why am I here?
 
2013-01-25 02:50:09 PM  
Yeah. Why is it embarrassing to be drafted by the Jazz? They have a better tradition of winning than say the Nets.
 
2013-01-25 02:53:35 PM  

MagSeven: Ah Utah. Such an amazing culture steeped in jazz.


Like all the lakes in L.A. Or Grizzly bears in Memphis?
 
2013-01-25 03:28:44 PM  
There was an US Weekly at the gym with an article about this whole mess. It's basic premise was that big super mean bully Kris Humphries is being really mean to the poor innocent saintly Kardashians. It was hilarious.

/I apologize to those brain cells that gave their lives that day. We lost a lot of good men out there.
 
2013-01-25 03:34:55 PM  

traxan: The story I keep reading is he doesn't want a dime, he just wants her to admit the marriage was for publicity, which is fiendishly evil in so many ways.

And I love him for it.


So much THIS.  See, Kim is supposed to be the star of the Kardashians.  The others are just around for comic relief or whatever.  But then Khloe married Lamar Odom and suddenly people liked THEM better than poor single Kim.  "Quick, somebody find me an NBA player to marry!"  All she wanted was the Pretty Pretty Princess WeddingTM with a pro athlete for money and ratings, and she got it.  The thing is she never expected this guy to call her bluff.  Considering by all accounts he wasn't all that broken up about things ending he knew what was going on.  And the second Kourtney got knocked up by Patrick Bateman again I knew Kim would get pregnant too because she mustn't be overshadowed, she's the STAR!

/she's also a vapid farking coont
//and I don't use coont lightly
 
2013-01-25 03:43:30 PM  

Marisyana: And the second Kourtney got knocked up by Patrick Bateman again I knew Kim would get pregnant too because she mustn't be overshadowed, she's the STAR!


Wow. I don't watch the show but the fact that her wedding and her pregnancy are that close to those of her sisters' can't be a coincidence. I'd feel bad for the idiot kid, except it's going to have a better life than me, despite the parents, because they have boatloads of cash. Maybe Kanye will take full custody, at least he has a career that is based on some form of talent.
 
2013-01-25 03:46:33 PM  

velvet_fog: I'm pretty sure the Jazz are more embarrassed by that draft pick than vice versa.


Pretty crappy for a 14th overall pick but 7 ppg 7 rpg that he's putting up this year isn't exactly the worst in the league.
 
2013-01-25 03:53:52 PM  
how much would it be per time he tried to get her to actually move or react during sex?
 
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