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(Fox News)   Brace yourself: the Number 2 Al Qaeda is dead... again. Will be doing a special guest star cameo in the next Walking Dead   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, al-Qaeda, Walking Dead, Yemen, Ali Abdullah Saleh, Islamic Jihad of Yemen, Nasser, mujahedeens, Sanaa  
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2013-01-25 10:55:42 AM  
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InterOffice Memo
Al Qaeda

Promotions! Promotions! Promotions!

The drones have returned to Hell and we can all come up for a breath of fresh air. As of today, Everyone is Number 2. You, me, even the guy that fixes the copier. You're all Number 2. The guy who telecommutes from home but actually hangs out at Starbucks? Number 2. Even the guy cleans out the latrines in the mountain hideout. Yes the guy who handles number two is now number 2.

Any questions, please see your supervisor. The only guy who isn't Number 2. Good luck finding that guy. Last time I saw him, he was at a Motel 6 in Islamabad.

By the way. Don't forward this memo to anyone outside Al Qaeda.
2013-01-25 10:53:23 AM  
1 vote:
The NEW number two?
2013-01-25 10:36:01 AM  
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give me doughnuts: NutWrench: Yes, but who does #2 work for?

Yeah. Since bin Laden is now lower than whale shiat, who is the new #1?

Now that Duke lost, Michigan.
2013-01-25 10:31:52 AM  
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Yes, but who does #2 work for?
2013-01-25 06:32:28 AM  
1 vote:
Is this what being weak on terror looks like?
2013-01-25 01:45:22 AM  
1 vote:
Seal Team Six to camp at re-spawn point in 3... 2... 1...
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