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(Fox News)   Brace yourself: the Number 2 Al Qaeda is dead... again. Will be doing a special guest star cameo in the next Walking Dead   (foxnews.com) divider line 53
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2013-01-25 01:45:22 AM
Seal Team Six to camp at re-spawn point in 3... 2... 1...
 
2013-01-25 04:01:44 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Seal Team Six to camp at re-spawn point in 3... 2... 1...


Farking Campers!
 
2013-01-25 06:32:28 AM
Is this what being weak on terror looks like?
 
2013-01-25 10:09:09 AM

Bontesla: Is this what being weak on terror looks like?


Obama's "pallin' around" with terrorists.
 
2013-01-25 10:31:52 AM
Yes, but who does #2 work for?
 
2013-01-25 10:34:42 AM

NutWrench: Yes, but who does #2 work for?


Yeah. Since bin Laden is now lower than whale shiat, who is the new #1?
 
2013-01-25 10:34:44 AM
Oh great, here we go again. *drone*
 
2013-01-25 10:36:01 AM

give me doughnuts: NutWrench: Yes, but who does #2 work for?

Yeah. Since bin Laden is now lower than whale shiat, who is the new #1?


Now that Duke lost, Michigan.
 
2013-01-25 10:36:15 AM
Who is Number "1" now?

Summer Glau's Love Slave

Seal Team Six to camp at re-spawn point in 3... 2... 1...

It is Seal team 5 now... one of them was killed in action.
 
2013-01-25 10:37:10 AM

give me doughnuts: NutWrench: Yes, but who does #2 work for?

Yeah. Since bin Laden is now lower than whale shiat, who is the new #1?


Obligatory link. ;)
 
2013-01-25 10:38:06 AM
Hey, Saeed! You've just been elected #2!
a57.foxnews.com
BUT-BUT-BUT- *KABOOOOM*
 
2013-01-25 10:38:38 AM
Good, now this guy can no longer do acts of terrorism. Or is it terrorist acts?

Paging tinfoil brigade to thread 7555482, need a nomenclature cleanup on post 11.
 
2013-01-25 10:41:38 AM
"How do we stop the greatest superpower in history from doing bad things to people like us?"

"Um.. appeal to the people of that country and show them what their government is doing wrong?"

"No idiot! pick up some crappy surplus rifles and shoot at them!"

To be fair, they are exactly like the republican party. Every country has people that somehow accumulate power and prestige despite being dumber than dirt.
 
2013-01-25 10:42:10 AM

coeyagi: Good, now this guy can no longer do acts of terrorism. Or is it terrorist acts?

Paging tinfoil brigade to thread 7555482, need a nomenclature cleanup on post 11.


Why do you love terrorists so much? Clearly, you mean terrorismistic acts.
 
2013-01-25 10:42:50 AM
So do the Terrorists types put an org chart after something like this happens? Is it in Visio and distributed over the terrorist intranet?

Do all the other terrorists move up 1 slot, like in 4 square? If you are number 27 would you now be number 26? If this like the World Golf Rankings?

Lots and Lots of questions.

Also, as has been asked, who is number 1 now and why is he still alive?
 
2013-01-25 10:43:24 AM
lparchive.org
 
2013-01-25 10:44:04 AM
BENGHAZI DRONE STRIKES KENYAN USURPER

/Stay on script Fox News
 
2013-01-25 10:46:10 AM
So who's number one?

No, I didn't read the article. Sue me.
 
2013-01-25 10:47:03 AM

NutWrench: Yes, but who does #2 work for?


That would be telling.

/He is not a number, he is a dead free jihadist!
 
2013-01-25 10:50:32 AM
Somebody stop the killin!

/no don't
 
2013-01-25 10:53:23 AM
The NEW number two?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-25 10:55:42 AM
InterOffice Memo
Al Qaeda

Promotions! Promotions! Promotions!

The drones have returned to Hell and we can all come up for a breath of fresh air. As of today, Everyone is Number 2. You, me, even the guy that fixes the copier. You're all Number 2. The guy who telecommutes from home but actually hangs out at Starbucks? Number 2. Even the guy cleans out the latrines in the mountain hideout. Yes the guy who handles number two is now number 2.

Any questions, please see your supervisor. The only guy who isn't Number 2. Good luck finding that guy. Last time I saw him, he was at a Motel 6 in Islamabad.

By the way. Don't forward this memo to anyone outside Al Qaeda.
 
2013-01-25 11:08:41 AM
Aren't they supposed to appear on Jimmy Kimmel?
 
2013-01-25 11:13:32 AM
What? Is there no number 1?

Fishy.
 
2013-01-25 11:14:47 AM
This meme is not as fun now that OBL has been conscripted to the sea with lead in his head.
 
2013-01-25 11:22:16 AM
Well, #2 seems to be the crappiest job in al-queda...
 
2013-01-25 11:26:29 AM
If the Powers That Be are watching this thread, my Ex is now #2 . . . .

/hope you have a blast, Honey
 
2013-01-25 11:27:39 AM

derpy: Who applies for that job?

 
2013-01-25 11:28:06 AM

Solid State Vittles: give me doughnuts: NutWrench: Yes, but who does #2 work for?

Yeah. Since bin Laden is now lower than whale shiat, who is the new #1?

Now that Duke lost, Michigan.



ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE!!
 
2013-01-25 11:38:25 AM
Being a red shirt in a Star Trek Landing Party > being Number 2 Al Qaeda.
 
2013-01-25 11:41:37 AM
WORST JOB EVAR!
 
2013-01-25 11:43:20 AM
Being number two is worse than being a roman emperor in the 300's...

yea I'm awesome.

/dead in two days...
 
2013-01-25 12:03:39 PM
"Oh my god, they killed Al Qaeda #2!"
"You BASTARDS!"
 
2013-01-25 12:06:51 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Seal Team Six to camp at re-spawn point in 3... 2... 1...


/ooc Camp check
/ooc LFG Slaver Pits / Throne Room / OBL #2
 
2013-01-25 12:12:25 PM
Since so many were asking, the new al qaeda #1 is Ayman al-Zawahiri.
 
2013-01-25 12:17:24 PM

Nickninja: Since so many were asking, the new al qaeda #1 is Ayman al-Zawahiri.


Looking at how Osama was set up, looks like having a single digit membership number in Al Qaeda farking sucks. I wonder if his porn collection is going to be better or worse than OBL's?

Also, I have to say, Obama's killing a fark load of these guys without invading any nations. I wonder if the neocons from the last bunch of administration stooges are shaking their heads and saying, "Dammit, why aren't we hemorrhaging lives and money doing this? It doesn't count unless you're ruining the nation."
 
2013-01-25 12:26:38 PM
I long thought (jokingly) we kept #1 alive so long because he was great bait for #2. Ever noticed how good we are at finding and killing #2?
 
2013-01-25 12:29:37 PM

Mercutio74: I wonder if the neocons from the last bunch of administration stooges are shaking their heads and saying, "Dammit, why aren't we hemorrhaging lives and money doing this? It doesn't count unless you're ruining the nation."


They can kind of understand it since there would be no money in it for Obama or his VP.
 
2013-01-25 12:30:06 PM

Mercutio74: I wonder if the neocons from the last bunch of administration stooges are shaking their heads and saying, "Dammit, why aren't we hemorrhaging lives and money doing this? It doesn't count unless you're ruining the nation."


No they are laughing and counting all the money they raped out of American taxpayers via blackwater, haliburton and many others.
 
2013-01-25 01:14:28 PM
I love how these guys are ALWAYS pointing when they pontificate/speak to us.
 
2013-01-25 01:20:05 PM
NUMBER 2

hahahahahahahah
 
2013-01-25 01:28:48 PM

Mercutio74: I wonder if his porn collection is going to be better or worse than OBL's?


I'm not convinced OBL had a porn collection. That seemed like super-obvious propaganda.
 
2013-01-25 01:42:58 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mercutio74: I wonder if his porn collection is going to be better or worse than OBL's?

I'm not convinced OBL had a porn collection. That seemed like super-obvious propaganda.


I guess I just figured that OBL was a) human and b) very able to rationalize his own needs as somehow moral. Seriously, if you were holed up for a decade with no real interaction with the outside world, and you fancied your shiat didn't stink, you wouldn't have porn?
 
2013-01-25 01:56:24 PM

Mercutio74: Fuggin Bizzy: Mercutio74: I wonder if his porn collection is going to be better or worse than OBL's?

I'm not convinced OBL had a porn collection. That seemed like super-obvious propaganda.

I guess I just figured that OBL was a) human and b) very able to rationalize his own needs as somehow moral. Seriously, if you were holed up for a decade with no real interaction with the outside world, and you fancied your shiat didn't stink, you wouldn't have porn?


I have a porn collection and I haven't blown up a damn thing. If it was propaganda, seems like the most innocuous of types to me.
 
2013-01-25 02:00:30 PM

derpy: Who applies for that job?


You don't apply, you get promoted. Who's the current #3?
 
2013-01-25 02:06:59 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-01-25 02:13:37 PM

Singleballtheory: I have a porn collection and I haven't blown up a damn thing. If it was propaganda, seems like the most innocuous of types to me.


Well, yes... but because Osama played the role of uber-authoritarian Islamic freedom fighter, porn was a big no-no for him. Personally, I think anyone with the ability to lead an organization that large and authoritarian couldn't possibly be a true believer.
 
2013-01-25 07:34:49 PM
What an al Qaeda #2 might look like (at least he washes his hands):

www.aset-uk.org
 
2013-01-25 09:05:59 PM
They keep coming out of hyperspace too close to the system.
 
2013-01-26 12:15:30 AM
Who's left? The dishwasher and the bicycle messenger?
 
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