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(Adelaide Now)   Drunk driver found asleep in his car holding a can of bourbon. In other news, where in the hell can you get a can of bourbon?   ( ) divider line
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3299 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2013 at 9:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-25 10:12:29 AM  
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pkellmey: FTFY. In my local area, we recently had some young guy sitting in a local Walmart parking lot before they opened. He was still sitting there hours later when someone called the police because he was suspicious looking. He was apparently eating a pizza and listening to the radio. He was warned about trespassing, but a few hours later they found him still in the same place, and when confronted, telling officers he had nowhere else to go. Sad, but if he had a beer while sitting there, he would probably have gone to jail without every having started the engine. That would have been even more sad.

FTA: A check of CCTV vision showed the man driving into the service station and stopping at the petrol pump.

When woken, he was breath tested and returned a reading of 0.239, almost five times the legal limit.

So the possibilities are: (a) A guy drove drunk to the gas station and passed out or (b) A guy drove to the gas station with the intent of hanging out next to the pump and drinking a can of bourbon then sleeping it off for the 12 hours or so it would take him to get back to sober. If you believe (b) I have some ocean front property for sale.
2013-01-25 09:56:49 AM  
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pkellmey: There was only a single store in my area that has ever sold beer in a white can with just the label "BEER" in bold black letters, but generic beer exists as well. I've never been bold enough to try it, so I have no idea if it tasts like PBR as well.

All you need to do to get more is take a plane trip to a faraway island...
2013-01-25 10:02:35 AM  
1 vote:
That and rum in a can are all over the farking place here in 'STRAYA MATE.

Also, Aussie's drink canned rum and coke like it's going out of style, which wouldn't be too bad except mostly it's bundaberg which is complete shiatehouse. It tastes like burnt piss, there is no other way to describe it. The entire situation is particularly sad because probably one of the best rums in the world actually comes from Australia - Inner Circle Black. but unfortunately most Australian rum drinkers are inbred bogans who are just as likely to drink paint thinner so they can get mad and beat up gays or smash cabbies.

/btw... hurrah for australia day long weekend.
2013-01-25 09:36:49 AM  
1 vote:\

Bourbon in a can is also acceptable.
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