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(TreeHugger)   Since the next world war is going to be fought over water, you might as well start getting used to taking air showers   (treehugger.com) divider line 9
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2013-01-25 10:46:08 AM  
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Alebak: Best pack a bunch of these for the chemically contaminated aftermath http://eartheasy.com/lifestraw


No worries. I found a GECK.
2013-01-25 10:15:40 AM  
2 votes:
Let's see. We have most of the worlds fresh water, and a huge percentage of it's oil, coal, gold, and other precious resources.

Welcome to your new Canadian overlords biatches.
2013-01-25 09:57:04 AM  
2 votes:
Crap, let me try that again:

cdn100.iofferphoto.com
2013-01-25 10:56:42 AM  
1 votes:

damndirtyape: Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes.

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I always loved how DS9 used Quark to tear down the secular humanist deification that drunken womanizer Roddenberry draped humanity in in TNG.

Quark: I think I figured out why humans don't like Ferengi ...

Benjamin Sisko: Not now, Quark.

Quark: The way I see it, humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We're a constant reminder of a part of your past you'd like to forget.

Benjamin Sisko: Quark, we don't have time for this.

Quark: You're overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar war. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We're nothing like you... we're better.
2013-01-25 10:52:14 AM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: WhippingBoy: Katolu: indarwinsshadow: Let's see. We have most of the worlds fresh water, and a huge percentage of it's oil, coal, gold, and other precious resources.

Welcome to your new Canadian overlords biatches.

Until the U.S. decides to annex you.

You're not going to get too far over the border before those batteries on your Rascals give out.

We're not inviting Texas to the annexation of Canuckistan party


Here comes the invasion force...

www.thesmythgroup.com
2013-01-25 10:47:04 AM  
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: Let's see. We have most of the worlds fresh water, and a huge percentage of it's oil, coal, gold, and other precious resources.

Welcome to your new Canadian overlords biatches.


or as it's soon to be called, America's newest colony
2013-01-25 10:39:15 AM  
1 votes:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

We're good, thanks.
2013-01-25 10:22:55 AM  
1 votes:
Just keep in mind that most of us in Michigan are well armed.
2013-01-25 10:22:16 AM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: It's going to be fought over water? So just planes, huh?


Hovercraft warfare!!
 
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