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(Telegraph)   Proof positive that Obama is Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 68
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2013-01-25 09:49:00 AM
If Fark is going to act as a proxy for Drudge links, why come here at all?  Why not just go straight to Drudge instead?
 
2013-01-25 09:52:41 AM
Apollyon!!!
 
2013-01-25 10:04:37 AM
What was that old saying? Something about flies on shiat.
 
2013-01-25 10:15:09 AM
jehovahs witness protection:  Truly vile.
 
2013-01-25 10:20:19 AM
Nice shoop. Looks real.
 
2013-01-25 10:25:30 AM
Wow. "Non-story" doesn't even do that justice.
 
2013-01-25 10:37:32 AM
Does this mean the GOP gets to drop a giant boulder on him now?
 
2013-01-25 10:43:05 AM
Nobody let him get in the secret White House teleporter.
 
2013-01-25 10:44:23 AM

Sybarite: Nobody let him get in the secret White House teleporter.


It doubles as a bug zapper?
 
2013-01-25 10:46:09 AM

Diogenes: teleporter.


Oh, never mind.
 
2013-01-25 11:07:40 AM
All the GOP needs now is a giant fly swatter and they can claim they were just trying to kill the fly.
 
2013-01-25 11:14:24 AM
And all the ladies say I'm pretty fly, for a ...

Oh. Never mind.
 
2013-01-25 11:14:48 AM
This is Obama's Waterloo!
 
2013-01-25 11:16:02 AM
Not to change the subject, but does anyone know what the GOP is going to be outraged about today?
 
2013-01-25 11:16:10 AM
i1089.photobucket.com


/ told you it wasn't a bullet hole
 
2013-01-25 11:22:46 AM
That looks more like some Chinese spy drone bot.

/zoom and enhance!
 
2013-01-25 11:23:10 AM
Which is worse? The fact that this is news, or the fact that this got greened? I'm leaning towards the latter, since subby at least came up with a good headline.
 
2013-01-25 11:24:13 AM
So this fly's gettin its 15 minutes.
 
2013-01-25 11:26:58 AM

illegal.tender: Not to change the subject, but does anyone know what the GOP is going to be outraged about today?


Same thing as every day, Pinkie:  The World.
 
2013-01-25 11:33:18 AM

Diogenes: illegal.tender: Not to change the subject, but does anyone know what the GOP is going to be outraged about today?

Same thing as every day, Pinkie:  The World.


Its Still Benghazi today.
 
2013-01-25 11:34:41 AM
Michelle???

rrmemphis.com
 
2013-01-25 11:38:06 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-25 11:38:54 AM
Wow, three-year-old Photoshops are getting greened now? How about some of these?

i3.photobucket.com

i3.photobucket.com

i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 11:39:37 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-25 12:05:20 PM
Belloch approves.
 
2013-01-25 12:10:41 PM
Let me speak! I've got the conch!

/isn't this a Lord of the Flies thread?
 
2013-01-25 12:15:44 PM
Son of perdition. Little horn. Most unclean.

I do love the old names...
 
2013-01-25 12:19:55 PM
i238.photobucket.com

I smell photoshooooop!
 
2013-01-25 12:20:05 PM
Will a filibuster thread go green ever?
 
2013-01-25 12:20:20 PM

illegal.tender: Not to change the subject, but does anyone know what the GOP is going to be outraged about today?


Well, Rush just started his show 20 minutes ago, so we should shortly. I think it's the NRLB appointments.
 
2013-01-25 12:23:27 PM

CavalierEternal: Wow, three-year-old Photoshops are getting greened now? How about some of these?

[i3.photobucket.com image 398x299]

[i3.photobucket.com image 178x447]

[i3.photobucket.com image 400x300]


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-25 12:39:15 PM
Wow, Brick House's computer room must be literally covered in genetic material right now.
 
2013-01-25 12:45:34 PM
So does this mean Boehner is Piggy?
 
2013-01-25 12:47:27 PM
michaelgloversmith.files.wordpress.com

/poor chicken
 
2013-01-25 12:55:41 PM

rufus-t-firefly: [michaelgloversmith.files.wordpress.com image 850x457]

/poor chicken


Still and always the creepiest moment on film.
 
2013-01-25 12:57:20 PM

illegal.tender: Not to change the subject, but does anyone know what the GOP is going to be outraged about today?


Just go the memo. We're going with a media black-out, since everybody ignored the STFU about
rape/abortion/gay rights memo.

Between Hilary's "What difference does it make?" screech, DiFi's gun grab, Menendez's underage prostitots, and Fartbongo's NLRB Court slap we're gonna ride the weekend out.
 
2013-01-25 12:59:16 PM

Empty Matchbook: [i238.photobucket.com image 640x480]

I smell photoshooooop!


My first thought.

/came expecting nothing
//left VERY satisfied
///SLICE!
 
2013-01-25 01:03:49 PM

KingKauff: Let me speak! I've got the conch!

/isn't this a Lord of the Flies thread?


"Lord of the Flies" originally meant Beelzebub, which what the book's title was alluding to.

Beelzebub
"Ba'al Zəbûb is variously understood to mean "lord of the flies"[3][4][5][6] or "lord of the (heavenly) dwelling".[7][8][9] Originally the name of a Philistine god,[10] Ba'al, meaning "Lord" in Ugaritic, was used in conjunction with a descriptive name of a specific god. Jewish scholars have interpreted the title of "Lord of Flies" as the Hebrew way of calling Ba'al a pile of dung and comparing Ba'al followers to flies.[11][12] The Septuagint renders the name as Baalzebub (βααλζεβούβ) and as Baal muian (βααλ μυιαν, "Baal of flies"), but Symmachus the Ebionite may have reflected a tradition of its offensive ancient name when he rendered it as Beelzeboul.[13]"
 
2013-01-25 01:06:22 PM

SN1987a goes boom: So does this mean Boehner is Piggy?


If so, can I be the one to roll the boulder on him?
 
2013-01-25 01:11:24 PM

MyEnamine: Will a filibuster thread go green ever?


No, because nothing changed. Having a thread to say filibuster reform failed is like having a thread to say the sun has come up in the east.
 
2013-01-25 01:13:44 PM
I thought it was just a side-effect of the 'Kenya' part of him....
 
2013-01-25 01:15:00 PM
grizzlybomb.com
 
2013-01-25 01:17:43 PM
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

/there's a comedy lyric for everything.
 
2013-01-25 01:18:58 PM
Perfect opportunity to posta link to the Daily Torygraph...

www.dailytorygraph.com

www.dailytorygraph.com

www.dailytorygraph.com
 
2013-01-25 01:25:57 PM
could be worse, i attract mosquitoes like the plague, to the point they'll fly through cracks in closed door seals to get to me during the summer

still spend most of my summers outside, but hot damn is it annoying at times
 
2013-01-25 01:27:31 PM

Brick-House: Michelle???

[rrmemphis.com image 504x276]


What a classy woman!
 
2013-01-25 01:47:00 PM
Where the heck do flys come from in JANUARY?
 
2013-01-25 01:47:59 PM

Heraclitus: Where the heck do flys come from in JANUARY?


Change the 'y' to an 'i' and add 'es'.
 
2013-01-25 01:52:09 PM
The fly was in awe of Obama's Third Eye, which seen thorough the eye of a fly is truly awesome.

www.toolfarm.com
 
2013-01-25 02:12:41 PM

Jackpot777: Heraclitus: Where the heck do flys come from in JANUARY?

Change the 'y' to an 'i' and add 'es'.


JANUARIES?
 
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