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(Fox News)   Seems that girls driving pickup trucks in Indiana is something unusual. And so are girls who drive 60 miles to kick another girl's butt for Facebook insults   (foxnews.com) divider line 41
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2013-01-25 12:00:28 AM  
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2013-01-25 12:18:06 AM  
This is very usual and anywhere you find rednecks, not just Indiana. Seriously every stupid decision I hear about involves facebook lately.
 
2013-01-25 01:24:49 AM  
Is she that insecure, or is there really nothing else to do in rural Indiana?
 
2013-01-25 01:26:15 AM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x209]


First thing I thought of lol
 
2013-01-25 01:27:02 AM  
Approves:

i759.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 01:27:20 AM  
60 miles? That's like... over an hours worth of driving. 20 minutes if you're in Texas. Too much effort, just call her a slut and be done with it.
 
2013-01-25 01:28:58 AM  

TheSwizz: 60 miles? That's like... over an hours worth of driving. 20 minutes if you're in Texas. Too much effort, just call her a slut and be done with it.


And have you SEEN gas prices lately?
/methinks someone isn't buying their own gas....
 
2013-01-25 01:33:51 AM  
No surprise. Indiana is culturally part of the South.
 
2013-01-25 01:34:26 AM  
Never say something about someone that you wouldn't say to there face.
 
2013-01-25 01:36:56 AM  
From the area of Indiana, this is normal.
 
2013-01-25 01:52:24 AM  
There's more than corn in Indiana. Lake County is the only county that officially breeds "region rats". A lovely breed indeed. Anything south of I-80 is rural in the Chicagoland area. I was born on the southside and raised in Lake County, it's considered a suburb. Urban Dictionary and Encyclopedia Dramatica have accurate descriptions of region rats.
 
2013-01-25 01:55:13 AM  
Girls that drive pickup trucks are not the kind of girls I want to fark. Same goes for girls in 4-Runners that have a dog and try to impress me with stories of being "outdoorsy".
 
2013-01-25 02:00:25 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Is she that insecure, or is there really nothing else to do in rural Indiana?


Yes.
 
2013-01-25 02:11:46 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Girls that drive pickup trucks are not the kind of girls I want to fark. Same goes for girls in 4-Runners that have a dog and try to impress me with stories of being "outdoorsy".


You don't fark girls that drive pickups; THEY fark YOU.
 
2013-01-25 02:18:25 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Girls that drive pickup trucks are not the kind of girls I want to fark. Same goes for girls in 4-Runners that have a dog and try to impress me with stories of being "outdoorsy".

You don't fark girls that drive pickups; THEY fark YOU.


"Git in the truck, biatch, and don't step on mah dawg"
 
2013-01-25 02:22:09 AM  

merrillvillain: There's more than corn in Indiana. Lake County is the only county that officially breeds "region rats". A lovely breed indeed. Anything south of I-80 is rural in the Chicagoland area. I was born on the southside and raised in Lake County, it's considered a suburb. Urban Dictionary and Encyclopedia Dramatica have accurate descriptions of region rats.


Yeah it's called Bloomington and Turkey Run, and most of the area around Brown County State Park. The rest of the state that I've seen has been extremely boring.

/Indy's got some stuff
//most of which is not that interesting to me personally
 
2013-01-25 02:50:03 AM  

ladyfortuna: merrillvillain: There's more than corn in Indiana. Lake County is the only county that officially breeds "region rats". A lovely breed indeed. Anything south of I-80 is rural in the Chicagoland area. I was born on the southside and raised in Lake County, it's considered a suburb. Urban Dictionary and Encyclopedia Dramatica have accurate descriptions of region rats.

Yeah it's called Bloomington and Turkey Run, and most of the area around Brown County State Park. The rest of the state that I've seen has been extremely boring.

/Indy's got some stuff
//most of which is not that interesting to me personally


I have family in Carmel and Fishers, but I am a actual steel mill employee. Think back to the movie the 'Deer Hunter' and the steel mill scenes. That is a blast furnace, I get to deal with that and every aspect of making iron and steel.
It is a fantastic ordeal. I absolutelt love it.
 
2013-01-25 02:54:34 AM  
I am not very.bright either.
Shaving coke dust off my face at the end of some days is always fun. It could be worse however -- Working in an office would be torture.
 
2013-01-25 04:28:47 AM  

SquiggsIN: ladyfortuna: merrillvillain: There's more than corn in Indiana. Lake County is the only county that officially breeds "region rats". A lovely breed indeed. Anything south of I-80 is rural in the Chicagoland area. I was born on the southside and raised in Lake County, it's considered a suburb. Urban Dictionary and Encyclopedia Dramatica have accurate descriptions of region rats.

Yeah it's called Bloomington and Turkey Run, and most of the area around Brown County State Park. The rest of the state that I've seen has been extremely boring.

/Indy's got some stuff
//most of which is not that interesting to me personally

If you can't find something interesting in Indy, then you aren't looking in the right places. Its such a sprawling city and 95% of everything IS NOT downtown.


I said MOST. I've been dragged there nearly every year of my life however, mostly against my will, so I reserve the right to be belligerent about it.
 
2013-01-25 04:48:26 AM  
Considering the comments about how redneck the area is, I'm guessing the 17 year old "victim" is lucky she didn't open the door and get a shovel to the face or something else just as interesting, since dog crap in a bag that's on fire is just plain funny...

The area I grew up in from the age of 10-14 were just about as redneck, but it was where you'd expect...
 
2013-01-25 06:38:09 AM  
Indiana rustics are not the same as the common American southern rustic:

* First, Indiana hicks say you'uns. Southern hicks say y'all. Usage example: "Are you'uns coming to see Ted Nugent to the County Fair?" Much different than the southern version, "Y'all goin' ta see Charlie Daniels at the fair?" Yes, you can substitute to for at in the Indiana rustic dialect.

* Second, Indiana hicks are extremely friendly, whereas their southern counterparts tend to be more overtly hostile, especially to northerners such as Indiana rustics.

* Indiana rustics eat TV dinners, persimmon pudding (actually extremely good, but looks a lot like stepped on doggie doo) and deep fried foods purchased at Sams Club and Costco on trips to the big city. Big city meaning Muncie or Jasper. Southern rustics eat actual home cooked food.

* Finally, Indiana rustics are about 40% more likely to have 4-5 rusted out cars behind the house or mobile home.
 
2013-01-25 07:36:49 AM  
So she got the pick up to throw down?

/you have no idea how long I've been wanting to use this line
//also sounds like my kinda gal
///too young for my taste though
 
2013-01-25 07:45:04 AM  
Sounds Hoosierish to me.
 
2013-01-25 08:04:58 AM  
Was her name Mary Jane?
 
2013-01-25 08:12:52 AM  
My ex-wife moved to Laporte...

to marry a one-footed disciple of the Church of Ted Nugent...

that she met online...

on Livejournal.

/CSB, I know.

If it wasn't for the fact that she'd be 9 years too old, I'd bet the driver was their offspring.
 
2013-01-25 08:33:54 AM  
The South isn't limited to just the South.

/anyway this isn't that extraordinary, at least not 'round here
 
2013-01-25 08:35:24 AM  
Every chance I get, I thank my lucky stars that I live in Bloomington Indiana (instead of somewhere else in Indiana)

A liberal oasis... A concentration of smarter people in a desert of dumb. They are not necessarily bad people, just not very bright.
 
2013-01-25 08:42:55 AM  

IDefineWhatIsPC: Indiana rustics are not the same as the common American southern rustic:

* First, Indiana hicks say you'uns. Southern hicks say y'all. Usage example: "Are you'uns coming to see Ted Nugent to the County Fair?" Much different than the southern version, "Y'all goin' ta see Charlie Daniels at the fair?" Yes, you can substitute to for at in the Indiana rustic dialect.

* Second, Indiana hicks are extremely friendly, whereas their southern counterparts tend to be more overtly hostile, especially to northerners such as Indiana rustics.

* Indiana rustics eat TV dinners, persimmon pudding (actually extremely good, but looks a lot like stepped on doggie doo) and deep fried foods purchased at Sams Club and Costco on trips to the big city. Big city meaning Muncie or Jasper. Southern rustics eat actual home cooked food.

* Finally, Indiana rustics are about 40% more likely to have 4-5 rusted out cars behind the house or mobile home.


OH, and this is mostly accurate... mmm persimmon pudding....

also, I live about 7 miles from "Needmore Elementary School"... no joke...
 
2013-01-25 08:44:40 AM  

Perlin Noise: Every chance I get, I thank my lucky stars that I live in Bloomington Indiana (instead of somewhere else in Indiana)

A liberal oasis... A concentration of smarter people in a desert of dumb. They are not necessarily bad people, just not very bright.


Educations and high falootin book readin don't necessarily make you smarter, just more learned. There IS a difference. Country people are like country people because they way they live is the successful way to live in the country.
 
2013-01-25 08:50:17 AM  
What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.
 
2013-01-25 08:52:03 AM  

Perlin Noise: Every chance I get, I thank my lucky stars that I live in Bloomington Indiana (instead of somewhere else in Indiana)

A liberal oasis... A concentration of smarter people in a desert of dumb. They are not necessarily bad people, just not very bright.


I thank mine that I got the hell out of Indiana.
 
2013-01-25 08:57:53 AM  

DubtodaIll: Perlin Noise: Every chance I get, I thank my lucky stars that I live in Bloomington Indiana (instead of somewhere else in Indiana)

A liberal oasis... A concentration of smarter people in a desert of dumb. They are not necessarily bad people, just not very bright.

Educations and high falootin book readin don't necessarily make you smarter, just more learned. There IS a difference. Country people are like country people because they way they live is the successful way to live in the country.


Nonsense! City liberals are superior to rural anybody in every way possible! They have more sophisticated tastes, they went to better colleges, they have better jobs, and they even make love better than any country hick you'll ever find! Don't you try to muddy that truth with things like reasonable assessments!
 
2013-01-25 09:03:21 AM  

Carn: Perlin Noise: Every chance I get, I thank my lucky stars that I live in Bloomington Indiana (instead of somewhere else in Indiana)

A liberal oasis... A concentration of smarter people in a desert of dumb. They are not necessarily bad people, just not very bright.

I thank mine that I got the hell out of Indiana.


Portland, Seattle or San Francisco. Everyone, from Bloomington at least, seems to flee to those cities... There was a New York period for a short while.
 
2013-01-25 09:38:48 AM  

Perlin Noise: Carn: Perlin Noise: Every chance I get, I thank my lucky stars that I live in Bloomington Indiana (instead of somewhere else in Indiana)

A liberal oasis... A concentration of smarter people in a desert of dumb. They are not necessarily bad people, just not very bright.

I thank mine that I got the hell out of Indiana.

Portland, Seattle or San Francisco. Everyone, from Bloomington at least, seems to flee to those cities... There was a New York period for a short while.


I fled east. Now in Northern VA (suburb of DC). I grew up outside Indy and it seems the largest concentration of folks that I know who left went to Chicago.
 
2013-01-25 09:56:14 AM  
Why all the hate for girls who drive trucks and have dogs?

/I'm a girl with a truck and dogs
 
2013-01-25 09:58:16 AM  
Hobart, IN checking in here. All of the terrible things about Indiana you have read about in this thread are 100% true. If you love Jesus and want to have 19 babies, this is the place for you! In my travels I have come across people in the northern half of this state who, "go up north" to go shopping. YOU ARE IN THE NORTH. YOUR ANCESTORS WERE IN THE UNION FARKING ARMY.

I even live in a county (Porter) that went blue in the last election, and it is still a redneck paradise.

/run away
 
2013-01-25 10:40:41 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Why all the hate for girls who drive trucks and have dogs?

/I'm a girl with a truck and dogs


The only thing I can figure is that it somehow threatens their tiny masculinity.
 
2013-01-25 12:17:07 PM  
This girl is perfect for a combat role in the military.
 
2013-01-25 12:41:21 PM  
Investigating Officer (IO): You say she attacked your daughter ma'am?
Mother: Yes, she pushed her down and started kicking her.
IO: And is she from your neighborhood ma'am?
Mother: No, she drove here from Monticello, just for the purpose of...
IO: Excuse me, did you say she drove here from Monticello?
Mother: Yes, and when she met my daughter at the door...
IO: That's over 60 miles away!
Mother: Yes, and she came all that way just...
IO: You're telling me that this girl drove an entire 60 miles?
Mother: Yes she pulled up in her truck and got out to attack...
IO: Her what ma'am?
Mother: What?
IO: Did you say truck ma'am?
Mother: Yes, a pickup truck.
IO: A pickup truck ma'am?
Mother: Look, my daughter might even have inj...
IO: She drove 60 miles in a pickup truck?
Mother: ...
IO: A girl.
Mother: Look,
IO: Drove a pickup truck... 60 miles.
 
2013-01-25 05:07:03 PM  
I never did anything of the sort when I was in high school but, because I was once a teenaged girl who spent time with other teenaged girls, my first thought was "maybe she deserved it."
 
2013-01-25 05:16:54 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Why all the hate for girls who drive trucks and have dogs?

/I'm a girl with a truck and dogs


I guess I should have made it clear in my post that I, at least, am more than okay with that. Some guys are just too Metro for a girl with a truck.

/Their loss.
//Now, are there some unattractive women in trucks? Sure. There are unattractive women on fashion show runways. There are unattractive librarians and bartenders and teachers and women in every other walk of life.
///Not talking 'bout them.
 
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