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2013-01-25 05:36:22 AM
4 votes:

sexorcisst: Who the hell cares about the fans of porn?


A group of porn fans is known as a fap of fans.

narkor: FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."


Sounds like the gun industry and the porn industry have an Oldsmobile problem.
2013-01-25 04:25:55 AM
4 votes:
I was into it before everybody else came.
2013-01-24 08:16:27 PM
4 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-01-25 09:43:42 AM
3 votes:
Porn Hipsters? Great:

"Hey, Xavier - pass me another PBR. Bleaching my asshole? Well, I *was* doing that 12 years ago, before anyone had ever heard of it, but now I'm dyeing my asshole to match the current holidays..."
2013-01-25 08:08:09 AM
3 votes:
DNRTFA. I couldn't get past the picture.

www.slate.com

Damn.
2013-01-25 06:13:43 AM
2 votes:

thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


These are not hipsters.


That is what the Icy Hot Stuntaz look like today.
2013-01-25 05:38:19 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.


Meh. I got a hug from Ron Jeremy. He was topless too. And a little sweaty.
2013-01-25 05:09:10 AM
2 votes:

narkor: FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."


.
I purchased the Pirates DVD box set collection. Well worth it, and the wife loves it, especially after a tough day of shooting hipsters at point blank range with her AR-15. Me personally, I like to kill from a distance and watch their heads explode like fresh melons.
2013-01-25 04:51:18 AM
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: Not to, uh, fellate this writer, but this is an awesome porn article. Need I say NSFW?

Link


"He will not dress as a clown and have sex with someone; nor will he permit someone dressed as a clown to have sex with him. Clowns make James Deen uncomfortable."
2013-01-25 02:10:42 PM
1 votes:
Speaking of spitting. I wonder if that's considered "vanilla" when the fremen have sex.

It's so dry where they live...
2013-01-25 09:53:17 AM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Tyrone Slothrop: fusillade762: They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

/csb

I got to slow dance with her a bit when she was at a strip club in Louisville.


Went to shake Rocco Sifreddi's hand at a bar in Milano. He grabbed my head and stuffed it into his crotch and spit into my wife's mouth. Friendly sort.
2013-01-25 09:51:40 AM
1 votes:

henryhill: Ooba Tooba: About 12, or so years ago my childhood friend Smurf (he's a short fella) dragged me to the strip club to see a still young Jenna Jamison perform. She came out in a baby doll dress holding a lollipop and swinging her pigtails. On her way to the stage she greeted a few fans and came up to us and my friend tells her I am going through a divorce. She threw her arms around my neck and danced slowly against me for a few minutes, caressing my hair and telling me how things will get better, that I was handsome etc...all the while everyone in the packed club was anxiously watching us, and waiting for her to perform. She led me to the front and during her performance every time she came by me she would rub those beautiful breasts in my face. Csb

Jenna Jameson was not young 12 years ago.


She was 26. Hardly an old coont. Jeeze, you damn Pedo.
2013-01-25 09:32:01 AM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: Not to, uh, fellate this writer, but this is an awesome porn article. Need I say NSFW?

Link


It's one of the oldest dodges in the world to say "I read dubious mags for the articles", but that particular article was excellently written. It's like putting Jane Austen to work on Kirk/Spock fanfic. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a human in proximity to a Vulcan during pon farr must be in want of yoga stretches."
2013-01-25 08:59:16 AM
1 votes:

sexorcisst: thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


These are not hipsters.

That is what the Icy Hot Stuntaz look like today.


An underground cloning lab is beta-testing with Guy Fieri.
2013-01-25 08:57:36 AM
1 votes:
I just like that James Deen likes talking about Pandas. Fits right in with that GQ article; cultivated persona or not, dude's got an interesting, normal image to him.
2013-01-25 07:40:24 AM
1 votes:
www.bluefat.com

Bringing you all the latest from the world of sexy news, this is Bert Rodriguez.
/funniest JGL role by a long shot
2013-01-25 07:07:49 AM
1 votes:
Who wants an ironic mustache ride?
2013-01-25 07:05:31 AM
1 votes:
A very long article just for the author to say "Hey, in the end, the guy wanted me, not the porn stars!"
2013-01-25 05:39:57 AM
1 votes:
I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

i915.photobucket.com


These are not hipsters.
2013-01-25 04:57:27 AM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.


That's not sex? Since when are women more than sperm depository units?
2013-01-25 04:50:18 AM
1 votes:
Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.
2013-01-25 04:41:13 AM
1 votes:
So mean the return of big, bushy, thick, rich, lustrous mustaches?

what did you think I meant?
2013-01-25 04:05:01 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Whoops, filter don't like that URL. :-)

Google "American C*cks*cking Sluts"


Yes, if any porn title is worthy of winning the award "Best Oral Sex Scene", it's that one.

/The Aristocrats
2013-01-25 12:13:52 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
Seriously, what did you think you were getting?
2013-01-24 11:17:20 PM
1 votes:
Damn kids.  Back in my day, we had to earn it.  Scrambled late night Cinemax, and we liked it!
2013-01-24 11:16:16 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.


My own csb:

Mrs RT & I went to the AEE a few years ago when we were in Vegas for the CES.  There was a single line to get into the Adam & Eve (I think anyway, it's been a while) booth where you could meet a few of the stars We waited a few minutes & then saw Nina Hartley who was the first in the line of the 'talent'.  She (Nina) took one look at my wife, felt her up & then started bemoaning the lost millions that she could have made if she had her chest.  Needless to say I was enjoying the side show although the rest of the line was getting progressively irate (it was a single file line & they all HAD to pass through Nina's station to move on).  The two of them must have gabbed away (oblivious of all the death dagger stares coming from the line...) for at least 10 minutes about corsetes, where to get them, the better engineered ones, etc.  I didn't mind because while they were shutting down the line I got to hang out with the rest of the ladies who were very puzzled as to why NOBODY was coming to see them (Carmen Luvana & Chaisy Lain stick in my mind but there were at least 3-4 others).  All in all an amusing afternoon.

/csb
2013-01-24 09:45:18 PM
1 votes:
Hipsters? Really? I figure they all would have been wearing thongs.
 
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