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2013-01-24 08:16:27 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-01-24 08:18:52 PM  
Can't beat henta...
I mean, nope, no porn here.
 
2013-01-24 08:33:47 PM  
They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

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/csb
 
2013-01-24 09:33:56 PM  
My favorite sex industry book is "Tales of Times Square" which captures the double deuce at its sleaziest and funniest.

It was written by Josh Friedman who was a beat reporter for Screw Magazine.  That straddles the fine line between dream and nightmare job.

His brother, Drew happens to be one of my favorite illustrators.

The interwebby killed pornstar fandom, sometimes I wonder if it killed gonzo journalism.
 
2013-01-24 09:45:18 PM  
Hipsters? Really? I figure they all would have been wearing thongs.
 
2013-01-24 10:22:24 PM  
Wow, what a long rambling article.  I gave up 3/4 of the way through page 1.
 
2013-01-24 11:01:52 PM  
Not to, uh, fellate this writer, but this is an awesome porn article. Need I say NSFW?

Link
 
2013-01-24 11:16:16 PM  

fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.


My own csb:

Mrs RT & I went to the AEE a few years ago when we were in Vegas for the CES.  There was a single line to get into the Adam & Eve (I think anyway, it's been a while) booth where you could meet a few of the stars We waited a few minutes & then saw Nina Hartley who was the first in the line of the 'talent'.  She (Nina) took one look at my wife, felt her up & then started bemoaning the lost millions that she could have made if she had her chest.  Needless to say I was enjoying the side show although the rest of the line was getting progressively irate (it was a single file line & they all HAD to pass through Nina's station to move on).  The two of them must have gabbed away (oblivious of all the death dagger stares coming from the line...) for at least 10 minutes about corsetes, where to get them, the better engineered ones, etc.  I didn't mind because while they were shutting down the line I got to hang out with the rest of the ladies who were very puzzled as to why NOBODY was coming to see them (Carmen Luvana & Chaisy Lain stick in my mind but there were at least 3-4 others).  All in all an amusing afternoon.

/csb
 
2013-01-24 11:17:20 PM  
Damn kids.  Back in my day, we had to earn it.  Scrambled late night Cinemax, and we liked it!
 
2013-01-25 12:07:41 AM  

Mentat: Damn kids.  Back in my day, we had to earn it.  Scrambled late night Cinemax, and we liked it!


For me it was a scrambled Z channel .

/The lawn....off of it
 
2013-01-25 12:13:52 AM  
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Seriously, what did you think you were getting?
 
2013-01-25 12:23:53 AM  
That's an awful lot of text for an article about porn.
 
2013-01-25 12:32:08 AM  
Now I'm really interested to know what the Best Oral Sex Scene of the year is...
 
2013-01-25 12:42:02 AM  
IMO, the adult industry is fairly unique in that it has become a victim of some of the very technologies that it helped push into the mainstream.
 
2013-01-25 12:57:58 AM  
did they OVERCOME the adult industry?
 
2013-01-25 01:18:22 AM  

fusillade762: Now I'm really interested to know what the Best Oral Sex Scene of the year is...


Here it is, starting at 8:40

NSFW, obviously.
 
2013-01-25 01:20:38 AM  
Whoops, filter don't like that URL. :-)

Google "American C*cks*cking Sluts"
 
2013-01-25 04:05:01 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Whoops, filter don't like that URL. :-)

Google "American C*cks*cking Sluts"


Yes, if any porn title is worthy of winning the award "Best Oral Sex Scene", it's that one.

/The Aristocrats
 
2013-01-25 04:25:55 AM  
I was into it before everybody else came.
 
2013-01-25 04:27:26 AM  

fusillade762: They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

[actormunder.com image 250x450]

/csb


I just erased a massive tome about her, that I couldn't finish properly due to too much beer.

tl:dr:
I used to live with her, pre-porn, and she is one of the most compassionate, nicest persons that you would ever want to meet.
When I lived with her, (early 80s) she was a demure, early 20s shy blond girl.
I respect her greatly, but was repulsed when I later on, I learned that she had dyed her hair black, and got a massive boob job.

I'm going to sleep, I'll reply in the morning.
Her given name is Angel.
Angelique, actually.
 
2013-01-25 04:41:13 AM  
So mean the return of big, bushy, thick, rich, lustrous mustaches?

what did you think I meant?
 
2013-01-25 04:50:18 AM  
Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.
 
2013-01-25 04:51:18 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Not to, uh, fellate this writer, but this is an awesome porn article. Need I say NSFW?

Link


"He will not dress as a clown and have sex with someone; nor will he permit someone dressed as a clown to have sex with him. Clowns make James Deen uncomfortable."
 
2013-01-25 04:51:49 AM  
I have no idea who these "hipsters" are she's talking about. It seems to be "guys who like porn" or something.
 
2013-01-25 04:51:49 AM  
Who the hell cares about the fans of porn?
 
2013-01-25 04:56:11 AM  

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.


Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.
 
2013-01-25 04:57:27 AM  

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.


That's not sex? Since when are women more than sperm depository units?
 
2013-01-25 05:01:06 AM  
FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."
 
2013-01-25 05:09:10 AM  

narkor: FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."


.
I purchased the Pirates DVD box set collection. Well worth it, and the wife loves it, especially after a tough day of shooting hipsters at point blank range with her AR-15. Me personally, I like to kill from a distance and watch their heads explode like fresh melons.
 
2013-01-25 05:36:22 AM  

LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.


Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.
 
2013-01-25 05:36:22 AM  

sexorcisst: Who the hell cares about the fans of porn?


A group of porn fans is known as a fap of fans.

narkor: FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."


Sounds like the gun industry and the porn industry have an Oldsmobile problem.
 
2013-01-25 05:38:19 AM  

fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.


Meh. I got a hug from Ron Jeremy. He was topless too. And a little sweaty.
 
2013-01-25 05:38:52 AM  

padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.


Hey, the wetter the better. I usually just get a glob of spit on the tip of my tongue before a do a tongue-prep.
 
2013-01-25 05:39:57 AM  
I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

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These are not hipsters.
 
2013-01-25 06:13:43 AM  

thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


These are not hipsters.


That is what the Icy Hot Stuntaz look like today.
 
2013-01-25 06:17:03 AM  
About 12, or so years ago my childhood friend Smurf (he's a short fella) dragged me to the strip club to see a still young Jenna Jamison perform. She came out in a baby doll dress holding a lollipop and swinging her pigtails. On her way to the stage she greeted a few fans and came up to us and my friend tells her I am going through a divorce. She threw her arms around my neck and danced slowly against me for a few minutes, caressing my hair and telling me how things will get better, that I was handsome etc...all the while everyone in the packed club was anxiously watching us, and waiting for her to perform. She led me to the front and during her performance every time she came by me she would rub those beautiful breasts in my face. Csb
 
2013-01-25 06:37:09 AM  
Upon further reflection, my dance with Jenna was more like 15 years ago. At picture time I begged my friend to ask her if he could sit on her lap instead of her on his. Would have been funny (he's a short fella)
 
2013-01-25 06:49:26 AM  

thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


These are not hipsters.


Sorry about the threadjack, but didn't the turd on the right play the role of older dooshbag brother in all of the '80's teen movies? Punchable face...
 
2013-01-25 07:05:31 AM  
A very long article just for the author to say "Hey, in the end, the guy wanted me, not the porn stars!"
 
2013-01-25 07:07:49 AM  
Who wants an ironic mustache ride?
 
2013-01-25 07:17:23 AM  

TommyymmoT: /csb

I just erased a massive tome about her, that I couldn't finish properly due to too much beer.


We were sitting upstairs at the Trocadero after the awards and she came out a side door near us. I stood and said "Hi, I'm a big fan of your work" and her smile was dazzling. Seemed really nice.
 
2013-01-25 07:35:51 AM  
She has accompanied fans to Yankee Stadium and a high school reunion.

I wonder what kind of a loser would do something like that? And I wonder how much she charged him to do it?
 
2013-01-25 07:40:24 AM  
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Bringing you all the latest from the world of sexy news, this is Bert Rodriguez.
/funniest JGL role by a long shot
 
2013-01-25 07:48:56 AM  
Porn is still an "industry"? You mean, people still pay for porn?
 
2013-01-25 07:54:55 AM  

Macular Degenerate: Porn is still an "industry"? You mean, people still pay for porn?


Old people
 
2013-01-25 07:57:28 AM  

fusillade762: They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

/csb


I got to slow dance with her a bit when she was at a strip club in Louisville.
 
2013-01-25 08:07:15 AM  

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.


Try wowporn or joymii
 
2013-01-25 08:08:09 AM  
DNRTFA. I couldn't get past the picture.

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Damn.
 
2013-01-25 08:12:44 AM  

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.


Doesn't bother me, as long as it's mutual role playing.
 
2013-01-25 08:19:40 AM  

Recoil Therapy: fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

My own csb:

Mrs RT & I went to the AEE a few years ago when we were in Vegas for the CES.  There was a single line to get into the Adam & Eve (I think anyway, it's been a while) booth where you could meet a few of the stars We waited a few minutes & then saw Nina Hartley who was the first in the line of the 'talent'.  She (Nina) took one look at my wife, felt her up & then started bemoaning the lost millions that she could have made if she had her chest.  Needless to say I was enjoying the side show although the rest of the line was getting progressively irate (it was a single file line & they all HAD to pass through Nina's station to move on).  The two of them must have gabbed away (oblivious of all the death dagger stares coming from the line...) for at least 10 minutes about corsetes, where to get them, the better engineered ones, etc.  I didn't mind because while they were shutting down the line I got to hang out with the rest of the ladies who were very puzzled as to why NOBODY was coming to see them (Carmen Luvana & Chaisy Lain stick in my mind but there were at least 3-4 others).  All in all an amusing afternoon.

/csb


Pics?
 
2013-01-25 08:22:34 AM  
"When I got into this business, the only people who were open about watching porn were almost like pseudo-serial killers,"

LOL
 
2013-01-25 08:28:04 AM  
I don't know why anyone's surprised. At a conceptual level, porn is a pretty bad thing to try and make money off of. Watching it doesn't prevent anyone else from using it and it's still there after you're done. The only reason there was ever even a 'porn industry' in the first place was because of how hard it was to produce and distribute back in the day. Those problems are obviously gone now with the advent of smartphones and the internet. Any bitter ex-boyfriend/girl with daddy problems can make their own porn and put it on the internet easily.

That's also why I think it's gotten more violent lately too. Anyone who's in it because they want to pretend like they're having actual sex is browsing the free amateur stuff, which is pretty white-bread. The ones who want to see women get degraded are the paying customers for the industry since they can't really get that elsewhere.
 
2013-01-25 08:37:01 AM  
jeanna fine story time? She appeared at a Deja Vu in Kzoo way back when. Picked up my expensive non-alcoholic beverage, poured it down her nude body and into my mouth. Best 5 dollar can of coke ever.
 
2013-01-25 08:44:30 AM  
Lets forget the article and just post pictures of our favorite porno stars...

also the lexi belle pic in the article made it so I couldn't leave my desk for a few moments...

/i would so boner lexi belle
 
2013-01-25 08:46:19 AM  
I still pay occasionally for a porn membership, but damn you can't beat the free tube sites for having tons if content and porn stars, some of whom I might have ever seen if it wasn't for the streaming videos.
 
2013-01-25 08:47:18 AM  
Article summery - The law of supply and demand applies ti porn. The internet has made the supply of porn nearly infinate.
 
2013-01-25 08:49:19 AM  

amindtat: Pics?


I tried the E in your P but it didn't work... so here
 
2013-01-25 08:51:55 AM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Lets forget the article and just post pictures of our favorite porno stars...

also the lexi belle pic in the article made it so I couldn't leave my desk for a few moments...

/i would so boner lexi belle


Indeed, Lexi is fantastic. The only porn star I know of that cleaned herself UP after getting into porn. She was far less mainstream in her earlier stuff and high school apparently. Now she's the All-American Girl.
 
2013-01-25 08:53:01 AM  

padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.


You may be interested to know that individual women are biologically different from each other and some produce more natural lubricant than others.
 
2013-01-25 08:56:42 AM  

thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


These are not hipsters.


Yeah, those are Class I Grade A douchebags.
I'm guessing actual hipsters would be very polite to any porn stars they met, although they probably only watch amateur porn and brag about the fact.
 
2013-01-25 08:57:19 AM  
pretty decent article but the author spits the bit at the end by trying to make it all about her.
 
2013-01-25 08:57:30 AM  

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.


X-Art will make you a very happy camper.
 
2013-01-25 08:57:36 AM  
I just like that James Deen likes talking about Pandas. Fits right in with that GQ article; cultivated persona or not, dude's got an interesting, normal image to him.
 
2013-01-25 08:57:38 AM  

RangerTaylor: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Lets forget the article and just post pictures of our favorite porno stars...

also the lexi belle pic in the article made it so I couldn't leave my desk for a few moments...

/i would so boner lexi belle

Indeed, Lexi is fantastic. The only porn star I know of that cleaned herself UP after getting into porn. She was far less mainstream in her earlier stuff and high school apparently. Now she's the All-American Girl.


....

high school?
 
2013-01-25 08:59:16 AM  

sexorcisst: thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


These are not hipsters.

That is what the Icy Hot Stuntaz look like today.


An underground cloning lab is beta-testing with Guy Fieri.
 
2013-01-25 09:00:54 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I'm guessing actual hipsters would be very polite to any porn stars they met


in my experience, this guy

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is just this guy with more facial hair and different clothes

i915.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2013-01-25 09:01:33 AM  
As someone who spent most of his academic life in the social sciences, and as a man who may have accidentily peeked a porn a thousand times ( a day), I find this contrast between the "new" porn actress and the "new" porn consumer very interesting. An equal part promising and disheartening. Social media has become such a necessary tool for the performers, combined with the more mainstreaming of porn and the access of reporters and such, has lead to a breaking of the mystique, and I'm not sure how I feel about that, especially after reading this article and others like it. Before they could be seen as a hyper-sexual being or some dirty, trashy other. Now the implication that the image has be come more professional, more humanized has lead to a lessening of them is one I hope doesn't hold true. Too be honest, I just woke up, and lost a lot of energy when I read the word Stoya on the first page soooo........kungfu jesus with a side of lime:
Lets forget the article and just post pictures of our favorite porno stars...

also the lexi belle pic in the article made it so I couldn't leave my desk for a few moments...

/i would so boner lexi belle


Here is what a Stoya may look like:
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yes all of this was an excuse to post this pic.
 
2013-01-25 09:03:50 AM  

calm like a bomb: Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.

X-Art will make you a very happy camper.


Also THIS
 
2013-01-25 09:05:06 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

You may be interested to know that individual women are biologically different from each other and some produce more natural lubricant than others.


Okay, am I the only one who NEVER had this problem ?
 
2013-01-25 09:05:18 AM  

december: Rev. Skarekroe: I'm guessing actual hipsters would be very polite to any porn stars they met

in my experience, this guy

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 329x450]

is just this guy with more facial hair and different clothes

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


Dude, that first guy is freak folk musician Devendra Banhart. He may be many things, hipster, hippie, flake, weirdo, etc., but I guarantee you he's NOT like those bros in the 2nd pic.
 
2013-01-25 09:06:49 AM  

padraig: Okay, am I the only one who NEVER had this problem ?


Eh, you just got a good set of partners. I've been with women that require a little extra lubrication and women that make me wonder how they're not dehydrated.
 
2013-01-25 09:09:22 AM  

trickymoo: RangerTaylor: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Lets forget the article and just post pictures of our favorite porno stars...

also the lexi belle pic in the article made it so I couldn't leave my desk for a few moments...

/i would so boner lexi belle

Indeed, Lexi is fantastic. The only porn star I know of that cleaned herself UP after getting into porn. She was far less mainstream in her earlier stuff and high school apparently. Now she's the All-American Girl.

....

high school?


Well, that's an awkward sentence now that I look at it. No, if you look around, some of her photos from High School yearbooks and all that are floating around, and she was all hella punk and all that. I don't know of any, ahem, material from high school.
 
2013-01-25 09:12:03 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe:

Dude, that first guy is freak folk musician Devendra Banhart. He may be many things, hipster, hippie, flake, weirdo, etc., but I guarantee you he's NOT like those bros in the 2nd pic.


twas just an example ... i was talking in general terms about people who put that much time into their appearance. I'm sure Devendra is a lovely person.

Is this better?

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2013-01-25 09:12:52 AM  

Ooba Tooba: About 12, or so years ago my childhood friend Smurf (he's a short fella) dragged me to the strip club to see a still young Jenna Jamison perform. She came out in a baby doll dress holding a lollipop and swinging her pigtails. On her way to the stage she greeted a few fans and came up to us and my friend tells her I am going through a divorce. She threw her arms around my neck and danced slowly against me for a few minutes, caressing my hair and telling me how things will get better, that I was handsome etc...all the while everyone in the packed club was anxiously watching us, and waiting for her to perform. She led me to the front and during her performance every time she came by me she would rub those beautiful breasts in my face. Csb


Jenna Jameson was not young 12 years ago.
 
2013-01-25 09:12:52 AM  

december: Is this better?


That's perfect, thanks.
 
2013-01-25 09:14:41 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

You may be interested to know that individual women are biologically different from each other and some produce more natural lubricant than others.


It is still pretty gross to watch.  Nothing turns me off more than watching a girl spit on another girls snatch.
 
2013-01-25 09:15:48 AM  

RangerTaylor: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Lets forget the article and just post pictures of our favorite porno stars...

also the lexi belle pic in the article made it so I couldn't leave my desk for a few moments...

/i would so boner lexi belle

Indeed, Lexi is fantastic. The only porn star I know of that cleaned herself UP after getting into porn. She was far less mainstream in her earlier stuff and high school apparently. Now she's the All-American Girl.


For the fellow Whedonites here, she played Buffy in the porn spoof last year.
 
2013-01-25 09:27:27 AM  

ShawnDoc: Wow, what a long rambling article.  I gave up 3/4 of the way through page 1.


Me too. Most boring porn article ever. I got out when the guy started talking about baby pandas.
 
2013-01-25 09:30:03 AM  

padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.


Im assuming your an inexperienced guy, or a chick.

See every girl is different. Not all women have a goo fountain down there. Some women have a hard time lubing up when drunk or on drugs. Sometimes a quicky happens and penetration is spur of the moment.

A little spit goes a long way when properly administered.
 
2013-01-25 09:32:01 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Not to, uh, fellate this writer, but this is an awesome porn article. Need I say NSFW?

Link


It's one of the oldest dodges in the world to say "I read dubious mags for the articles", but that particular article was excellently written. It's like putting Jane Austen to work on Kirk/Spock fanfic. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a human in proximity to a Vulcan during pon farr must be in want of yoga stretches."
 
2013-01-25 09:35:01 AM  

TommyymmoT: fusillade762: They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

[actormunder.com image 250x450]

/csb

I just erased a massive tome about her, that I couldn't finish properly due to too much beer.

tl:dr:
I used to live with her, pre-porn, and she is one of the most compassionate, nicest persons that you would ever want to meet.
When I lived with her, (early 80s) she was a demure, early 20s shy blond girl.
I respect her greatly, but was repulsed when I later on, I learned that she had dyed her hair black, and got a massive boob job.

I'm going to sleep, I'll reply in the morning.
Her given name is Angel.
Angelique, actually.


Cue J. Geils.
 
2013-01-25 09:39:39 AM  

littlett's: It is still pretty gross to watch. Nothing turns me off more than watching a girl spit on another girls snatch.


Oh, I agree. The spitting is stupid. I was just objecting to the idea that all chicks produce the same amount of natural lubrication after getting turned on.
 
2013-01-25 09:40:25 AM  

preybyemail: A little spit goes a long way when properly administered.


So does lube. Grownups should have some.
 
2013-01-25 09:40:26 AM  
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2013-01-25 09:41:33 AM  

december: Is this better?


This is.......frightening.
 
2013-01-25 09:42:43 AM  

bostonguy: For the fellow Whedonites here, she played Buffy in the porn spoof last year.


She looks retardedly perfect for the part in those pics, while the one playing Willow...not so much. Hell, I think Lexi looking so close to SMG makes the other one look that much worse.

\Lexi, Lexi, Lexi... mmmmmmmm......
 
2013-01-25 09:43:42 AM  
Porn Hipsters? Great:

"Hey, Xavier - pass me another PBR. Bleaching my asshole? Well, I *was* doing that 12 years ago, before anyone had ever heard of it, but now I'm dyeing my asshole to match the current holidays..."
 
2013-01-25 09:46:30 AM  

Mentat: Damn kids.  Back in my day, we had to earn it.  Scrambled late night Cinemax, and we liked it!


I remember watching The Playboy Channel scrambled at a volume of 2 in my living room, around 11:00 at night. Apparently, my parents knew, but my dad said, "it was good for me". Translation; "Phew, he's not gay".
 
2013-01-25 09:51:40 AM  

henryhill: Ooba Tooba: About 12, or so years ago my childhood friend Smurf (he's a short fella) dragged me to the strip club to see a still young Jenna Jamison perform. She came out in a baby doll dress holding a lollipop and swinging her pigtails. On her way to the stage she greeted a few fans and came up to us and my friend tells her I am going through a divorce. She threw her arms around my neck and danced slowly against me for a few minutes, caressing my hair and telling me how things will get better, that I was handsome etc...all the while everyone in the packed club was anxiously watching us, and waiting for her to perform. She led me to the front and during her performance every time she came by me she would rub those beautiful breasts in my face. Csb

Jenna Jameson was not young 12 years ago.


She was 26. Hardly an old coont. Jeeze, you damn Pedo.
 
2013-01-25 09:53:17 AM  
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Tyrone Slothrop: fusillade762: They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

/csb

I got to slow dance with her a bit when she was at a strip club in Louisville.


Went to shake Rocco Sifreddi's hand at a bar in Milano. He grabbed my head and stuffed it into his crotch and spit into my wife's mouth. Friendly sort.
 
2013-01-25 09:56:02 AM  
Buck Naked approves

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2013-01-25 10:00:35 AM  

padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.


So don't watch. It's not that complicated.
 
2013-01-25 10:01:27 AM  
I think another reason for declining porn sales has been the globalization of the porn industry, in addition to the rising popularity of amateur porn. The stuff coming out of Eastern Europe these days frequently has prettier girls who are frequently willing to go to more... extreme lengths, shall we say, to get paid. And they're probably willing to be paid less, too, which means the pay-for-play websites and DVD producers can charge significantly less for their product. See any Rocco Siffredi production by way of example.

Anyway, pornstars:
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2013-01-25 10:08:57 AM  
People are still paying for porn? Genius!
EL OH EL
 
2013-01-25 10:12:05 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

So don't watch. It's not that complicated.


Trust me, I don't. Strangely enough, I never see this in the kind of porn I like.
 
2013-01-25 10:23:29 AM  

padraig: StoPPeRmobile: padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

So don't watch. It's not that complicated.

Trust me, I don't. Strangely enough, I never see this in the kind of porn I like.


Yeah, how strange.
 
2013-01-25 10:34:13 AM  

calm like a bomb: preybyemail: A little spit goes a long way when properly administered.

So does lube. Grownups should have some.


When im done being married and raising my kids can you teach me to be a douche when i grow up like you!?!?

Women all being different (surely dont have to explain that to you smart guy), ive found several who dont LIKE the feeling of artificial lubes. A few who were allergic, or my wife who only likes lube with toys or fetish play but not with regular everyday sex.

Bet penthouse forums didnt tell you that mr. Grownup.
 
2013-01-25 10:36:22 AM  

preybyemail: calm like a bomb: preybyemail: A little spit goes a long way when properly administered.

So does lube. Grownups should have some.

When im done being married and raising my kids can you teach me to be a douche when i grow up like you!?!?

Women all being different (surely dont have to explain that to you smart guy), ive found several who dont LIKE the feeling of artificial lubes. A few who were allergic, or my wife who only likes lube with toys or fetish play but not with regular everyday sex.

Bet penthouse forums didnt tell you that mr. Grownup.


There are several hundred varieties, covering multiple ingredients and tactile qualities. Settle down, Francis, and try some variation.
 
2013-01-25 10:40:05 AM  

littlett's: Rev. Skarekroe: padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

You may be interested to know that individual women are biologically different from each other and some produce more natural lubricant than others.

It is still pretty gross to watch.  Nothing turns me off more than watching a girl spit on another girls snatch.


I tend to stay away from hocking loogs, unless its gonzo time.

Some spit, applied subtly to a finger, then transfered to a lady or man bit, is not gonzo porn spitting.
 
2013-01-25 10:43:40 AM  

trappedspirit: People are still paying for porn? Genius!
EL OH EL


Well, I don't illegally download anymore, and amateur 'tube' site porn gets old after a while. So yeah, I have bought porn, when I noticed an online retailer offering a good sale.
 
2013-01-25 10:45:58 AM  
This has already been going on for the past 10 years in a sense for actors in general. Hollywood used to hold this magic and mystique over their audiences. Seeing an actor or even a top of the line director was something incredible and rare; they were basically on another plane of existence. Red carpets were incredibly glamouous and parties were special.

Now, with social media and the interwebbys, we can instantly transmit every little detail about every actors grocery shopping trip, their vacations and kids. Sure, there were Hollywood magazines back in the day to chronicle these things, but those don't even come close to comparing the amount of media that can be consumed nowadays. With porn, it used to be taboo but now it's much harder to monetize something that is losing it's mystery.
 
2013-01-25 10:47:44 AM  

preybyemail: littlett's: Rev. Skarekroe: padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

You may be interested to know that individual women are biologically different from each other and some produce more natural lubricant than others.

It is still pretty gross to watch.  Nothing turns me off more than watching a girl spit on another girls snatch.

I tend to stay away from hocking loogs, unless its gonzo time.

Some spit, applied subtly to a finger, then transfered to a lady or man bit, is not gonzo porn spitting.


Spit is fine on your tongue but not on your finger.

Thems the rules.
 
2013-01-25 10:53:26 AM  

brap: My favorite sex industry book is "Tales of Times Square" which captures the double deuce at its sleaziest and funniest.

It was written by Josh Friedman who was a beat reporter for Screw Magazine.  That straddles the fine line between dream and nightmare job.

His brother, Drew happens to be one of my favorite illustrators.

The interwebby killed pornstar fandom, sometimes I wonder if it killed gonzo journalism.


Great book. The part about Al Goldsteins wager on the number of orgasms he could have in one day was gold.
 
2013-01-25 10:54:34 AM  

calm like a bomb: preybyemail: calm like a bomb: preybyemail: A little spit goes a long way when properly administered.

So does lube. Grownups should have some.

When im done being married and raising my kids can you teach me to be a douche when i grow up like you!?!?

Women all being different (surely dont have to explain that to you smart guy), ive found several who dont LIKE the feeling of artificial lubes. A few who were allergic, or my wife who only likes lube with toys or fetish play but not with regular everyday sex.

Bet penthouse forums didnt tell you that mr. Grownup.

There are several hundred varieties, covering multiple ingredients and tactile qualities. Settle down, Francis, and try some variation.


Water base? Silicone? Natural? What works with what toys? What works best with flesh? Viscous? Thin? What works best with a rubber? What makes two cyberskin dongs work best in the same hole? Anal vs. Vaginal? Throat lubes for deep throating? A good fap lube? What to use with a fleshlight?

Many lubes have their place. So does saliva. I encourage everyone to try them all to see what fits you and your play best.

The point though, is if you are ok with semen, and vag fluid, that a little spit is ok and has its humble place in the bedroom.
 
2013-01-25 11:10:08 AM  
some people, too few if you ask me, are posting pictures and too many people are discussing the merrits of saliva... what a strange thread

lexi and jenna sitting in a tree
l-i-c-k-i-n-g
first comes gloves, then you rammer
now her hands in the baby hamper
 
2013-01-25 11:14:48 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's not sex? Since when are women more than sperm depository units?


Thi s is not always about your mom.
 
2013-01-25 11:20:49 AM  

preybyemail: a little spit is ok and has its humble place in the bedroom


I don't think the issue is with the fluid, but with its currently fashionable mode of delivery.

Tongue, finger, sure.

But, as spitting is the single most universally recognized insult across all civilizations, it carries some emotional weight.

Some see spitting and think "Gross! Vulgar! Dirty! Hooray!"

Some just think "Gross! Vulgar!".

I for one, am of the latter variety. I'm pretty starkly plain vanilla.

Other people's boats float on different pools of fluid than mine, I'm cool with that.

I count myself among those who are troubled by the trend in current pron to themes of degradation and abuse. It's hard to argue to people that porn is "empowering" and "non-exploitative" these days.

For me, sex is about making you and your partner feel good. I just don't get how humiliation, pain, or things of that sort help that along. And I've been with women who wanted more kink from me than I was comfortable providing, and since we weren't compatible, we parted as friends. I get it. I really do.

It's just a thing that I don't get into, personally.
 
2013-01-25 11:37:44 AM  

preybyemail: calm like a bomb: preybyemail: calm like a bomb: preybyemail: A little spit goes a long way when properly administered.

So does lube. Grownups should have some.

When im done being married and raising my kids can you teach me to be a douche when i grow up like you!?!?

Women all being different (surely dont have to explain that to you smart guy), ive found several who dont LIKE the feeling of artificial lubes. A few who were allergic, or my wife who only likes lube with toys or fetish play but not with regular everyday sex.

Bet penthouse forums didnt tell you that mr. Grownup.

There are several hundred varieties, covering multiple ingredients and tactile qualities. Settle down, Francis, and try some variation.

Water base? Silicone? Natural? What works with what toys? What works best with flesh? Viscous? Thin? What works best with a rubber? What makes two cyberskin dongs work best in the same hole? Anal vs. Vaginal? Throat lubes for deep throating? A good fap lube? What to use with a fleshlight?

Many lubes have their place. So does saliva. I encourage everyone to try them all to see what fits you and your play best.

The point though, is if you are ok with semen, and vag fluid, that a little spit is ok and has its humble place in the bedroom.


Vag?

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/VW owner
//can't hear vag without think about that problem with block 16
 
2013-01-25 12:14:49 PM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: some people, too few if you ask me, are posting pictures and too many people are discussing the merrits of saliva... what a strange thread

lexi and jenna sitting in a tree
l-i-c-k-i-n-g
first comes gloves, then you rammer
now her hands in the baby hamper


(Sigh) I tried but these guys wanted to argue about who's the bigger stick in the mud. It's a weird world when people would rather argue about spit than look at sexy ladies.



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2013-01-25 12:15:23 PM  
I agree with the farkers who say the biggest difference between the porn made now and that of 10-20 years ago is the increasingly violent nature of the sex these days. Now, I'm all in favor of different strokes for different folks (so to speak), but watching a buncha guys verbally abusing some young girl, and trying to sexually degrade and humiliate her is not my idea of fun. I mean, quite the opposite. It strikes me as a total turn-off and I can't understand the appeal of that sort of thing.

On the other hand, what's with the trend I see more of lately, where the female performer goes over the top with talking dirty to the camera? A little dirty talk is fine, sure, but it should be directed toward her partner(s). And is it really necessary for the lady to put herself down in the process? This business of hamming it up for the camera only makes the sex look even less natural than I already know it is, at least compared to being with my GF.

\Also gotta go along with the observation that the European devotchkas seem to be hotter than 'Namerikan girls now. And that one little Russian honey, Katrin, is a honey and a half.
\\Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-25 12:21:40 PM  

Beerguy: Mentat: Damn kids.  Back in my day, we had to earn it.  Scrambled late night Cinemax, and we liked it!

For me it was a scrambled Z channel .

/The lawn....off of it


Where we lived, even the Grand Ole Opry was scrambled.
 
2013-01-25 12:35:26 PM  
Ookbay Arkmay
 
2013-01-25 12:44:31 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Ookbay Arkmay


Might as well make it worth it.

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i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2013-01-25 01:08:26 PM  

december: Rev. Skarekroe: I'm guessing actual hipsters would be very polite to any porn stars they met

in my experience, this guy

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 329x450]

is just this guy with more facial hair and different clothes

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]


Hey, Devendra! He's more of a folkie. Oh hell, just read Skarecrow's post, sorry about that. Anyway hipsters can't get into Swans (one of the best bands in the world) cuz they're too REAL, MAN!!!
 
2013-01-25 01:27:58 PM  

december: in my experience, this guy

3.bp.blogspot.com

is just this guy with more facial hair and different clothes


Those kinds of guys always eventually show up and ruin the party. Beatnik's got overrun, hippies got overrun, etc etc. Fortunately the cool kids are one step ahead. That current scene is actually... I've said enough I think.
 
2013-01-25 01:54:58 PM  

Wayne 985: I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.


So your saying that spitting on her a** or vagoo, or cock being slapped on her face, or shooting a load into her face doesn't turn you on?

/Maybe i'm doing it wrong too... hmm.
 
2013-01-25 01:55:38 PM  
My business has a technology that is important to the future of porn. I was a speaker at XBIZ in LA two years ago and have gone to AVN twice.

The most surreal moment of my life was standing in line for the perp walk in front of the XBIZ awards show in LA. In front of me was Aria Giovanni (the second most beautiful woman in the world IMHO) talking to me about my suit and behind me was the owner of the bunny ranch. Here I was, a tech geek, being fawned over.

AVN is where a lot of the girls make their money. They book private meet-and-greet (suck and fark) sessions with super fans for thousands of dollars. For enough money you can make a porn video with your favorite starlet to take home with you.

A lot of the CES guys will offer to buy your AVN lanyard.
 
2013-01-25 02:08:12 PM  

AgentBang: This has already been going on for the past 10 years in a sense for actors in general. Hollywood used to hold this magic and mystique over their audiences. Seeing an actor or even a top of the line director was something incredible and rare; they were basically on another plane of existence. Red carpets were incredibly glamouous and parties were special.

Now, with social media and the interwebbys, we can instantly transmit every little detail about every actors grocery shopping trip, their vacations and kids. Sure, there were Hollywood magazines back in the day to chronicle these things, but those don't even come close to comparing the amount of media that can be consumed nowadays. With porn, it used to be taboo but now it's much harder to monetize something that is losing it's mystery.


Are you seriously lamenting the days where people worshiped other human beings -- who happened to be famous -- like deities? What possible benefit could there be to that?
 
2013-01-25 02:10:10 PM  

imgod2u: AgentBang: This has already been going on for the past 10 years in a sense for actors in general. Hollywood used to hold this magic and mystique over their audiences. Seeing an actor or even a top of the line director was something incredible and rare; they were basically on another plane of existence. Red carpets were incredibly glamouous and parties were special.

Now, with social media and the interwebbys, we can instantly transmit every little detail about every actors grocery shopping trip, their vacations and kids. Sure, there were Hollywood magazines back in the day to chronicle these things, but those don't even come close to comparing the amount of media that can be consumed nowadays. With porn, it used to be taboo but now it's much harder to monetize something that is losing it's mystery.

Are you seriously lamenting the days where people worshiped other human beings -- who happened to be famous -- like deities? What possible benefit could there be to that?


It distracts the peasants from what my rich friends and I are doing.
 
2013-01-25 02:10:42 PM  
Speaking of spitting. I wonder if that's considered "vanilla" when the fremen have sex.

It's so dry where they live...
 
2013-01-25 04:45:06 PM  

imgod2u: Speaking of spitting. I wonder if that's considered "vanilla" when the fremen have sex.

It's so dry where they live...


They use a stilcondom. A little awkward where they place the catchpockets
 
2013-01-25 04:52:40 PM  

mosten: My business has a technology that is important to the future of porn. I was a speaker at XBIZ in LA two years ago and have gone to AVN twice.

The most surreal moment of my life was standing in line for the perp walk in front of the XBIZ awards show in LA. In front of me was Aria Giovanni (the second most beautiful woman in the world IMHO) talking to me about my suit and behind me was the owner of the bunny ranch. Here I was, a tech geek, being fawned over.

AVN is where a lot of the girls make their money. They book private meet-and-greet (suck and fark) sessions with super fans for thousands of dollars. For enough money you can make a porn video with your favorite starlet to take home with you.

A lot of the CES guys will offer to buy your AVN lanyard.


I still have a Go F*** Yourself Fleece Sweater I cant wear outside. Never been to a show in my life. Never appealed to me either.

/Tell them to make more schoolgirl content dammit!
 
2013-01-25 05:17:14 PM  

Rumpertumpskin: Went to shake Rocco Sifreddi's hand at a bar in Milano. He grabbed my head and stuffed it into his crotch and spit into my wife's mouth. Friendly sort.


ROFL.
 
2013-01-25 05:36:29 PM  

TommyymmoT: fusillade762: They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

[actormunder.com image 250x450]

/csb

I just erased a massive tome about her, that I couldn't finish properly due to too much beer.

tl:dr:
I used to live with her, pre-porn, and she is one of the most compassionate, nicest persons that you would ever want to meet.
When I lived with her, (early 80s) she was a demure, early 20s shy blond girl.
I respect her greatly, but was repulsed when I later on, I learned that she had dyed her hair black, and got a massive boob job.

I'm going to sleep, I'll reply in the morning.
Her given name is Angel.
Angelique, actually.


Yay, pornstar csb thread.  Sorry to just piggyback on yours but mine has a bit to do with it.  When i lived in Los Angeles, a friend of mine did some Hustler work and she and I hung out with the new generation of adult film stars.   Apparently Larry Flint hooks them up with apartments and jobs in the Hustler Store and sort of makes sure they're comfortable. And I must say, yes, they were the nicest, funniest, most gracious people I ever caroused with in Hollywood.  (not to say there aren't asshole pornstars, but not among this particular group.  Ladies and gentlemen, one and all.

I have also dropped ecstasy with pre-implant/pre-shockbrows/pre-resume Lanny Barbie in her apartment--she's nice too, but I might be biased by the experience.  I sampled wine with Ron Jeremy one night.  Intelligent guy and again--impeccable manners.  And he knows quite a bit about wine.
 
2013-01-25 05:55:45 PM  
I knew Amee Donovan back when she had just started getting into porn. I wish we'd kept in touch.
 
2013-01-25 06:41:48 PM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7555091/82116595#c82116595" target="_blank">Elegy</a>:</b> <i>Crewmannumber6: Ookbay Arkmay

Might as well make it worth it.

[i.imgur.com image 250x350]

[i.imgur.com image 300x488]</i>

Who is the girl in the top pic?
 
2013-01-25 07:44:03 PM  

gibbon1: december: in my experience, this guy

3.bp.blogspot.com

is just this guy with more facial hair and different clothes

Those kinds of guys always eventually show up and ruin the party. Beatnik's got overrun, hippies got overrun, etc etc. Fortunately the cool kids are one step ahead. That current scene is actually... I've said enough I think.


Don't worry about, most people find me anyway.
 
2013-01-25 07:59:15 PM  

padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.


First of all, they're at work.  Secondly, the stuff you're watching was mostly the last shots of the day.

Third, don't you watch the news?

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2013-01-25 09:43:21 PM  
CSB with porn/metal crossover - I was there this year. Didn't spring for a ticket to the awards show, but I was watching the video feed in the VIP lounge next door. At one point I noticed I was standing next to Vinnie Paul. It was cosmic.

\m/ \m/
 
2013-01-25 11:16:12 PM  

Quagdingo: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7555091/82116595#c82116595" target="_blank">Elegy</a>:</b> <i>Crewmannumber6: Ookbay Arkmay

Might as well make it worth it.

[i.imgur.com image 250x350]

[i.imgur.com image 300x488]</i>

Who is the girl in the top pic?


Natasha Shy
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  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

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