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sgnilward		2013-01-24 08:16:27 PM

Christ, what an asshole.

PapaChester		2013-01-24 08:18:52 PM

Can't beat henta...
I mean, nope, no porn here.

fusillade762		2013-01-24 08:33:47 PM

They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

actormunder.com

/csb

brap		2013-01-24 09:33:56 PM

My favorite sex industry book is "Tales of Times Square" which captures the double deuce at its sleaziest and funniest.

It was written by Josh Friedman who was a beat reporter for Screw Magazine. That straddles the fine line between dream and nightmare job.

His brother, Drew happens to be one of my favorite illustrators.

The interwebby killed pornstar fandom, sometimes I wonder if it killed gonzo journalism.

GreenAdder		2013-01-24 09:45:18 PM

Hipsters? Really? I figure they all would have been wearing thongs.

ShawnDoc		2013-01-24 10:22:24 PM

Wow, what a long rambling article. I gave up 3/4 of the way through page 1.

thisisyourbrainonFark		2013-01-24 11:01:52 PM

Not to, uh, fellate this writer, but this is an awesome porn article. Need I say NSFW?

Link

Recoil Therapy		2013-01-24 11:16:16 PM

fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

My own csb:

Mrs RT & I went to the AEE a few years ago when we were in Vegas for the CES. There was a single line to get into the Adam & Eve (I think anyway, it's been a while) booth where you could meet a few of the stars We waited a few minutes & then saw Nina Hartley who was the first in the line of the 'talent'. She (Nina) took one look at my wife, felt her up & then started bemoaning the lost millions that she could have made if she had her chest. Needless to say I was enjoying the side show although the rest of the line was getting progressively irate (it was a single file line & they all HAD to pass through Nina's station to move on). The two of them must have gabbed away (oblivious of all the death dagger stares coming from the line...) for at least 10 minutes about corsetes, where to get them, the better engineered ones, etc. I didn't mind because while they were shutting down the line I got to hang out with the rest of the ladies who were very puzzled as to why NOBODY was coming to see them (Carmen Luvana & Chaisy Lain stick in my mind but there were at least 3-4 others). All in all an amusing afternoon.

/csb

Mentat		2013-01-24 11:17:20 PM

Damn kids. Back in my day, we had to earn it. Scrambled late night Cinemax, and we liked it!

Beerguy		2013-01-25 12:07:41 AM

Mentat: Damn kids. Back in my day, we had to earn it. Scrambled late night Cinemax, and we liked it!

For me it was a scrambled Z channel .

/The lawn....off of it

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-25 12:13:52 AM

Seriously, what did you think you were getting?

dillenger69		2013-01-25 12:23:53 AM

That's an awful lot of text for an article about porn.

fusillade762		2013-01-25 12:32:08 AM

Now I'm really interested to know what the Best Oral Sex Scene of the year is...

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2013-01-25 12:42:02 AM

IMO, the adult industry is fairly unique in that it has become a victim of some of the very technologies that it helped push into the mainstream.

Bucky Katt		2013-01-25 12:57:58 AM

did they OVERCOME the adult industry?

BarkingUnicorn		2013-01-25 01:18:22 AM

fusillade762: Now I'm really interested to know what the Best Oral Sex Scene of the year is...

Here it is, starting at 8:40

NSFW, obviously.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-01-25 01:20:38 AM

Whoops, filter don't like that URL. :-)

Google "American C*cks*cking Sluts"

Ishkur		2013-01-25 04:05:01 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Whoops, filter don't like that URL. :-)

Google "American C*cks*cking Sluts"

Yes, if any porn title is worthy of winning the award "Best Oral Sex Scene", it's that one.

/The Aristocrats

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2013-01-25 04:25:55 AM

I was into it before everybody else came.

TommyymmoT		2013-01-25 04:27:26 AM

fusillade762: They seem offended when I don't get up and give them a hug

CSB time:

I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

[actormunder.com image 250x450]

/csb

I just erased a massive tome about her, that I couldn't finish properly due to too much beer.

tl:dr:
I used to live with her, pre-porn, and she is one of the most compassionate, nicest persons that you would ever want to meet.
When I lived with her, (early 80s) she was a demure, early 20s shy blond girl.
I respect her greatly, but was repulsed when I later on, I learned that she had dyed her hair black, and got a massive boob job.

I'm going to sleep, I'll reply in the morning.
Her given name is Angel.
Angelique, actually.

zerkalo		2013-01-25 04:41:13 AM

So mean the return of big, bushy, thick, rich, lustrous mustaches?

_{what did you think I meant?}

Wayne 985		2013-01-25 04:50:18 AM

Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.

david_gaithersburg		2013-01-25 04:51:18 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Not to, uh, fellate this writer, but this is an awesome porn article. Need I say NSFW?

Link

"He will not dress as a clown and have sex with someone; nor will he permit someone dressed as a clown to have sex with him. Clowns make James Deen uncomfortable."

LDM90		2013-01-25 04:51:49 AM

I have no idea who these "hipsters" are she's talking about. It seems to be "guys who like porn" or something.

sexorcisst		2013-01-25 04:51:49 AM

Who the hell cares about the fans of porn?

LDM90		2013-01-25 04:56:11 AM

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.

Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2013-01-25 04:57:27 AM

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.

That's not sex? Since when are women more than sperm depository units?

narkor		2013-01-25 05:01:06 AM

FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."

david_gaithersburg		2013-01-25 05:09:10 AM

narkor: FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."

.
I purchased the Pirates DVD box set collection. Well worth it, and the wife loves it, especially after a tough day of shooting hipsters at point blank range with her AR-15. Me personally, I like to kill from a distance and watch their heads explode like fresh melons.

padraig		2013-01-25 05:36:22 AM

LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

gibbon1		2013-01-25 05:36:22 AM

sexorcisst: Who the hell cares about the fans of porn?

A group of porn fans is known as a fap of fans.

narkor: FTA: "Gun people are "the people who are still buying DVDs," Gibson says."

Sounds like the gun industry and the porn industry have an Oldsmobile problem.

ThrobblefootSpectre		2013-01-25 05:38:19 AM

fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

Meh. I got a hug from Ron Jeremy. He was topless too. And a little sweaty.

sexorcisst		2013-01-25 05:38:52 AM

padraig: LDM90: Yeah, there's been a definite change over the last 20 years (maybe even just 10). The regular stuff is still out there but other stuff is pretty nasty. And if there are any porn stars reading, for the love of god, no more spitting. I can't imagine who they think would want to watch that.

Yeah, I never understood the "spitting for lube" thing. Not only is it gross, but it also is an admission of failure from the man, who could not get her girl wet enough.

Hey, the wetter the better. I usually just get a glob of spit on the tip of my tongue before a do a tongue-prep.

thamike		2013-01-25 05:39:57 AM

I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

i915.photobucket.com

These are not hipsters.

sexorcisst		2013-01-25 06:13:43 AM

thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]

These are not hipsters.

That is what the Icy Hot Stuntaz look like today.

Ooba Tooba		2013-01-25 06:17:03 AM

About 12, or so years ago my childhood friend Smurf (he's a short fella) dragged me to the strip club to see a still young Jenna Jamison perform. She came out in a baby doll dress holding a lollipop and swinging her pigtails. On her way to the stage she greeted a few fans and came up to us and my friend tells her I am going through a divorce. She threw her arms around my neck and danced slowly against me for a few minutes, caressing my hair and telling me how things will get better, that I was handsome etc...all the while everyone in the packed club was anxiously watching us, and waiting for her to perform. She led me to the front and during her performance every time she came by me she would rub those beautiful breasts in my face. Csb

Ooba Tooba		2013-01-25 06:37:09 AM

Upon further reflection, my dance with Jenna was more like 15 years ago. At picture time I begged my friend to ask her if he could sit on her lap instead of her on his. Would have been funny (he's a short fella)

Ooba Tooba		2013-01-25 06:49:26 AM

thamike: I only have time for a crash course, subby but:

[i915.photobucket.com image 501x412]

These are not hipsters.

Sorry about the threadjack, but didn't the turd on the right play the role of older dooshbag brother in all of the '80's teen movies? Punchable face...

GreenSun		2013-01-25 07:05:31 AM

A very long article just for the author to say "Hey, in the end, the guy wanted me, not the porn stars!"

Evilnissan		2013-01-25 07:07:49 AM

Who wants an ironic mustache ride?

fusillade762		2013-01-25 07:17:23 AM

TommyymmoT: /csb

I just erased a massive tome about her, that I couldn't finish properly due to too much beer.

We were sitting upstairs at the Trocadero after the awards and she came out a side door near us. I stood and said "Hi, I'm a big fan of your work" and her smile was dazzling. Seemed really nice.

varmitydog		2013-01-25 07:35:51 AM

She has accompanied fans to Yankee Stadium and a high school reunion.

I wonder what kind of a loser would do something like that? And I wonder how much she charged him to do it?

Seth'n'Spectrum		2013-01-25 07:40:24 AM

Bringing you all the latest from the world of sexy news, this is Bert Rodriguez.
/funniest JGL role by a long shot

Macular Degenerate		2013-01-25 07:48:56 AM

Porn is still an "industry"? You mean, people still pay for porn?

OhioKnight		2013-01-25 07:54:55 AM

Macular Degenerate: Porn is still an "industry"? You mean, people still pay for porn?

Old people

Tyrone Slothrop		2013-01-25 07:57:28 AM

LandOfChocolate		2013-01-25 08:07:15 AM

hamfast gamgee		2013-01-25 08:08:09 AM

DNRTFA. I couldn't get past the picture.

www.slate.com

Damn.

Cythraul		2013-01-25 08:12:44 AM

Wayne 985: Speaking of porn, is it just me or has most of it gotten kind of gross over the last few years? I mean in terms of action, not performers. I was looking at some of the porn "tube" sites and most of them seem really angry and vile. Choking, slapping, ejaculating in a woman's face are almost universal.

I don't like throwing out words like "misogynistic", but it kind of is. Porn itself is great, but good lord... I want to see people having sex, not one person degrading another.

Doesn't bother me, as long as it's mutual role playing.

amindtat		2013-01-25 08:19:40 AM

Recoil Therapy: fusillade762: I got a hug from Jeanna Fine at the Good Vibration awards in San Francisco many years ago. She was topless except for pasties. My GF at the time got one, too.

My own csb:

Mrs RT & I went to the AEE a few years ago when we were in Vegas for the CES. There was a single line to get into the Adam & Eve (I think anyway, it's been a while) booth where you could meet a few of the stars We waited a few minutes & then saw Nina Hartley who was the first in the line of the 'talent'. She (Nina) took one look at my wife, felt her up & then started bemoaning the lost millions that she could have made if she had her chest. Needless to say I was enjoying the side show although the rest of the line was getting progressively irate (it was a single file line & they all HAD to pass through Nina's station to move on). The two of them must have gabbed away (oblivious of all the death dagger stares coming from the line...) for at least 10 minutes about corsetes, where to get them, the better engineered ones, etc. I didn't mind because while they were shutting down the line I got to hang out with the rest of the ladies who were very puzzled as to why NOBODY was coming to see them (Carmen Luvana & Chaisy Lain stick in my mind but there were at least 3-4 others). All in all an amusing afternoon.

/csb

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