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		British motorists surprised on their drive home. What did they see? A) Large spill of marbles, B) Men on stilts, or C) A five-foot tall snow penis? (thisislincolnshire.co.uk)		42
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JasonOfOrillia		2013-01-24 09:46:14 PM

Was it the Cerne Abbas Giant? I can't tell without pics.

ktybear		2013-01-24 09:47:34 PM

fusillade762		2013-01-24 09:48:27 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Was it the Cerne Abbas Giant? I can't tell without pics.

There's a link on the page.

SpdrJay		2013-01-24 09:54:31 PM

Well, who doesn't enjoy a cold stiff one after work?

JasonOfOrillia		2013-01-24 09:57:32 PM

fusillade762: JasonOfOrillia: Was it the Cerne Abbas Giant? I can't tell without pics.

There's a link on the page.

I see it, thanks. I did a GIS for "snow penis" and it's not exactly a rare phenomenon.

Hoopy Frood		2013-01-24 10:03:22 PM

A large spill of marbles + men on stilts would be way more awesome.

W.C.fields forever		2013-01-24 10:03:41 PM

Now thats Cockneyed.

poison_amy		2013-01-24 10:04:18 PM

SpdrJay: Well, who doesn't enjoy a cold stiff one after work?

stiff, yes! cold... well, ok. I'll give it a try.

Anderson's Pooper		2013-01-24 10:07:07 PM

We built one of those in a professor's yard several decades ago. Sprayed it with water so it froze solid.

Mark Ratner		2013-01-24 10:07:20 PM

I think the artist intended for it to be a lit candle, with the ironic artistic expression that it's fire made out of ice. Get your minds out of the gutter, people.

poison_amy		2013-01-24 10:08:18 PM

Mark Ratner: I think the artist intended for it to be a lit candle, with the ironic artistic expression that it's fire made out of ice. Get your minds out of the gutter, people.

no... no...., i'm going to go with "that's a penis"

penis

IP		2013-01-24 10:20:05 PM

This is going to be one giant cock-up.

/THIS is Lincolnshire...

Delay		2013-01-24 10:29:17 PM

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my e-rec-tor-eum."

JasonOfOrillia		2013-01-24 10:31:45 PM

Delay: Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my e-rec-tor-eum."

Well, you know what they say: There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-24 10:35:23 PM

Which is rarer in Britain, big stiffies, or enough snow to make them?

Sim Tree		2013-01-24 10:38:24 PM

We know a remote farm in Western Lincolnshire. In July, penises grow there.

Do you really mean that?

You see a snow covered field when you say it, we're talking about them growing, and she's picked them.

/you can't begin a sentence with 'in' and emphasize it.

Marcus Aurelius		2013-01-24 10:40:17 PM

They say "anatomically correct". Does that mean uncut?

Delay		2013-01-24 10:41:32 PM

Sim Tree: We know a remote farm in Western Lincolnshire. In July, penises grow there.

Do you really mean that?

You see a snow covered field when you say it, we're talking about them growing, and she's picked them.

/you can't begin a sentence with 'in' and emphasize it.

Frozen peas, not frozen penises. Geez.

42_42_42		2013-01-24 10:44:11 PM

Anyone else click on the crazy sandwich link?

Whistling Kitty Chaser		2013-01-24 10:50:03 PM

The snow penis was obviously built to prevent flooding.

Oznog		2013-01-24 10:52:24 PM

We are ANGRY about the snow penis!!

JungleBoogie		2013-01-24 10:57:31 PM

snow pens:

24.media.tumblr.com

Good Behavior Day		2013-01-24 11:10:39 PM

I must be getting jaded, but I believe the marble spill or men on stilts would be more surprising.

/or better yet, a marble spill with men on stilts.

WelldeadLink		2013-01-24 11:13:25 PM

Well, they were told to build snow MEN to prevent flooding, but this might not help...

DownDaRiver		2013-01-24 11:28:58 PM

Please let it be C Please let it be C

*click*

Yeesssss!

zzottt		2013-01-24 11:30:48 PM

if they think that's what normal balls look like....

ski9600		2013-01-24 11:35:49 PM

JungleBoogie: snow pens:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 448x289]

What, I have to do every darn thing tonight? bayd.info

Amos Quito		2013-01-24 11:55:28 PM

Just lie back and think of England.

Bermuda59		2013-01-25 12:21:14 AM

"It's about 5ft tall and from what I can tell anatomically correct - but obviously I didn't study it for too long".

How can it be anatomically correct? It's white.

cnocnanrionnag		2013-01-25 12:27:29 AM

CSB: Winter, 1970. University of Toronto, New College. A bunch of us lads built a 10-foot tall penis in the courtyard between the men's and women's dorms. We even tinted it pink with some food dye. Later that night some of the women went out and knocked the phallus to smithereens in their rage. The COOL part is that the Varsity (student newspaper) reported the story the next day with the headline, "New College Men Fail To Maintain Erection."

/Transferred to Brock the next year
//far better and less uptight women
///this space available

swfan		2013-01-25 01:05:50 AM

Hoopy Frood: A large spill of marbles + men on stilts would be way more awesome.

I know...I was really hoping that for once the answer wouldn't be C.

greasybastard		2013-01-25 01:11:17 AM

fairies with boots?

Dented Ford		2013-01-25 01:16:54 AM

greasybastard: fairies ~~with~~wear boots

fixed

Mr. Ekshun		2013-01-25 02:41:18 AM

Stick it to the man!

/NTTAWWT

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2013-01-25 03:38:47 AM

poison_amy: Mark Ratner: I think the artist intended for it to be a lit candle, with the ironic artistic expression that it's fire made out of ice. Get your minds out of the gutter, people.

no... no...., i'm going to go with "that's a penis"

penis

It's a lighthouse.
i114.photobucket.com

ethics-gradient		2013-01-25 06:16:12 AM

Lincolnshire drivers are surprised by everything; traffic going faster than 40mph, people who overtake them, women driving, women who overtake because they're tired of the idiot in front fart arsing around (How DARE they?!), traffic lights changing colour. They should be used to enormous dicks beside the road because there are plenty behind the wheel up there.

zamboni		2013-01-25 07:19:05 AM

Well... at least they were only surprised and not horrified or gobsmacked.

steklo		2013-01-25 08:28:15 AM

ok, i'll post it...

www.chase3000.com

theorellior		2013-01-25 09:37:37 AM

ethics-gradient: Lincolnshire drivers are surprised by everything; traffic going faster than 40mph, people who overtake them, women driving, women who overtake because they're tired of the idiot in front fart arsing around (How DARE they?!), traffic lights changing colour. They should be used to enormous dicks beside the road because there are plenty behind the wheel up there.

It's always fun to hear about the regional stereotypes from other areas of the world. What are people from the Lake District like? How about East Anglia?

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2013-01-25 10:36:13 AM

Please let it be the penis, please let it be the penis ... (click)

Well played. And FTFA: "It popped up yesterday."

LOL

greasybastard		2013-01-25 11:47:41 AM

Dented Ford: greasybastard: fairies withwear boots

fixed

The lyrics are pretty clear (rare for Ozzy!):
Goin' home, late last night
suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw
Fairies with Boots dancing with a dwarf, all right now!

Fix fixed...

LostInTO		2013-01-25 11:51:16 AM

steklo: ok, i'll post it...

[www.chase3000.com image 591x219]

Looks like Calvin is all grown up now. Maybe gay? He did hang aroud with a male tiger, and threw snowballs at the only chick he knew. hmm.

He's still my hero.

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