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(This Is Lincolnshire)   British motorists surprised on their drive home. What did they see? A) Large spill of marbles, B) Men on stilts, or C) A five-foot tall snow penis?   (thisislincolnshire.co.uk) divider line 42
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2013-01-24 09:46:14 PM  
Was it the Cerne Abbas Giant? I can't tell without pics.
 
2013-01-24 09:47:34 PM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-01-24 09:48:27 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Was it the Cerne Abbas Giant? I can't tell without pics.


There's a link on the page.
 
2013-01-24 09:54:31 PM  
Well, who doesn't enjoy a cold stiff one after work?
 
2013-01-24 09:57:32 PM  

fusillade762: JasonOfOrillia: Was it the Cerne Abbas Giant? I can't tell without pics.

There's a link on the page.


I see it, thanks. I did a GIS for "snow penis" and it's not exactly a rare phenomenon.
 
2013-01-24 10:03:22 PM  
A large spill of marbles + men on stilts would be way more awesome.
 
2013-01-24 10:03:41 PM  
Now thats Cockneyed.
 
2013-01-24 10:04:18 PM  

SpdrJay: Well, who doesn't enjoy a cold stiff one after work?


stiff, yes! cold... well, ok. I'll give it a try.
 
2013-01-24 10:07:07 PM  
We built one of those in a professor's yard several decades ago. Sprayed it with water so it froze solid.
 
2013-01-24 10:07:20 PM  
I think the artist intended for it to be a lit candle, with the ironic artistic expression that it's fire made out of ice. Get your minds out of the gutter, people.
 
2013-01-24 10:08:18 PM  

Mark Ratner: I think the artist intended for it to be a lit candle, with the ironic artistic expression that it's fire made out of ice. Get your minds out of the gutter, people.


no... no...., i'm going to go with "that's a penis"

penis
 
IP
2013-01-24 10:20:05 PM  
This is going to be one giant cock-up.

/THIS is Lincolnshire...
 
2013-01-24 10:29:17 PM  
Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my e-rec-tor-eum."
 
2013-01-24 10:31:45 PM  

Delay: Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my e-rec-tor-eum."


Well, you know what they say: There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.
 
2013-01-24 10:35:23 PM  
Which is rarer in Britain, big stiffies, or enough snow to make them?
 
2013-01-24 10:38:24 PM  
We know a remote farm in Western Lincolnshire. In July, penises grow there.

Do you really mean that?

You see a snow covered field when you say it, we're talking about them growing, and she's picked them.

/you can't begin a sentence with 'in' and emphasize it.
 
2013-01-24 10:40:17 PM  
They say "anatomically correct". Does that mean uncut?
 
2013-01-24 10:41:32 PM  

Sim Tree: We know a remote farm in Western Lincolnshire. In July, penises grow there.

Do you really mean that?

You see a snow covered field when you say it, we're talking about them growing, and she's picked them.

/you can't begin a sentence with 'in' and emphasize it.


Frozen peas, not frozen penises. Geez.
 
2013-01-24 10:44:11 PM  
Anyone else click on the crazy sandwich link?
 
2013-01-24 10:50:03 PM  
The snow penis was obviously built to prevent flooding.
 
2013-01-24 10:52:24 PM  
www.hollywoodreporter.com
We are ANGRY about the snow penis!!
 
2013-01-24 10:57:31 PM  
snow pens:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-24 11:10:39 PM  
I must be getting jaded, but I believe the marble spill or men on stilts would be more surprising.

/or better yet, a marble spill with men on stilts.
 
2013-01-24 11:13:25 PM  
Well, they were told to build snow MEN to prevent flooding, but this might not help...
 
2013-01-24 11:28:58 PM  
Please let it be C Please let it be C

*click*

Yeesssss!
 
2013-01-24 11:30:48 PM  
if they think that's what normal balls look like....
 
2013-01-24 11:35:49 PM  

JungleBoogie: snow pens:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 448x289]


What, I have to do every darn thing tonight? bayd.info
 
2013-01-24 11:55:28 PM  
Just lie back and think of England.
 
2013-01-25 12:21:14 AM  
"It's about 5ft tall and from what I can tell anatomically correct - but obviously I didn't study it for too long".

How can it be anatomically correct? It's white.
 
2013-01-25 12:27:29 AM  
CSB: Winter, 1970. University of Toronto, New College. A bunch of us lads built a 10-foot tall penis in the courtyard between the men's and women's dorms. We even tinted it pink with some food dye. Later that night some of the women went out and knocked the phallus to smithereens in their rage. The COOL part is that the Varsity (student newspaper) reported the story the next day with the headline, "New College Men Fail To Maintain Erection."

/Transferred to Brock the next year
//far better and less uptight women
///this space available
 
2013-01-25 01:05:50 AM  

Hoopy Frood: A large spill of marbles + men on stilts would be way more awesome.


I know...I was really hoping that for once the answer wouldn't be C.
 
2013-01-25 01:11:17 AM  
fairies with boots?
 
2013-01-25 01:16:54 AM  

greasybastard: fairies withwear boots


fixed
 
2013-01-25 02:41:18 AM  
Stick it to the man!

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-25 03:38:47 AM  

poison_amy: Mark Ratner: I think the artist intended for it to be a lit candle, with the ironic artistic expression that it's fire made out of ice. Get your minds out of the gutter, people.

no... no...., i'm going to go with "that's a penis"

penis


It's a lighthouse.
i114.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 06:16:12 AM  
Lincolnshire drivers are surprised by everything; traffic going faster than 40mph, people who overtake them, women driving, women who overtake because they're tired of the idiot in front fart arsing around (How DARE they?!), traffic lights changing colour. They should be used to enormous dicks beside the road because there are plenty behind the wheel up there.
 
2013-01-25 07:19:05 AM  
Well... at least they were only surprised and not horrified or gobsmacked.
 
2013-01-25 08:28:15 AM  
ok, i'll post it...

www.chase3000.com
 
2013-01-25 09:37:37 AM  

ethics-gradient: Lincolnshire drivers are surprised by everything; traffic going faster than 40mph, people who overtake them, women driving, women who overtake because they're tired of the idiot in front fart arsing around (How DARE they?!), traffic lights changing colour. They should be used to enormous dicks beside the road because there are plenty behind the wheel up there.


It's always fun to hear about the regional stereotypes from other areas of the world. What are people from the Lake District like? How about East Anglia?
 
2013-01-25 10:36:13 AM  
Please let it be the penis, please let it be the penis ... (click)

Well played. And FTFA: "It popped up yesterday."

LOL
 
2013-01-25 11:47:41 AM  

Dented Ford: greasybastard: fairies withwear boots

fixed


The lyrics are pretty clear (rare for Ozzy!):
Goin' home, late last night
suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw
Fairies with Boots dancing with a dwarf, all right now!

Fix fixed...
 
2013-01-25 11:51:16 AM  

steklo: ok, i'll post it...

[www.chase3000.com image 591x219]


Looks like Calvin is all grown up now. Maybe gay? He did hang aroud with a male tiger, and threw snowballs at the only chick he knew. hmm.

He's still my hero.
 
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