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(Some Guy)   15,000 crocodiles escape flooded farm in South Africa. Area, bowels evacuated   ( divider line
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4645 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2013 at 9:01 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-24 09:16:42 PM  
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Many of the crocodiles, by the way, escaped into the Limpopo River - the "great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River"

AS soon as I started reading that, my mind took off with...

Greeeeaaaat greeeeen gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat.....
2013-01-25 12:59:49 AM  
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Colour_out_of_Space: What (and how) does one feed 15,000 crocodiles?

I think we just read how
2013-01-24 10:27:09 PM  
1 vote:

Maul555: this would not be a problem in Texas... I would have a freezer full of crock meat in no time along with a few thousand of my neighbors.

How would you get that many of your neighbors in your freezer?
2013-01-24 10:13:09 PM  
1 vote:
What (and how) does one feed 15,000 crocodiles?
2013-01-24 09:12:31 PM  
1 vote:
Sadly only one was equipped with an internal clock.
2013-01-24 09:11:24 PM  
1 vote:
I can hear two crocs talking after they feast on the local population.

 Croc 1    "wow, these people are pretty bony, we got fed better on the farm"
Croc   2   "Have you tried the white ones?  Still tough but a little more meat on their bones."
Croc   3   "You think you got i bad, I got mugged by two monkeys and a hyena, and marsellus wallaced by Mugame, have not been able to shiat straight for months."
2013-01-24 09:09:01 PM  
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I don't quite get the rational for letting them out. He had to open the gate to..... prevent a storm surge. What? That doesn't make much sense my over stimulated, tiny, Internet laden brain. A Storm surge don't care if there is a gate. Storm surge don't give a fark if you leave it open or closed.
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