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(Some Guy)   15,000 crocodiles escape flooded farm in South Africa. Area, bowels evacuated   (capeandislands.org) divider line 42
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2013-01-24 09:04:02 PM
Hmmmm..... New wallets and boots for EVERYONE!
 
2013-01-24 09:05:59 PM
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On the job
 
2013-01-24 09:05:59 PM
That stingray that got Steve Irwin was part of a larger conspiracy, obviously.
 
2013-01-24 09:09:01 PM
I don't quite get the rational for letting them out. He had to open the gate to..... prevent a storm surge. What? That doesn't make much sense my over stimulated, tiny, Internet laden brain. A Storm surge don't care if there is a gate. Storm surge don't give a fark if you leave it open or closed.
 
2013-01-24 09:09:08 PM
next up: Crocodiles open up new shop 'Soylent Green' where you can buy peopleskin boots, belts, and have a light lunch of people.
 
2013-01-24 09:10:37 PM
Well, time to start putting up "REWARD FOR LOST CROCODILES" posters all over the place, I guess.
 
2013-01-24 09:11:24 PM
I can hear two crocs talking after they feast on the local population.

 Croc 1    "wow, these people are pretty bony, we got fed better on the farm"
Croc   2   "Have you tried the white ones?  Still tough but a little more meat on their bones."
Croc   3   "You think you got i bad, I got mugged by two monkeys and a hyena, and marsellus wallaced by Mugame, have not been able to shiat straight for months."
 
2013-01-24 09:12:31 PM
Sadly only one was equipped with an internal clock.
 
2013-01-24 09:13:23 PM

Acharne: I don't quite get the rational for letting them out. He had to open the gate to..... prevent a storm surge. What? That doesn't make much sense my over stimulated, tiny, Internet laden brain. A Storm surge don't care if there is a gate. Storm surge don't give a fark if you leave it open or closed.


I'm guessing he opened floodgates to let the storm surge pass through instead of backing up all over his property.
 
2013-01-24 09:16:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Acharne: I don't quite get the rational for letting them out. He had to open the gate to..... prevent a storm surge. What? That doesn't make much sense my over stimulated, tiny, Internet laden brain. A Storm surge don't care if there is a gate. Storm surge don't give a fark if you leave it open or closed.

I'm guessing he opened floodgates to let the storm surge pass through instead of backing up all over his property.


Well that makes sense. It's better to release thousands of crocodiles into the community than to risk having your own property harmed.
 
2013-01-24 09:16:42 PM
Many of the crocodiles, by the way, escaped into the Limpopo River - the "great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River"

AS soon as I started reading that, my mind took off with...

Greeeeaaaat greeeeen gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat.....
 
2013-01-24 09:19:39 PM

Shenanigans!: BarkingUnicorn: Acharne: I don't quite get the rational for letting them out. He had to open the gate to..... prevent a storm surge. What? That doesn't make much sense my over stimulated, tiny, Internet laden brain. A Storm surge don't care if there is a gate. Storm surge don't give a fark if you leave it open or closed.

I'm guessing he opened floodgates to let the storm surge pass through instead of backing up all over his property.

Well that makes sense. It's better to release thousands of crocodiles into the community than to risk having your own property harmed.


It does when there's no civil court
 
2013-01-24 09:20:50 PM
FREE CROCODILES!
 
2013-01-24 09:25:12 PM
... why is he farming crocodiles?
 
2013-01-24 09:30:32 PM
I don't understand why he didn't have drains that were say smaller then the Crocs, I know one isn't enough, but I bet he was to poor to prepare for this.
 
2013-01-24 09:37:41 PM
15,000 crocs isn't a farm. That's a Crocodile Hoarder in need of a cable TV intervention. silly dooshbag is like those Pizzerias with the first $1.00 they ever got taped to the wall. people are starving to death and this guy has a years worth of hot meals going to waste.
 
2013-01-24 09:39:55 PM

metal_gear: ... why is he farming crocodiles?


leather and meat
 
2013-01-24 09:40:46 PM
Crocodile Apartheid is over!
Caiman Mandela is free!!
 
2013-01-24 10:01:04 PM
Crikey.
 
2013-01-24 10:08:07 PM
this would not be a problem in Texas... I would have a freezer full of crock meat in no time along with a few thousand of my neighbors.
 
2013-01-24 10:11:33 PM
I had a pet crocodile once. My friend Benjamin was like "let's go hunting for crocodiles", and it seemed like a fun adventure so I went along. We headed out in his canoe to the lake behind our house. He said he was going to call out like one and I was starting to get pretty skeptical at this point. But he called out "oooWAAuuu" and sure enough this crocodile answered. So he shined a flashlight in that direction until we could see its red eyes (verifying that it was small). We headed over quietly keeping the torch on its eyes until we got about 5 feet away, then it disappeared under water. In a flash, he threw his spear, and hauled it back in with the crocodile speared through the tail. It was about 14 inches long. That farker desperately wanted to bite us. Anyway, we dug a hole about 3 feet deep that he couldn't climb out of, and put like a water trough in it that he could swim around in. He didn't like it at all, but I had a pet crocodile, which was pretty much the most badass thing ever.

Two or three nights later, it rained really hard, and the runoff poured into the hole. In the morning, it was full of water and the crocodile was nowhere to be seen. Boy was the neighbor lady pissed.

/Yes, I know it's not a believable story. I wouldn't believe it if any of you guys told it. Sometimes I wonder if it could be true.
//CSB
 
2013-01-24 10:12:43 PM
OK, if there is enough demand in that area to sustain a farm with that many crocodiles, this can't be that big of a deal. I'd also bet he doesnt grow them from seeds, therefore crocs in that part of the world are probably common. Especially since the river referenced in the article is actuall called "Crocodile River". Just sayin' its probably not that big of a deal.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_River_(Limpopo)
 
2013-01-24 10:13:09 PM
What (and how) does one feed 15,000 crocodiles?
 
2013-01-24 10:20:12 PM

12349876: metal_gear: ... why is he farming crocodiles?

leather and meat


Then he deserves our sympathy, as the flood has brought famine to his house.
 
2013-01-24 10:20:25 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: What (and how) does one feed 15,000 crocodiles?


Anything they want; very carefully.
 
2013-01-24 10:27:09 PM

Maul555: this would not be a problem in Texas... I would have a freezer full of crock meat in no time along with a few thousand of my neighbors.


How would you get that many of your neighbors in your freezer?
 
2013-01-24 10:28:33 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: What (and how) does one feed 15,000 crocodiles?


with great care and trepidation
 
2013-01-24 10:33:18 PM

kendelrio: Maul555: this would not be a problem in Texas... I would have a freezer full of crock meat in no time along with a few thousand of my neighbors.

How would you get that many of your neighbors in your freezer?


lol.... I knew I had you Favorited for a reason.
 
2013-01-24 10:38:06 PM
If they were Gators he could apply for aid.
 
2013-01-24 10:39:14 PM

Maul555: kendelrio: Maul555: this would not be a problem in Texas... I would have a freezer full of crock meat in no time along with a few thousand of my neighbors.

How would you get that many of your neighbors in your freezer?

lol.... I knew I had you Favorited for a reason.



But the all important question.... What color? WHAT COLOR?????????

/end thread jack
 
2013-01-24 10:40:39 PM

kendelrio: Maul555: kendelrio: Maul555: this would not be a problem in Texas... I would have a freezer full of crock meat in no time along with a few thousand of my neighbors.

How would you get that many of your neighbors in your freezer?

lol.... I knew I had you Favorited for a reason.


But the all important question.... What color? WHAT COLOR?????????

/end thread jack


green?
 
2013-01-24 10:44:02 PM

Maul555: green?


As long as it isn't "Cyan" or "Magenta". Those are such angry colors!

/Internet fist bump
 
2013-01-24 10:51:41 PM
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2013-01-24 10:52:24 PM
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/multiplied by 15,000
 
2013-01-24 11:02:06 PM
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Not going to South Africa anytime soon.
 
2013-01-24 11:15:52 PM
What'a load of croc.
 
2013-01-25 12:37:31 AM
This should empty the country of all it's Captain Hooks.
 
2013-01-25 12:43:10 AM
That takes care of fiber in the diet for a while ...
 
2013-01-25 12:59:49 AM

Colour_out_of_Space: What (and how) does one feed 15,000 crocodiles?


I think we just read how
 
2013-01-25 01:22:39 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Many of the crocodiles, by the way, escaped into the Limpopo River - the "great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River"

AS soon as I started reading that, my mind took off with...

Greeeeaaaat greeeeen gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat.....


My first thought was "Now they really will find out what the crocodile has for dinner."
 
2013-01-25 01:59:55 AM
Does crocodile meat taste the same as alligator? Alligator is mighty tasty to me..
 
2013-01-25 07:43:00 AM
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