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(New York Daily News)   Armor contractor invents bulletproof whiteboards for teachers to use during school shootings. Next up: tear-gas erasers   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, George Tunis, Second Amendment Foundation, school shootings, University of Delaware, Murphy's Law  
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3468 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2013 at 8:19 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-24 09:20:22 PM  
2 votes:
Come at me bro!!!

/Also, does anyone else think she looks like Blair from the Facts of Life.
//Yeah, I am old, bite me.
2013-01-24 08:51:03 PM  
2 votes:
Teacher of the future:
2013-01-24 11:22:30 PM  
1 vote:
Do I have to think of everything around here?
Problem Solved:

/you're welcome
2013-01-24 10:31:08 PM  
1 vote:
I've been asking for regular, non bulletproof white boards for two years now.
2013-01-24 10:05:13 PM  
1 vote:

spacelord321: BraveNewCheneyWorld: But what if the shooter got it first? He'd be nigh invincible!

How would he wield his assault rifle accurately?

He could just draw a crosshair on the whiteboard. Instant accuracy bonus.
2013-01-24 09:33:38 PM  
1 vote:
But what if the shooter got it first? He'd be nigh invincible!
2013-01-24 08:53:07 PM  
1 vote:
I don't think the guys at the Onion could've ever predicted this
2013-01-24 08:47:23 PM  
1 vote:
Next up: apple grenades

/well, as soon as Apple patents them, anyway
2013-01-24 08:30:52 PM  
1 vote:
Why lock your doors when someone can break through windows, and kick in doors, and derp.
2013-01-24 08:28:53 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-24 08:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
aside from teachers the only other demographic would be nerds, but let's face it if a nerd war ramps up you can forget it, by assault v2.5 they've already moved on to somthing that would vaporize a bullet proof white board.

Besides, after I spend an hour or two working out a problem I would be throwing myself between the shooter and the white board.

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