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(Click On Detroit)   A tiny, severely ill kitten found in the snow is saved after a plea for help is posted on Craigslist. Caturday approves   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 1166
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2013-01-25 08:36:44 PM  

lilyspad: Oh...OWOWOW!!!!!! Dang....that looks like it hurt! (bet you have some cool scars though!) :D


Actually, the surgeon used some sort of glue. Only two of those left a scar that is barely visible now.
Same for the lung...At my 10 week followup I was told that they could hardly tell I had surgery.

As for the pain, my recent jaw surgery gave me more trouble. The worst part of the whole fracas was the chest tube...that thing creeped me out!
If you ever want to know what it's like to be a dolphin......
 
2013-01-25 08:37:54 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:39:37 PM  

yobbery: vudutek: Had surgery that July, and have been clear for almost 5 years now.

Congrats on approaching the five year mark!!!
That's awesome!
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That cat is totally shredding.
 
2013-01-25 08:40:32 PM  
lilyspad:
Got it....I just read it wrong when I looked at the link! :D

Nonetheless, it is a perfect solution for the situation at hand.

and a cat...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2013-01-25 08:41:06 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: Summer Glau's Love Slave:
I need this - something warm and fuzzy and heartwarming. This afternoon, I caught my piece of shiat next door neighbor kicking his cats because they left paw prints on his F-350 Lackofpeener-mobile.

/Called the cops.
//They laughed at me over the phone.
///Might be time to oil the F-350 windshield.

As a black-belt, professional troublemaker, may I recommend a bead of this applied along the
leading edge of the windshield blades. Amazingly impossible to remove.
Almost makes buying a new Lackofpeener-mobile the only practical solution.


Your evilness is impressive and creative!
 
2013-01-25 08:41:20 PM  

sherpa18: Summer Glau's Love Slave: I need this - something warm and fuzzy and heartwarming. This afternoon, I caught my piece of shiat next door neighbor kicking his cats because they left paw prints on his F-350 Lackofpeener-mobile.
/Called the cops.
//They laughed at me over the phone.
///Might be time to oil the F-350 windshield.

People (and I use the word lightly) like that need a taste of their own medicine.

[i415.photobucket.com image 270x184]
/ baseball bats are also good


At least that .gif has a happy ending. Hopefully the little snot learned his lesson.
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2013-01-25 08:41:48 PM  

sherpa18: Summer Glau's Love Slave: I need this - something warm and fuzzy and heartwarming. This afternoon, I caught my piece of shiat next door neighbor kicking his cats because they left paw prints on his F-350 Lackofpeener-mobile.
/Called the cops.
//They laughed at me over the phone.
///Might be time to oil the F-350 windshield.

People (and I use the word lightly) like that need a taste of their own medicine.

[i415.photobucket.com image 270x184]
/ baseball bats are also good


Wow. That is military-grade cool.
 
2013-01-25 08:43:40 PM  
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Yeah...more like the 70's , but whatever.
 
2013-01-25 08:45:10 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:45:49 PM  
Anyone heard from Salem Witch, or did I miss the memo???? :D
 
2013-01-25 08:46:35 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:48:11 PM  
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Wish I could sleep with that much commitment!
 
2013-01-25 08:49:11 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:49:57 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:51:19 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:52:32 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:53:24 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:55:17 PM  

sherpa18: cretinbob, domari ... I can't even begin to express my admiration (and appreciation) for what you two do - please don't give up! You guise are truly special.

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This, this, and furthermore THIS!
I've been meaning to send in another donation, but lately it seems that the universe prefer that I fork over all my cash to the nearby veterinary hospital.
Maybe I can provoke others to send you a little something-something. Hmmmm? How about it people?...
 
2013-01-25 08:57:42 PM  
I had a little fun at work today before I left. Our paint computer has all kinds of stuff on it that can be changed, so I switched the "language" to Japanese...I really hope my boss's wife will go over there to mix paint for someone, and be all WTF????? I know she will panic, because she won't know how to change it back. But, I DID tell another person how to fix it, so it won't be too bad. I just like to f*ck with her once in a while..... :D I'll probably hear about it on Monday.
 
2013-01-25 08:58:01 PM  
cats!
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2013-01-25 08:59:34 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:00:08 PM  
*whew*...thought I posted that last one earlier in the thread.
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2013-01-25 09:00:53 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:01:40 PM  
lilyspad:
I switched the "language" to Japanese...I really hope my boss's wife will go over there to mix paint for someone, and be all WTF????? I know she will panic, because she won't know how to change it back. But, I DID tell another person how to fix it, so it won't be too bad. I just like to f*ck with her once in a while.....

My, my, my...
Who's a little nerd? Why *you're* a little nerd!
Yes you are!
Yes you are!!!
 
2013-01-25 09:02:21 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:06:43 PM  

yobbery: [i211.photobucket.com image 468x440]


I see an empty keyboard.. balance might be an issue....
 
2013-01-25 09:08:18 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:10:01 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: lilyspad:
I switched the "language" to Japanese...I really hope my boss's wife will go over there to mix paint for someone, and be all WTF????? I know she will panic, because she won't know how to change it back. But, I DID tell another person how to fix it, so it won't be too bad. I just like to f*ck with her once in a while.....

My, my, my...
Who's a little nerd? Why *you're* a little nerd!
Yes you are!
Yes you are!!!


This is easy to do if you have an older HP that you can configure via telnet. We'd do stuff similar to this on random printers at work, then sit and wait for the call.
i211.photobucket.com
I imagine this trick exists on other printers as well. Nobody *ever* resets the admin password, so access is a no brainer.
 
2013-01-25 09:10:13 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: lilyspad:
I switched the "language" to Japanese...I really hope my boss's wife will go over there to mix paint for someone, and be all WTF????? I know she will panic, because she won't know how to change it back. But, I DID tell another person how to fix it, so it won't be too bad. I just like to f*ck with her once in a while.....

My, my, my...
Who's a little nerd? Why *you're* a little nerd!
Yes you are!
Yes you are!!!


Not really....but it's easy to mess with her. If more than 5 people walk into the store at one time, she calls for "all customer service"!!! I don't want to piss her off too much...she sleeps with my boss! :D
 
2013-01-25 09:11:15 PM  
I tried the German first...that was pretty funny, actually.
 
2013-01-25 09:13:02 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:14:03 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:14:15 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:14:19 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:15:02 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:16:43 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:17:09 PM  
yobbery:
This is easy to do if you have an older HP that you can configure via telnet. We'd do stuff similar to this on random printers at work, then sit and wait for the call.
i211.photobucket.com
I imagine this trick exists on other printers as well. Nobody *ever* resets the admin password, so access is a no brainer.


I installed a big Compaq server in a high school library/computer lab and I boogered with the system messages.

I set the default to "My name is HAL, let's be friends"
Another was "Anal insertion voids warranty"

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2013-01-25 09:17:17 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:21:27 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:22:15 PM  

I_fling_poo: Sacred Feces! There's a lot of fall-down-go-booms going on this Caturday.
Sending lots and lots of healing vibes for everyone.
*leaves a roll of bubble wrap for those who need some extra protection against gravity*


i415.photobucket.com

I too wish to extend get well wishes to all who are ailing .... and I would include more pics if photofarkit would cooperate.

/ as in get rid of that stupid infinite scroll that sucks up memory and bandwidth and serves no purpose at all
// meanwhile, they can shove it where the sun don't shine and DIAF
 
2013-01-25 09:22:46 PM  
 
2013-01-25 09:24:00 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:24:00 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:25:49 PM  
Sherpa...photobukkit is working okay for me...had to switch from imgur 'cuz it locked up!
 
2013-01-25 09:26:56 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:
This is easy to do if you have an older HP that you can configure via telnet. We'd do stuff similar to this on random printers at work, then sit and wait for the call.
[i211.photobucket.com image 525x700]
I imagine this trick exists on other printers as well. Nobody *ever* resets the admin password, so access is a no brainer.

I installed a big Compaq server in a high school library/computer lab and I boogered with the system messages.

I set the default to "My name is HAL, let's be friends"
Another was "Anal insertion voids warranty"

[reneau.smugmug.com image 408x600]


i211.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 09:27:07 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:27:28 PM  

yobbery: quantum_jellyroll: Summer Glau's Love Slave:
I need this - something warm and fuzzy and heartwarming. This afternoon, I caught my piece of shiat next door neighbor kicking his cats because they left paw prints on his F-350 Lackofpeener-mobile.

/Called the cops.
//They laughed at me over the phone.
///Might be time to oil the F-350 windshield.

As a black-belt, professional troublemaker, may I recommend a bead of this applied along the
leading edge of the windshield blades. Amazingly impossible to remove.
Almost makes buying a new Lackofpeener-mobile the only practical solution.

Or...if you want to be less destructive and drive him nuts, just pour 1/2 quart of oil under his truck every other day.
We did this to a co-worker after he got his car out of the shop. He took it back to the shop three or four times before he caught us. His mechanic thought is was a great prank...him, not so much.
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I've heard of all kinds of things to do to cars, but that's funny, expensive, annoying and really doesn't do damage. One of the mild pranks I liked was to get in someones car and turn everything on, the radio volume to full blast, heat blower on high, wipers on.

When I was younger we did more damage. We put valve grinding compound in gas tanks, super glue in door key holes or ignition so the key wouldn't go in. Not an inexpensive repair.

One time we masking taped an car until it was completely covered. Then laughed our butts off watching the guy try to get in his car in the morning, in the pouring rain when he had to go to work.

Dead fish on the motor or even better, cut up and dropped down the defroster. Canned mackerel or sardines smells pretty nasty after a while. Fish under the backseat  in the summertime, best done while someone is at work and the car sits out in the hot sun all day.

Rearranging the spark plug wires could easily ruin someone's day. We did this to a guy who was cheating on his wife and he couldn't move the car before the other woman's husband got home from work. Explain that car stuck in the driveway mister!!

 I took all four valve stems out of an ex boyfriends car tires so he was stranded.  That one backfired when he called the girl he was cheating on me with to pick him up and take him home. That's ok, then I sold his 68 Camaro convertible  that he wanted back in the worst way.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!!
 
2013-01-25 09:28:23 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:29:14 PM  
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2013-01-25 09:31:53 PM  
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