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(3 News New Zealand)   Good news: The key to happiness is to stuff your face seven times a day. Bad news: With vegetables   (3news.co.nz) divider line 21
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2013-01-25 01:40:04 AM  
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thisispete: I think I might buy some Brussels sprouts this weekend and try to prepare them a different way


Here's my recipe:

Take the Brussels sprouts out of the fridge and let them warm to room temperature. That way, they'll grind up in the garbage disposal easier. Then order a pizza.
2013-01-24 08:38:01 PM  
3 votes:
I tried eating 8 servings of broccoli per day once. I may have gotten happier, but everyone within a 10' radius around me became much less happy.
2013-01-24 09:06:24 PM  
2 votes:
That many wheelchairs has to be bad for the enamel.
2013-01-24 08:51:16 PM  
2 votes:

TheHappyCanadian: so why do (most) vegans always seem so angry?


you'd be pissed too if you looked that sickly and malnourished.
2013-01-24 08:47:54 PM  
2 votes:
www.wonkosworld.co.uk

Dear god that guy's psychic...
2013-01-24 08:43:43 PM  
2 votes:
Oh noes, vegetables is yucky and scary and cool people only eat bacon candy beer doughnuts.
2013-01-24 08:35:04 PM  
2 votes:

SpdrJay: I have a zucchini and a couple of roma tomatoes handy here if anyone's interested....


I have a haricot verde and a couple of raisins.
2013-01-24 11:07:10 PM  
1 votes:
It's because it makes you shiat better. The better your shiats, the better your mood. This is a basic human truth.
2013-01-24 09:57:13 PM  
1 votes:
It's true, though. Back when I lived on processed junk and two hamburgers a day, I craved nothing more than the sweet release of death.

Now that I'm a vegetarian, I find that all it takes to make me happy is the sweet release of other people's death. I'm not going to lie, it's been a real game-changer.
2013-01-24 09:52:29 PM  
1 votes:

soopey: Veggies seven times a day? I'll have to poop like four times a day? Who do I send the bill to for lost productivity while I'm in the can?

On a positive note, my scores on the Fark weekly quiz will go up.


small amounts, modest quantities. don't eat until you're full, just eat comfortably. years ago i followed a fruit, vegetable and water diet for a while. i became so thin i looked like i was dying of a social disease. i became borderline anemic and my doctor was very angry with me. but god, I was thin, and clothes just draped off my 6'-3" frame. my face took on a skeletal appearance and my adam's apple looked like it was protruding from my neck. it was awesome.
2013-01-24 09:32:22 PM  
1 votes:
This just in: People are happiest when they don't have to strain while taking a dump.
2013-01-24 09:11:23 PM  
1 votes:

thisispete: Smackledorfer: Unfortunately to get variety in ftesh veggies would double my grocery bill.

Fetish vegetables, huh?


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2013-01-24 09:07:01 PM  
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: Unfortunately to get variety in ftesh veggies would double my grocery bill.


Fetish vegetables, huh?
2013-01-24 09:01:03 PM  
1 votes:

vodka: This all goes back to the original tribes you came from . Everyone is different although I imagine there are significant portions are the population that came from similar tribes.
If you came from a meat-heavy tribe then that diet is healthier. The same goes for vegetable, grain heavy, or some tribes had a nice balance.
Evolution baby, how does it work?


Not like that.

Seriously, whoever thought that up is a crackpot.
2013-01-24 08:56:57 PM  
1 votes:
I you know how to properly cook vegetables, it shouldn't be a problem.

/Just smother the shiat outta everything with cheese and bacon
2013-01-24 08:56:08 PM  
1 votes:

TheHappyCanadian: so why do (most) vegans always seem so angry?

anarchyinyourhead.com

2013-01-24 08:55:49 PM  
1 votes:
www.nysrighttolife.org

OK but you get to clean her up afterwards
2013-01-24 08:51:28 PM  
1 votes:
I've found that well timed drug abuse is the key to happiness, YMMV.
2013-01-24 08:49:25 PM  
1 votes:
so why do (most) vegans always seem so angry?
2013-01-24 08:49:20 PM  
1 votes:
This all goes back to the original tribes you came from . Everyone is different although I imagine there are significant portions are the population that came from similar tribes.

If you came from a meat-heavy tribe then that diet is healthier. The same goes for vegetable, grain heavy, or some tribes had a nice balance.

Evolution baby, how does it work?
2013-01-24 08:39:51 PM  
1 votes:

EvilEgg: SpdrJay: I have a zucchini and a couple of roma tomatoes handy here if anyone's interested....

I have a haricot verde and a couple of raisins.


I have some purple drank. Purple is a type of vegetable.
 
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