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(NJ.com)   Rex Ryan says Mark Sanchez needs to "erase his hard drive," presumably to get rid of the C:\Run:BUTTFUMBLE command   (nj.com) divider line 50
    More: Amusing, Mark Sanchez, Rex Ryan, Marty Mornhinweg, Jeff Garcia  
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2013-01-24 06:25:45 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-24 06:28:49 PM
Can watch for hours

Link
 
2013-01-24 06:30:23 PM
Always a great sign when your starting qb needs to relearn the game of football from scratch.
 
2013-01-24 06:35:08 PM
What kind of dirt does Sanchez have on him? How he can continue to stand behind Mr. Buttfumble is beyond me.
 
2013-01-24 06:46:52 PM

scottydoesntknow: What kind of dirt does Sanchez have on him? How he can continue to stand behind Mr. Buttfumble is beyond me.


It's called an $8.25 million contract guarantee that the Jets are stuck with for next season, no matter what (because no GM on any other team would be crazy enough to eat that guarantee *plus* his yearly salary to have the "honor" of having Buttfumble as his starting QB).
 
2013-01-24 06:47:14 PM
So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.
 
2013-01-24 06:50:30 PM

neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.


That's because the Diamondbacks are apparently emulating the Marlins.
 
2013-01-24 06:53:14 PM

ClavellBCMI: neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.

That's because the Diamondbacks are apparently emulating the Marlins.


I dunno, we didn't hire a Latino coach who's talking about how much he respects the drug cartel leaders in Mexico....
 
2013-01-24 06:53:29 PM
i'd say the child porn aka FBI search warrant
 
2013-01-24 06:55:44 PM
Mark Sanchez is the Zip Drive of QBs. Eventually the Click of Death will do you in.
 
2013-01-24 07:08:55 PM
In Cardinals related news (nobody farking cares I know) Ray Horton said in an interview that he "unequivocally" could have had Norv for OC if he was promoted. Which was the coaching combo every Cards fan I know wanted to get.
 
2013-01-24 07:22:42 PM
Is it just a given that there's a weird sex thing going on with these two and mrs. ryan?
 
2013-01-24 07:30:56 PM
2013 Fark Headline of the Year nominee.
 
2013-01-24 07:34:16 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-24 07:44:53 PM
I finally saw the whole play recently. The running back went the wrong way, so he immediately turned and ran ... into infamy. This is a play that shall live in infamy. Yes, I find that funny.
 
2013-01-24 07:55:56 PM

Nadie_AZ: I finally saw the whole play recently. The running back went the wrong way, so he immediately turned and ran ... into infamy. This is a play that shall live in infamy. Yes, I find that funny.


You're not the only one. I can never ever get tired of that play. When I have a shiatty day, I just watch that clip over and over again.
 
2013-01-24 08:13:37 PM

Rev.K: 2013 Fark Headline of the Year nominee.


agreed

/lol
//slashies
 
2013-01-24 08:51:49 PM
Sanchez should be one of those new male price is right models
 
2013-01-24 08:58:13 PM
C:\run? Really?
 
2013-01-24 09:12:16 PM

neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.


I submitted one this morning and even trying to include Kate Upton to sweeten the pot.

We could always just threadjack.
 
2013-01-24 09:21:15 PM

The Bestest: neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.

I submitted one this morning and even trying to include Kate Upton to sweeten the pot.

We could always just threadjack.


I'm so happy that after all of this talk of my team getting a quality SS for him, they did!
/wtf
//I wonder how well he'll work with his brother
 
2013-01-24 09:45:06 PM

Rev.K: 2013 Fark Headline of the Year nominee.


No. No, no, no. HOTY can't have a massive syntax error. It makes certain people twitchy.

//Certain people.
 
2013-01-24 10:15:53 PM
The Buttfumble will never not be funny.
 
2013-01-24 10:27:36 PM

neuroflare: The Bestest: neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.

I submitted one this morning and even trying to include Kate Upton to sweeten the pot.

We could always just threadjack.

I'm so happy that after all of this talk of my team getting a quality SS for him, they did!
/wtf
//I wonder how well he'll work with his brother


D-Backs really should've acquired one of the top two prospects.
 
2013-01-24 10:30:44 PM

davidphogan: C:\run? Really?


I'm still trying to figure out what the hell subby was smoking when he/she wrote this.
 
2013-01-24 11:00:38 PM

davidphogan: C:\run? Really?


Shouldn't it be

C:> BUTTFU~1.exe

?

SkylineRecords: neuroflare: The Bestest: neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.

I submitted one this morning and even trying to include Kate Upton to sweeten the pot.

We could always just threadjack.

I'm so happy that after all of this talk of my team getting a quality SS for him, they did!
/wtf
//I wonder how well he'll work with his brother

D-Backs really should've acquired one of the top two prospects.


I think Towers unwittingly drove the price of Upton so far down that he couldn't pull that. What else does he expect to get after publicly advertising constantly that he doesn't want the player?
 
2013-01-24 11:18:32 PM

Gonz: Rev.K: 2013 Fark Headline of the Year nominee.

No. No, no, no. HOTY can't have a massive syntax error. It makes certain people twitchy.

//Certain people.


This. Not even HOTW material.
 
2013-01-24 11:48:29 PM

neuroflare: Shouldn't it be

C:> BUTTFU~1.exe

?



Thinking twice, that could mean buttfark and earn a 2 after the tilde
 
2013-01-24 11:49:30 PM
I think it would be "Delete C:\ButtFu~1.com" if we are going old school
 
2013-01-25 12:45:45 AM

machoprogrammer: I think it would be "Delete C:\ButtFu~1.com" if we are going old school


ButtFu is the name of my Foo Fighters cover band.
 
2013-01-25 01:43:16 AM
C:\RUN:cockpunchtebow.exe
 
2013-01-25 03:13:04 AM

scottydoesntknow: What kind of dirt does Sanchez have on him? How he can continue to stand behind Mr. Buttfumble is beyond me.


IMHO its pretty obvious Sanchez bangs Rex's wife.
 
2013-01-25 03:13:58 AM

havocmike: Is it just a given that there's a weird sex thing going on with these two and mrs. ryan?


yes. yes it is.
 
2013-01-25 05:31:44 AM
I still say Sanchez is not a terrible QB. He's given no support, no room to grow, no one to play with and in the season where he should have broken out, the owner introduced a giant QB Controversy that hung over him the entire season. Some QBs are so talented they can rise above single handedly. P. Manning, Brady, ect. A lot are very good, but can't do it on their own. E. Manning, Flacco, Ryan, ect. That doesn't mean the latter group is bad at all, but they do need something more. Sanchez is in that group. But you take a QB in that group and give him NOTHING? Well, he looks like how Sanchez does now.

I don't think anyone could have succeeded in the Jets organization in the last few years.
 
2013-01-25 06:05:42 AM
All I know is that I'll be able to tell my daughter, who is 1 year old, that I saw the buttfumble live, just as many times as my old man told me about how he saw the Theismann leg break live, which is somewhere between 20 and 30 times before shes 18.... And I'm proud of that...
 
2013-01-25 06:16:54 AM
c:\my documents\feetpics\
 
2013-01-25 06:32:50 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Buttfumble will never not be funny.


This is easily the 518th time I've read the word online, not to me the countless mentions on TV and in conversation.

And I'm  still laughing at it.
 
2013-01-25 07:56:14 AM
$:mv career.tar /dev/null
 
2013-01-25 08:04:54 AM

the lord god: havocmike: Is it just a given that there's a weird sex thing going on with these two and mrs. ryan?

yes. yes it is.



assets.nydailynews.com
wtvg.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-01-25 09:06:39 AM

Pvt Joker: the lord god: havocmike: Is it just a given that there's a weird sex thing going on with these two and mrs. ryan?

yes. yes it is.

wtvg.images.worldnow.com


WHERE THE fark ARE HER HANDS?!?! She has no hands!
 
2013-01-25 09:11:55 AM

Publikwerks: WHERE THE fark ARE HER HANDS?!?! She has no hands!


Sanchez has no need for hands.
 
P0e
2013-01-25 09:14:05 AM
What no one remembers is that the Butt Fumble was part of a 6 play sequence that had the Pats score 3 TD, and the Jets fumble 3 times in the span of 1:05 game time. The BUTTFUMBLE was returned for a TD, and the ensuing kickoff was fumbled and RETURNED FOR A TD AS WELL. That sequence was the death of their season.
 
2013-01-25 09:24:30 AM

P0e: What no one remembers is that the Butt Fumble was part of a 6 play sequence that had the Pats score 3 TD, and the Jets fumble 3 times in the span of 1:05 game time. The BUTTFUMBLE was returned for a TD, and the ensuing kickoff was fumbled and RETURNED FOR A TD AS WELL. That sequence was the death of their season.


I remember it well actually. Probably in my top 5 moments of being a Pats fan.
 
2013-01-25 09:34:03 AM

Publikwerks: WHERE THE fark ARE HER HANDS?!?! She has no hands!


Rex only needs her feet.
 
2013-01-25 09:35:52 AM

ClavellBCMI: scottydoesntknow: What kind of dirt does Sanchez have on him? How he can continue to stand behind Mr. Buttfumble is beyond me.

It's called an $8.25 million contract guarantee that the Jets are stuck with for next season, no matter what (because no GM on any other team would be crazy enough to eat that guarantee *plus* his yearly salary to have the "honor" of having Buttfumble as his starting QB).


exactly. the money is already spent. he might as well be on the roster
 
2013-01-25 09:51:39 AM
i48.photobucket.com

i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 09:56:38 AM

The Bestest: neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.

I submitted one this morning and even trying to include Kate Upton to sweeten the pot.

We could always just threadjack.


It's shortpants season in Kentucky.
 
2013-01-25 09:58:56 AM
I've always thought you could do a decent parody song called BUTT FUMBLE, set to the music of ROCK LOBSTER.
 
2013-01-25 10:41:42 AM

neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.


Me: Jim, someone is talking about baseball in a Buttfumble thread.

Jim:  I would like to lodge a firm, but polite complaint.
 
2013-01-25 11:06:48 AM

roc6783: neuroflare: So moar Rex and the Jets and no thread about the Snakes being fleeced for J-Up by the Braves.

Me: Jim, someone is talking about baseball in a Buttfumble thread.

Jim:  I would like to lodge a firm, but polite complaint.


Apparently Peter King has a Fark account.
 
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