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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)   New county sheriff finds old county sheriff hid 100s of unserved warrants in cubicles, boxes, drawers, employee homes "[b]'ecause of friendship, family, just people that they know"   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Chester County, cybersex, Wbtv, arrest warrants  
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8097 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2013 at 7:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-24 07:13:22 PM  
2 votes:
The sheriff in question...
2013-01-24 08:47:08 PM  
1 vote:

Elegy: Or sure. That's what THEY want you to believe. You think that THEY would show you the corruption on TV? But if you dig deeper, the truth is out there...


*shakes tiny internet fist at*
2013-01-24 08:41:48 PM  
1 vote:

"HEE HEE HEE, We got them Duke boys now, ain't we, Flash!?! We gonna lock em up tighter than a frogs ass."

"I get it! A frog's ass is watertight, isn't it Sheriff!?! If I never hear that damn car horn playin' Dixie as it's pullin' away from me while I'm stuck in a swamp, it'll be too soon!"

"Yep, we gonna put 'em in the hoosegow!"

Now Boss Hogg, you just hold on a minnit! Don't forget about them pitchers I got of you corrupting the morals of them underage donkeys down to the roadhouse..."

"Sheriff, there has been a development. We is a gonna just sit on them there warrants."

"If'n I get one of them pitchers from Uncle Jesse, would you autygraph it for me Boss Hogg?"

"Anus, Imma gonna autograph your ass with my boot if you don't find a good hidey hole for them thar' warrants!"

All's well that ends well, in Chester County!"
2013-01-24 07:42:09 PM  
1 vote:

2013-01-24 06:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
Can you imagine the sh*t Sheriff Joe's successor will find? I really don't want to know how much it'll cost us tax payers when that happens.
2013-01-24 06:15:49 PM  
1 vote:
100s means it's going beyond friends and family. Someone's getting kickbacks,
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-24 06:13:33 PM  
1 vote:
A conference room table at the Law Enforcement Complex in Chester is stacked with hundreds of arrest warrants that have either been unserved or not entered into a database that tells deputies a subject has an warrant for their arrest.

Some of those people have probably had the warrant cleared -- they made it to court without being arrested on a warrant -- but it will be reactivated and they'll get arrested.

Every so often police and court clerks will go through a 20 year old file cabinet and enter the contents into the computer. And you'll have your license revoked for a 20 year old ticket that you may or may not have paid, but the computer says you didn't.
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