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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)   New county sheriff finds old county sheriff hid 100s of unserved warrants in cubicles, boxes, drawers, employee homes "[b]'ecause of friendship, family, just people that they know"   ( divider line 4
    More: Obvious, Chester County, cybersex, Wbtv, arrest warrants  
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8083 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2013 at 7:10 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-24 06:04:12 PM  
3 votes:
one rule for them, another rule for everyone else.
2013-01-24 08:41:48 PM  
1 votes:

"HEE HEE HEE, We got them Duke boys now, ain't we, Flash!?! We gonna lock em up tighter than a frogs ass."

"I get it! A frog's ass is watertight, isn't it Sheriff!?! If I never hear that damn car horn playin' Dixie as it's pullin' away from me while I'm stuck in a swamp, it'll be too soon!"

"Yep, we gonna put 'em in the hoosegow!"

Now Boss Hogg, you just hold on a minnit! Don't forget about them pitchers I got of you corrupting the morals of them underage donkeys down to the roadhouse..."

"Sheriff, there has been a development. We is a gonna just sit on them there warrants."

"If'n I get one of them pitchers from Uncle Jesse, would you autygraph it for me Boss Hogg?"

"Anus, Imma gonna autograph your ass with my boot if you don't find a good hidey hole for them thar' warrants!"

All's well that ends well, in Chester County!"
2013-01-24 07:13:22 PM  
1 votes:
The sheriff in question...
2013-01-24 06:22:16 PM  
1 votes:
Can you imagine the sh*t Sheriff Joe's successor will find? I really don't want to know how much it'll cost us tax payers when that happens.
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