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(Social News Daily)   "When The Zombies Come" is a short YouTube documentary about zombie preparedness at a local ACE Hardware. It got into Sundance and DragonCon. It also got all of the ACE employees in the film fired   (socialnewsdaily.com) divider line 88
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2013-01-24 06:05:42 PM
Minimum wage jobs are temporary glory is forever!!
 
2013-01-24 06:13:18 PM
They should just do a "Red Dawn" (2012) and digitally edit the ACE logo. Make it "ASS Hardware" or something.
 
2013-01-24 06:18:32 PM
Isn't unregulated capitalism glorious?
 
2013-01-24 06:27:12 PM
That made it into sundance and dragoncon? Wtf.
 
2013-01-24 06:30:15 PM
Hahahaha ACE looks like such an ass right now! Instead of waiting to see what people thought, they automatically jumped on the "ANY VIOLENCE IS BAD AND WE WILL TAKE A STAND AGAINST IT, EVEN IF IT'S PURELY FANTASY!"

I think we need a zombie protest at every ACE hardware. Just have a bunch of people dressed up like zombies line up against the windows clawing and moaning at the people inside.
 
2013-01-24 06:35:36 PM
that was not good.

it wasn't amusing. it wasn't enjoyable. it wasn't interesting. it wasn't ambitious. it wasn't original.

that was somebody recording 10 minutes of their Facebook page.
 
2013-01-24 06:36:26 PM
All it takes is one idiot to watch that movie, pick up a rake, and hit his brother on the head while shouting "KILL THE ZOMBIE" before the dumb mother laywers up and sues ACE Hardware for condoning a movie like that being made in one of its stores (it's not like the judge in the case can throw it out for being frivolous - the law's have to be written to make sure no one takes any personal responsibility for anything anymore).

Knowing this, ACE needed to protect its ass from liability and had to fire everyone involved.

Blame the lawyers.
 
2013-01-24 06:38:24 PM

Hydra: All it takes is one idiot to watch that movie, pick up a rake, and hit his brother on the head while shouting "KILL THE ZOMBIE" before the dumb mother laywers up and sues ACE Hardware for condoning a movie like that being made in one of its stores (it's not like the judge in the case can throw it out for being frivolous - the law's laws have to be written to make sure no one takes any personal responsibility for anything anymore).

Knowing this, ACE needed to protect its ass from liability and had to fire everyone involved.

Blame the lawyers.


*Sigh* goddamnit....

/been at work too long
 
2013-01-24 06:41:05 PM

GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism an overly litigous society full of assholes looking for huge payouts from frivolous lawsuits glorious?


FTFY
 
2013-01-24 06:43:58 PM

Hydra: GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism an overly litigous society full of assholes looking for huge payouts from frivolous lawsuits glorious?

FTFY


Hey, look over there!  Don't pay attention to what actually just happened!
 
2013-01-24 06:44:04 PM
An open topped Jeep is not "zombie ready"
 
2013-01-24 06:44:30 PM

scottydoesntknow: Hahahaha ACE looks like such an ass right now! Instead of waiting to see what people thought, they automatically jumped on the "ANY VIOLENCE IS BAD AND WE WILL TAKE A STAND AGAINST IT, EVEN IF IT'S PURELY FANTASY!"

I think we need a zombie protest at every ACE hardware. Just have a bunch of people dressed up like zombies line up against the windows clawing and moaning at the people inside.


That would be awesome.  If I was ACE, I would have hired the guy to do an online ad, with a general "for all yer zombie killin needs' take.  They're not thinking about the opportunity that this presents.
 
2013-01-24 06:45:12 PM
and once again a subby can just pull shiat out of their ass to entice a green:

"It also got all of the ACE employees in the film fired"

yet nothing of the sort is evident anywhere in that article.

and as for Jon Hurst, he absolutely deserves to be fired, if not for the filming and broadcast, just for his comments at the end about customers (as true as they may be). you can't insult your customer base and expect to still maintain employment. welcome to the real world.

Ace needs to find out how they can best support this homework-assignment while still maintaining some corporate responsibility.
 
2013-01-24 06:46:10 PM
...and maybe they should have asked one of their friends who speaks English as a first language to go through and edit their script.
 
2013-01-24 06:49:56 PM
man... I made it about 6.5 minutes through it and that was only because I was multitasking.  That was a giant ball of suck.
 
2013-01-24 06:51:40 PM
Hey kids, when you let a camera crew follow you around at work, and they catch you surfing google, goofing off, talking about killing things (even zombies), and just plain being not useful, don't be surprised if that video gets out to the wrong people (your boss) and they re evaluate their need for you.

/always look busy
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-24 06:55:08 PM

timujin: An open topped Jeep is not "zombie ready"


That was my first thought. 90% zombie ready my ass, that's a friggin' zombie food cart
 
2013-01-24 06:57:50 PM
Oh, and being videoed with your guns on the roof of the damned building, especially the one with the big scope.........WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?
 
2013-01-24 07:12:48 PM
this whole thing seems like it was done just so he could get into the pants of his coworker.

male coworker or female coworker? I haven't decided yet.

/but she is cute. in a 'give her a few wine coolers and a cigarette and after you finger blast her she'll let you use her sweet, sweet titties as a canvas for your sock-seed and then she'll stalk you until you graduate' kind of way.
 
2013-01-24 07:13:39 PM
I'm calling it, and bookmarking for future reference when the ACE Hardware commercial shows up during "The Walking Dead".
 
2013-01-24 07:17:24 PM

basemetal: Oh, and being videoed with your guns on the roof of the damned building, especially the one with the big scope.........WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?


Yeah I am pretty sure that would be a fireable offense everywhere I've ever worked.
 
2013-01-24 07:18:12 PM
ACE is completely overreacting to this. I love how they are trying to get it "removed from all online sources" and are "aghast and outraged" over it. Their FB statement is so weird, that if I didn't know this was a short film about fighting zombies, I would assume that someone killed puppies in an ACE hardware store and put the video on YouTube, or something.

This will be a lovely negative-PR shiatstorm in the making.

Good luck at the film festivals, you intrepid movie-makers.

/Fark you, ACE Hardware
 
2013-01-24 07:26:35 PM
Another example of a corporation with zero sense of humor. A better response would just be asking them to add a disclaimer to the beginning (e.g., ACE Hardware has no involvement..... whatever) or just to edit the name in the video to be AAA Hardware or something. Also definitely no need for people to be fired over it.

And of course, due to the Streisand effect this relatively pointless and uninteresting video will get 20 times the views it would have otherwise. Way to be counterproductive, ACE.
 
2013-01-24 07:26:59 PM
johnnieconnie:

Good luck at the film festivals, you intrepid movie-makers.
 You misspelled "inept".
 
2013-01-24 07:34:50 PM

timujin: johnnieconnie:

Good luck at the film festivals, you intrepid movie-makers.
 You misspelled "inept".


It may not have been very good, but it was bold and daring to make the film the way they did, apparently, considering the consequences.
 
2013-01-24 07:36:38 PM
Oh no, free advertising! Quick, somebody sue somebody!
 
2013-01-24 07:38:42 PM
I'd love to read what ACE wrote...but the quote was stuck on a page THAT CAN'T BE ENLARGED, YOU farkING ASSHOLES!!!!

Seriously, what web style is hard-coded column thing? Sorry, but tablets abound, and not being able to resize a web page is unforgiveable.
 
2013-01-24 07:41:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-24 07:43:03 PM
Every single time I have dealt with ACE Hardware, it's been a colossal pain in the ass. This just gives me one more reason to not want to do business with them. You're "appalled" and "aghast" that someone would dare use your name for a short like this? How about simply "We didn't give consent and we have to protect our brand"? Screw you, ACE.
 
2013-01-24 07:54:26 PM
The video was crap, but the official ACE response was worse.

Lighten up Francis.
 
2013-01-24 07:57:43 PM
Dammit Ace. I've been going to you for years despite both a Lowes and HD being closer. Not a cool move.
 
2013-01-24 07:59:13 PM
" If anyone has ever worked in retail they know exactly what I'm talking about."

I LOLed
 
2013-01-24 08:08:00 PM
Zombies this, zombies that. fark zombies, and people who are apparently sexually aroused by the thought of zombie apocalypse.
 
2013-01-24 08:14:46 PM
ACE shouldn't have fired them, it should've politely dropped them off at a mental health facility.
 
2013-01-24 08:15:16 PM
See what social progressivism gets you?

You get fired.

You get eaten by ZOMBIES.

Goddam liberal zombies.
 
2013-01-24 08:20:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Hahahaha ACE looks like such an ass right now! Instead of waiting to see what people thought, they automatically jumped on the "ANY VIOLENCE IS BAD AND WE WILL TAKE A STAND AGAINST IT, EVEN IF IT'S PURELY FANTASY!"

I think we need a zombie protest at every ACE hardware. Just have a bunch of people dressed up like zombies line up against the windows clawing and moaning at the people inside.


Or they jumped onto the "you don't get to use company resources, including the brand name and locations, without permission and/or paying a license fee, and being an employee certainly doesn't entitle you to fark around with the company's property and abuse your key access".

You know, the relatively reasonable stance of basically every company, ever.

If they'd taken the week or so to get approval for this in advance there'd have been no problem whatsoever. It is actually better to ask permission than forgiveness when you're doing something like using someone else's property as a shooting location without permission.

//Firing them and filing a trademark complaint is reasonable, all they have to do is scrub direct references and the movie can go forward. If Ace was to be a dick they could effectively prevent the movie from ever being published instead by working the "misappropriated company property" angle to force them to ditch most of the scenes entirely.
 
2013-01-24 08:24:07 PM

GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism glorious?


Ever read the Uniform Commercial Code for your state?
 
2013-01-24 08:25:58 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x338]


I know if I showed up at my job with a scoped hi-powered rifle and made a video they'd be totally cool with it!!

oh wait...

/isn't ACE franchised anyway?
 
2013-01-24 08:28:26 PM

calbert: this whole thing seems like it was done just so he could get into the pants of his coworker.

male coworker or female coworker? I haven't decided yet.

/but she is cute. in a 'give her a few wine coolers and a cigarette and after you finger blast her she'll let you use her sweet, sweet titties as a canvas for your sock-seed and then she'll stalk you until you graduate' kind of way.


No one would ever do that.

theawesomer.com

www.ufunk.net
 
2013-01-24 08:28:57 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x338]


i.imgur.com
I wasn't even supposed to be in today!
 
2013-01-24 08:30:06 PM
Hydra [TotalFark]
...Knowing this, ACE needed to protect its ass from liability and had to fire everyone involved.

Blame the lawyers.

*Sigh* goddamnit....


No, blame the 12 idiots that sit in jury boxes and let leaches win.
 
2013-01-24 08:45:02 PM

Jim_Callahan: You know, the relatively reasonable stance of basically every company, ever.


No, a reasonable company would ask a disclaimer be added and be done with it. Firing the employees and scouring the internet is a completely overblown reaction to filming a few people talking in and around a store.
 
2013-01-24 08:46:05 PM
hey i thought the video was funny, which makes me a firebrand or a trailblazer or some other compound word
 
2013-01-24 08:48:00 PM
Well, that was, different.
The funny thing i found with the video was the complete lack of understanding how infrastructure works after disasters/ zombie apocolypses. He seems to be under the impression that there will be electricity keeping that food cold so he can eat like a king.And, he also lacks basic understanding about what autozone actually carries at a small podunk store, so, i doubt that he will be able to fix anything.
A hardware store is a good place, but not to hole up in.to raid-yes.
And I wont even bother with him thinking that his mobile phone will work because theres a tower that goes 150, a thousand feet up in the air.
 
2013-01-24 08:52:37 PM

GAT_00: Hydra: GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism an overly litigous society full of assholes looking for huge payouts from frivolous lawsuits glorious?

FTFY

Hey, look over there!  Don't pay attention to what actually just happened!


I'm sure this never would have happened with a gold standard.
 
2013-01-24 08:52:57 PM
So ACE Hardware is apparently unaware of how they could have used this to give their company major cool points in social media and helped spread their brand among the younger demographic and instead will do the exact opposite?

Good job, guys. If you're even luckier, some other hardware store will pick up on this and go with a clever trendy "We're the store you go to to prepare for the zombie invasion" ad campaign to make ACE look even sillier.
 
2013-01-24 08:59:20 PM

basemetal: Hey kids, when you let a camera crew follow you around at work, and they catch you surfing google, goofing off, talking about killing things (even zombies), and just plain being not useful, don't be surprised if that video gets out to the wrong people (your boss) and they re evaluate their need for you.

/always look busy


Don't forget to grovel and kowtow. Bosses love groveling and kowtowing.
 
2013-01-24 09:04:20 PM

alienated: And I wont even bother with him thinking that his mobile phone will work because theres a tower that goes 150, a thousand feet up in the air.


Well if you accept the word of George A. Romero as Canon, the film Diary of the Dead shows not only smartphones, but YouTube and the internet working well into the Z.A.
 
2013-01-24 09:28:46 PM
Jebus, these guys at ACE Corporate are not only humorless, they're morons.  They should embrace the free publicity...it will pay off for them much better than the backlash that being whiny biatches will.

FunkOut: So ACE Hardware is apparently unaware of how they could have used this to give their company major cool points in social media and helped spread their brand among the younger demographic and instead will do the exact opposite?


Exactly

GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism glorious?


Yes, it is...because the backlash that ACE will feel from this is a result of the free market.
 
2013-01-24 09:33:40 PM

johnnieconnie: timujin: johnnieconnie:

Good luck at the film festivals, you intrepid movie-makers.
You misspelled "inept".

It may not have been very good, but it was bold and daring stupid and moronic to make the film the way they did, apparently, considering the consequences.


Bold and daring is when you risk your reputation to prove that an unpopular convict is innocent of their crime in the name of justice. Bold and daring is putting your life on the line to reveal atrocities performed at the hands of a highly-guarded dictator. Bold and daring is when you disregard your own safety to expose the transgressions of a beloved institution. Bold and daring is not half-assing a short documentary homework assignment about your idiot buddy and his incredibly stupid and poorly thought out hypothetical plan to survive a zombie apocalypse that he knows will never happen while getting a company's legal team on your ass because you have no idea what you're doing and didn't stop to think that you need permission to use their trademarks and facilities when you publicly distribute your video (in other words, Filmmaking 101: Either get permission or cover it up).
 
2013-01-24 09:34:45 PM

rtaylor92: Dammit Ace. I've been going to you for years despite both a Lowes and HD being closer. Not a cool move.


Really?

Do you want to shop at a location that is cool with their employees bringing guns to work and hiring people that appear to be paranoid and sociopathic? And at the very end when the guy talks about how much he wants to murder his customers. Yeah, management should LOVE the idea that their brand is associated with these dumbfarks.
 
2013-01-24 10:15:06 PM
when I first saw this I thought it was viral marketing for Ace. why else would the logo be all over it?

methinks someone in marketing didn't get full approval for this.
 
2013-01-24 10:17:08 PM
the Westlake Ace Hardware center is also an official Zombie Preparedness Center.

yep, this is an amazing amount of bullshiat from Ace corporate.

Link
 
2013-01-24 10:23:31 PM
Is ACE owned by some fundie family or something? The twitter butthurt for corporate is way over the top for what the film warrants. Secondly ACE does not own ace.com, the branding experts should spend more time fixing that and less time ranting about this.
 
2013-01-24 10:30:14 PM

spamdog: Zombies this, zombies that. fark zombies, and people who are apparently sexually aroused by the thought of zombie apocalypse.


Zombies are played out. Liches and grave dirt golems deserve their time in the sun.
 
2013-01-24 10:32:29 PM

DrunkenBob: spamdog: Zombies this, zombies that. fark zombies, and people who are apparently sexually aroused by the thought of zombie apocalypse.

Zombies are played out. Liches and grave dirt golems deserve their time in the sun.


Golems totally crack with extended sunbaths.
 
2013-01-24 10:49:19 PM

dumbobruni: the Westlake Ace Hardware center is also an official Zombie Preparedness Center.

yep, this is an amazing amount of bullshiat from Ace corporate.

Link


Thats a whole lots of cool right there. Me zombie or me Human guides too boot. Thanks for sharing
 
2013-01-24 10:56:45 PM
I'm fascinated by the way that guy speaks.
 
2013-01-24 11:02:49 PM

GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism glorious?


techredible.com
 
2013-01-24 11:03:36 PM
That's it, I'm taking my shopping to S-Mart.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/"shop smart, shop s-mart"
 
2013-01-24 11:53:14 PM

Jim_Callahan: scottydoesntknow: Hahahaha ACE looks like such an ass right now! Instead of waiting to see what people thought, they automatically jumped on the "ANY VIOLENCE IS BAD AND WE WILL TAKE A STAND AGAINST IT, EVEN IF IT'S PURELY FANTASY!"

I think we need a zombie protest at every ACE hardware. Just have a bunch of people dressed up like zombies line up against the windows clawing and moaning at the people inside.

Or they jumped onto the "you don't get to use company resources, including the brand name and locations, without permission and/or paying a license fee, and being an employee certainly doesn't entitle you to fark around with the company's property and abuse your key access".

You know, the relatively reasonable stance of basically every company, ever.


cdn2.socialnewsdaily.com

So who should I believe? You, or the ACE Hardware Facebook page?
 
2013-01-25 12:11:33 AM
Given that "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" on literally every gun forum and SHTF nutbar site out there, I don't think calling this hate speech is a stretch. These kids knew about that, they're on the internet. ACE is well within it's rights to get pretty farking upset that these kids made a live-action Turner Diaries with their brand.
 
2013-01-25 12:22:29 AM

willfullyobscure: ... "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" ...


Wait, what?
 
2013-01-25 12:28:12 AM
"in case a zombie pipe bong goes wrong."
 
2013-01-25 01:06:58 AM

willfullyobscure: Given that "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" on literally every gun forum and SHTF nutbar site out there, I don't think calling this hate speech is a stretch. These kids knew about that, they're on the internet. ACE is well within it's rights to get pretty farking upset that these kids made a live-action Turner Diaries with their brand.


Sorry but no, it's not a widely known term for blacks and Hispanics. Other than one low ranking definition on Urban Dictionary (32 votes total as a racist slur describing blacks) i couldn't find one reference to zombie being slang/racial slur in the first 10 pages of a Google search under Zombie.
 
2013-01-25 01:50:38 AM
When the zombie apocalypse really happens, I'm going to Home Depot. Those ACE losers obviously don't take this problem seriously.
 
2013-01-25 02:07:28 AM

calbert: and once again a subby can just pull shiat out of their ass to entice a green:

"It also got all of the ACE employees in the film fired"

yet nothing of the sort is evident anywhere in that article.


True. TFA only talks about one guy's technical firing:

SND: I have to ask. Did any of the cast get punished for their involvement in the film, up to and including termination?

Hurst:
The main employee that shares his plan (Alex Warner) has not been officially fired, but he has lost all of his hours and has been taken off the schedule, though he is still an employee. Pretty much backing him into a corner to quit.

calbert: and as for Jon Hurst, he absolutely deserves to be fired, if not for the filming and broadcast, just for his comments at the end about customers (as true as they may be). you can't insult your customer base and expect to still maintain employment. welcome to the real world.


This. I began reading the article and felt bad for him, but then I watched the video.
While I'm all for planning for the zombie apocalypse, the implications that a) his whole town is stupid, b) He'd like to straight up murder them kinda stood out. Also, the whole "Using old folk zombies for target practice" would have been a reasonable joke if it weren't for the actual on-camera visit to the old folk's home.

/That and his plan is full of holes.
 
2013-01-25 02:27:53 AM

Shadyman: That and his plan is full of holes.


I especially like how he thinks that it'll be business as usual for all of the surrounding stores. Those stores will always be opened, and staffed, and stocked and re-stocked as needed... the stores will never lose power and the water supply and infrastructure will never be affected. Their debit and credit cards will work as usual.

the big propane tank out back will be refiled as needed and the gasoline tanker trucks will make their usual stops. and when they get bored of killing zombies, they can just use their cell phones to text friends. they can update their Facebook pages and surf the internet. maybe reserve a dvd at the Redbox down the street. or do some Amazon shopping...
 
2013-01-25 02:30:20 AM
I wonder where they might have gotten the idea to associate Ace Hardware with zombies...

i2.minus.com


From a 2011 promotion here: Link
 
2013-01-25 04:23:47 AM

zjbs14: I wonder where they might have gotten the idea to associate Ace Hardware with zombies...

[i2.minus.com image 533x540]


From a 2011 promotion here: Link


Wow...that makes them seem even douchier...
 
2013-01-25 04:59:55 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Every single time I have dealt with ACE Hardware, it's been a colossal pain in the ass. This just gives me one more reason to not want to do business with them. You're "appalled" and "aghast" that someone would dare use your name for a short like this? How about simply "We didn't give consent and we have to protect our brand"? Screw you, ACE.


Serious question: How is shopping at a small hardware store a colossal pain in the ass? ACE is for getting in and getting out. I've bought light bulbs, gotten keys made, bought random hardware like nails, screws, D rings, and the like. I've always found what I went in for with minimal effort. And my local ACE has a pretty good kitchen department. Got a toaster and some cast iron from them.

What happened on your trips there to piss you off?
 
2013-01-25 07:09:09 AM
We are making every effort to remove this video from all online sources.

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-01-25 08:03:56 AM

madgonad: rtaylor92: Dammit Ace. I've been going to you for years despite both a Lowes and HD being closer. Not a cool move.

Really?

Do you want to shop at a location that is cool with their employees bringing guns to work and hiring people that appear to be paranoid and sociopathic? And at the very end when the guy talks about how much he wants to murder his customers. Yeah, management should LOVE the idea that their brand is associated with these dumbfarks.


Did Quick Stop's business erupt after Clerks?
 
2013-01-25 09:26:33 AM

basemetal: Oh, and being videoed with your guns on the roof of the damned building, especially the one with the big scope.........WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?


this.

all the dialogue about killing the 'old people zombies for target practice' aside, being on the roof of said store with 3 guns is likely a fireable offense even without the movie.
 
2013-01-25 09:29:28 AM

ReapTheChaos: willfullyobscure: Given that "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" on literally every gun forum and SHTF nutbar site out there, I don't think calling this hate speech is a stretch. These kids knew about that, they're on the internet. ACE is well within it's rights to get pretty farking upset that these kids made a live-action Turner Diaries with their brand.

Sorry but no, it's not a widely known term for blacks and Hispanics. Other than one low ranking definition on Urban Dictionary (32 votes total as a racist slur describing blacks) i couldn't find one reference to zombie being slang/racial slur in the first 10 pages of a Google search under Zombie.


LMGTFY

You people need to get out more. Why do you think AR-15 sales are through the roof for the last 5-6 years? Did you think it was on accident?
 
2013-01-25 09:33:11 AM

willfullyobscure: ReapTheChaos: willfullyobscure: Given that "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" on literally every gun forum and SHTF nutbar site out there, I don't think calling this hate speech is a stretch. These kids knew about that, they're on the internet. ACE is well within it's rights to get pretty farking upset that these kids made a live-action Turner Diaries with their brand.

Sorry but no, it's not a widely known term for blacks and Hispanics. Other than one low ranking definition on Urban Dictionary (32 votes total as a racist slur describing blacks) i couldn't find one reference to zombie being slang/racial slur in the first 10 pages of a Google search under Zombie.

LMGTFY

You people need to get out more. Why do you think AR-15 sales are through the roof for the last 5-6 years? Did you think it was on accident?


Pardon. the string you should enter into Google is zombies+n*ggers+SHTF
BE AMAZED
 
2013-01-25 09:35:41 AM

willfullyobscure: ReapTheChaos: willfullyobscure: Given that "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" on literally every gun forum and SHTF nutbar site out there, I don't think calling this hate speech is a stretch. These kids knew about that, they're on the internet. ACE is well within it's rights to get pretty farking upset that these kids made a live-action Turner Diaries with their brand.

Sorry but no, it's not a widely known term for blacks and Hispanics. Other than one low ranking definition on Urban Dictionary (32 votes total as a racist slur describing blacks) i couldn't find one reference to zombie being slang/racial slur in the first 10 pages of a Google search under Zombie.

LMGTFY

You people need to get out more. Why do you think AR-15 sales are through the roof for the last 5-6 years? Did you think it was on accident?


WTF are you smoking? Do you think The Walking Dead (the freaking TV show they namedropped repeatedly in the movie, might I add) is a TV adaptation of The Turner Diaries? Do you think all those "zombie walks" people are putting on are a bunch of people walking around in giant sombreros?
 
2013-01-25 09:36:52 AM

willfullyobscure: willfullyobscure: ReapTheChaos: willfullyobscure: Given that "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" on literally every gun forum and SHTF nutbar site out there, I don't think calling this hate speech is a stretch. These kids knew about that, they're on the internet. ACE is well within it's rights to get pretty farking upset that these kids made a live-action Turner Diaries with their brand.

Sorry but no, it's not a widely known term for blacks and Hispanics. Other than one low ranking definition on Urban Dictionary (32 votes total as a racist slur describing blacks) i couldn't find one reference to zombie being slang/racial slur in the first 10 pages of a Google search under Zombie.

LMGTFY

You people need to get out more. Why do you think AR-15 sales are through the roof for the last 5-6 years? Did you think it was on accident?

Pardon. the string you should enter into Google is zombies+n*ggers+SHTF
BE AMAZED


Oh, gee, you mean if I go looking for racist dumbfarks, I'll find racist dumbfarks?

I hear racist dumbfarks use the word "the" a lot too. That must be a racial slur.
 
2013-01-25 09:38:21 AM
Leave it to corporate to discourage people from thinking ahead
 
2013-01-25 09:44:09 AM

GAT_00: Hydra: GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism an overly litigous society full of assholes looking for huge payouts from frivolous lawsuits glorious?

FTFY

Hey, look over there!  Don't pay attention to what actually just happened!


Always so cute watching you defend the governments War on Drugs, but then attack any corporation for defending their employment practices that the employees agreed to. Hypocritical, but oh so cute.
 
2013-01-25 09:50:40 AM

Shadyman: While I'm all for planning for the zombie apocalypse, the implications that a) his whole town is stupid, b) He'd like to straight up murder them kinda stood out


I came in here to say this.

He's an immature redneck man-child who thinks everyone is dumber than him and would like to kill them, but since he can't, he'll just pretend they are zombies.
 
2013-01-25 09:52:44 AM

Feepit: Shadyman: While I'm all for planning for the zombie apocalypse, the implications that a) his whole town is stupid, b) He'd like to straight up murder them kinda stood out

I came in here to say this.

He's an immature redneck man-child who thinks everyone is dumber than him and would like to kill them, but since he can't, he'll just pretend they are zombies.


Oh, come on. Everybody who's ever worked in retail or customer service thinks that.
 
2013-01-25 10:09:49 AM
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I'm doubling down on the prediction:

"AMC's The Walking Dead is presented by ACE Hardware."
 
2013-01-25 10:23:40 AM

Pud: timujin: An open topped Jeep is not "zombie ready"

That was my first thought. 90% zombie ready my ass, that's a friggin' zombie food cart


Oh, it's totally zombie ready. If I were a zombie, I'd want my food served all nice and ready in a Jeep like that.
 
2013-01-25 10:34:14 AM

LiquidTester: willfullyobscure: ... "zombies" is a widely known code word for "blacks and hispanics" ...

Wait, what?


Every day is a day of new discoveries on Fark. For instance I was unaware that "Canadians who tip poorly" was a code for the same demographic, until I learned it here.
 
2013-01-25 10:34:49 AM
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This kid thinks the CVS isn't going to be cleared out of drugs in no time flat. They're just going to stroll over to the gun store and get more ammo and the only danger is slow-moving zombies?

This is why they'll be dead before they'll be undead.
 
2013-01-25 02:24:31 PM

alienated: Well, that was, different.
The funny thing i found with the video was the complete lack of understanding how infrastructure works after disasters/ zombie apocolypses. He seems to be under the impression that there will be electricity keeping that food cold so he can eat like a king.And, he also lacks basic understanding about what autozone actually carries at a small podunk store, so, i doubt that he will be able to fix anything.
A hardware store is a good place, but not to hole up in.to raid-yes.
And I wont even bother with him thinking that his mobile phone will work because theres a tower that goes 150, a thousand feet up in the air.


This. Also, the guns-on-the-roof guy set off my gaydar bigtime. Gay Zombies.
 
2013-01-25 03:53:34 PM

HeartBurnKid: I hear racist dumbfarks use the word "the" a lot too. That must be a racial slur.


I had no idea this thread would take such a left turn for the hilarious.

ko_kyi: Leave it to corporate to discourage people from thinking ahead


Your ability to think threatens my position.
 
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