Hydra: All it takes is one idiot to watch that movie, pick up a rake, and hit his brother on the head while shouting "KILL THE ZOMBIE" before the dumb mother laywers up and sues ACE Hardware for condoning a movie like that being made in one of its stores (it's not like the judge in the case can throw it out for being frivolous - the law's laws have to be written to make sure no one takes any personal responsibility for anything anymore).Knowing this, ACE needed to protect its ass from liability and had to fire everyone involved.Blame the lawyers.
GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism an overly litigous society full of assholes looking for huge payouts from frivolous lawsuits glorious?
Hydra: GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism an overly litigous society full of assholes looking for huge payouts from frivolous lawsuits glorious?FTFY
scottydoesntknow: Hahahaha ACE looks like such an ass right now! Instead of waiting to see what people thought, they automatically jumped on the "ANY VIOLENCE IS BAD AND WE WILL TAKE A STAND AGAINST IT, EVEN IF IT'S PURELY FANTASY!"I think we need a zombie protest at every ACE hardware. Just have a bunch of people dressed up like zombies line up against the windows clawing and moaning at the people inside.
timujin: An open topped Jeep is not "zombie ready"
basemetal: Oh, and being videoed with your guns on the roof of the damned building, especially the one with the big scope.........WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?
timujin: johnnieconnie:Good luck at the film festivals, you intrepid movie-makers. You misspelled "inept".
GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism glorious?
shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x338]
calbert: this whole thing seems like it was done just so he could get into the pants of his coworker.male coworker or female coworker? I haven't decided yet./but she is cute. in a 'give her a few wine coolers and a cigarette and after you finger blast her she'll let you use her sweet, sweet titties as a canvas for your sock-seed and then she'll stalk you until you graduate' kind of way.
I wasn't even supposed to be in today!
Hydra [TotalFark]...Knowing this, ACE needed to protect its ass from liability and had to fire everyone involved.Blame the lawyers.*Sigh* goddamnit....
Jim_Callahan: You know, the relatively reasonable stance of basically every company, ever.
GAT_00: Hydra: GAT_00: Isn't unregulated capitalism an overly litigous society full of assholes looking for huge payouts from frivolous lawsuits glorious?FTFYHey, look over there! Don't pay attention to what actually just happened!
basemetal: Hey kids, when you let a camera crew follow you around at work, and they catch you surfing google, goofing off, talking about killing things (even zombies), and just plain being not useful, don't be surprised if that video gets out to the wrong people (your boss) and they re evaluate their need for you./always look busy
alienated: And I wont even bother with him thinking that his mobile phone will work because theres a tower that goes 150, a thousand feet up in the air.
FunkOut: So ACE Hardware is apparently unaware of how they could have used this to give their company major cool points in social media and helped spread their brand among the younger demographic and instead will do the exact opposite?
johnnieconnie: timujin: johnnieconnie:Good luck at the film festivals, you intrepid movie-makers.You misspelled "inept".It may not have been very good, but it was bold and daring stupid and moronic to make the film the way they did, apparently, considering the consequences.
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