Spanky_McFarksalot: "The whole thing has a zombie apocalypse feel to it ... sans flesh-eating."I must have missed the masturbating zombie episode of the walking dead
Hoboclown: Why do they call him Bruni the Bullet Dodger?
TinyFist: Hoboclown: Why do they call him Bruni the Bullet Dodger?Because he dodges bulletssaid with some incredulity and a confused stare
justme317: Aw man, I had tazing!/so close
Nuclear Monk: At first I missed the comma between violent and defecating, so I instantly wondered what that entailed. I mean, doesn't everyone make an angry face when their squeezing it out?
Igor Jakovsky: When you get frustrated with cable, you...Get naked and climb up on someone's roof. Jump off the roof onto someone and injure them. Knock down somebody's flat screen TV. Masturbate in someone's living room. Defecate on the floor in two places.Dont defecate on the floor in two places. Switch to DirecTV.
GypsyJoker: Sounds like a game of Cards Against Humanity.\"two midgets shiatting in a bucket"
cgraves67: justme317: Aw man, I had tazing!/so closeIt's there too.
sloshed_again: At least there wasn't 40 lbs. of rape involved.
Drubell: :So? Who poops and masturbates outside?
GentlemanJ: The Aristocrats!
gameshowhost: What has two thumbs, submitted this two days ago with a better headline, and is grumpy?/this guy
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