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(Kotaku)   Woman gets high on shrooms, wanders into a furry convention and promptly pees self thinking she's having Freddy Krueger's baby. Then the Klingons show up   (kotaku.com) divider line 31
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18017 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2013 at 3:26 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-24 03:37:55 PM
22 votes:
At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.
2013-01-24 04:14:28 PM
11 votes:
When you try shrooms for the first time at a furry convention, you eat way too many shrooms. When you eat way too many shrooms, you forget the English language. When you forget the English language, you can only communicate using V words. When you can only communicate using V words, you become convinced the next Ice Age is coming. When you're convinced the next Ice Age is coming, you go to an Impending Apocalypse dance party. When you go to an Impending Apocalypse dance party, you pee yourself. When you pee yourself, you think your water has broken and you're pregnant with Freddie Krueger's spawn. Don't be pregnant with Freddie Krueger's spawn.

/Get rid of cable
2013-01-24 04:08:54 PM
6 votes:

Richard C Stanford: Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...

I think I'm pretty open minded but I just can't stand furries, goths, emos, hippies, or far-right dumbasses. They all just annoy me for some reason.


You're pretty open minded, until you actually have to deal with people who aren't like you. Got it.

*snrk*
2013-01-24 04:42:00 PM
3 votes:
I went to high school with a furry kid. He was the weirdest dude ever. He would always wear a wolf tail and a dog collar and dress only in shorts and a t-shirt, even when it was 20 degrees out. I once asked him why he did it and his response was "Like, I totally connect with wolves spiritually and stuff so like, I'm gonna move to like, Alaska so I can live with the wolves because like, they can teach us so much spiritually". Having actually lived in Alaska, my response was along the lines of " Well, I look forward to the news footage of the rescue team airlifting your frost and wolf bitten ass out of a tree because you charged into the woods without proper equipment and tried to pet a wild animal".
2013-01-24 03:46:16 PM
3 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.


Some Dear friends of mine once wrote and performed "Craigslist: The Musical" which included the song "Furry with a Strap-on Cock" sung to that same tune
2013-01-24 06:04:49 PM
2 votes:

TheOther: You read something like that and realize that you've never eaten enough 'shrooms to forget English and it hits you: 'Man, I've wasted my life.'


Verily.
2013-01-24 05:49:11 PM
2 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-24 05:45:41 PM
2 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
i49.tinypic.com
2013-01-24 05:38:12 PM
2 votes:
The first time she told it to me was last summer, while laying on the grass in downtown Berkeley.

Oh geeeezzz!

img405.imageshack.us
2013-01-24 04:38:42 PM
2 votes:

dennysgod: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 311x393]


i243.photobucket.com

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 557x743]


I know this is shopped, but she's still not a bad-looking woman.

Also, cows need to be impregnated in order to give milk. I happily volunteer.
2013-01-24 03:48:02 PM
2 votes:
Reminds me of the time I took LSD, went to Gen-Con, and got stuck in a group talking about how awesome Magic the Gathering was because my feet had melted to the floor. But the hot girls dressed as RPG characters was the best part besides getting a picture with Chewbacca who i thought was Bigfoot at the time. Good times!
2013-01-24 03:32:10 PM
2 votes:
This is the least effective "say no to drugs" story ever.
2013-01-24 03:10:03 PM
2 votes:
Generally a good idea not to Google ANYTHING you see in Fark comments.
2013-01-24 03:04:38 PM
2 votes:
i575.photobucket.com

In retrospect, I should not have Googled 'Klingon Furry' looking for this.
2013-01-25 11:26:40 AM
1 votes:

EnglishMan: inner ted: Gilligann: inner ted: at least dress as a sexy beast

What would you consider a "sexy beast"?

not a cow

/worries about traveling too far down this dark & furry road

Well, I don't. Foxes, cats, wolves are generally popular with the furry types. Or so I heard.


so does it blow the "furry" mind if someone shows up as a turtle or something?

is that faux paw?
2013-01-24 10:40:12 PM
1 votes:
We're all anthropomorphic animals! We even wear costumes called "clothing" to hide our real selves! Made out of actual animal hair sometimes! Often in bright, garish colors and impractical styles! We're even trained to plaster fake, dead, lifeless smiles on our faces to fit in! We even have different "personas" we use in different social settings!

\He who fights monsters, etc. etc.
2013-01-24 05:40:59 PM
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-01-24 05:40:15 PM
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-01-24 05:39:03 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-01-24 05:15:45 PM
1 votes:
images.kaneva.com

The proud father
2013-01-24 05:00:08 PM
1 votes:

Valiente: I still find furry "culture" to be a touch pathological/infantile, but then again what do I care, bi and large, what happens at a California convention centre?


buriedplanet.com
2013-01-24 04:52:21 PM
1 votes:

nmemkha: Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 557x743]

[s2.postimage.org image 600x441]


Would still milk them udders.
2013-01-24 04:46:37 PM
1 votes:

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 557x743]


s2.postimage.org
2013-01-24 04:15:53 PM
1 votes:
Paranoid from shrooms? I spent a spring time growing them one year, ate every one of the 24-some-odd cakes worth. I never once got paranoid. I even went to Carowinds and rode every ride -- I'm terrified of roller coasters. I couldn't stop laughing and had the best time of my life -- seriously.

Either they were a crappy strain or she's a liar.
2013-01-24 04:12:44 PM
1 votes:

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 557x743]


Shopped, I can tell because it being real would be kind of cool but since the only truth is despair that has to be fake.
2013-01-24 03:58:58 PM
1 votes:
To believe you're having Freddy Krueger's baby, wouldn't you first have to remember that one time you let Freddy Krueger hit it raw-dog?
2013-01-24 03:54:31 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "An absurd amount of furries live in California".
Why does that not surprise me?
2013-01-24 03:47:02 PM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: Generally a good idea not to Google ANYTHING you see in Fark comments.


Yeah, like harlequin babies.
2013-01-24 03:44:47 PM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...


Right there with you.  I once saved a furry's life at a Burning Man-style event (he'd wandered past the safety periment of a very large bonifire and was unaware that his polyester fur suit had started smoldering and was about to ignite because it insultated him from the heat somewhat)- sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing
2013-01-24 03:44:30 PM
1 votes:

Summercat: Scientific studies/polls among the fandom, dating back to 2009.


I've never even seen those. Do you have a link? I know they exist for the "Brony" fandom.
2013-01-24 01:57:42 PM
1 votes:
There is too much win in this story, I can't stop laughing!

/It's not a party until you've gotten drunk off your ass from Romulan ale with Klingons and partied with furries.
 
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