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(Kotaku)   Woman gets high on shrooms, wanders into a furry convention and promptly pees self thinking she's having Freddy Krueger's baby. Then the Klingons show up   (kotaku.com) divider line 134
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2013-01-24 01:57:42 PM
There is too much win in this story, I can't stop laughing!

/It's not a party until you've gotten drunk off your ass from Romulan ale with Klingons and partied with furries.
 
2013-01-24 02:33:48 PM
EPIC STORY IS EPIC
 
2013-01-24 02:36:55 PM
It could have been worse. It could have been bronies.
 
2013-01-24 03:04:38 PM
i575.photobucket.com

In retrospect, I should not have Googled 'Klingon Furry' looking for this.
 
2013-01-24 03:10:03 PM
Generally a good idea not to Google ANYTHING you see in Fark comments.
 
2013-01-24 03:10:27 PM
I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...
 
2013-01-24 03:20:38 PM

Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...


Is this what you're talking about?

th06.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-24 03:22:56 PM
 Klingon Furry vs. Furry Klingon

There is apparently a difference...
 
2013-01-24 03:32:10 PM
This is the least effective "say no to drugs" story ever.
 
2013-01-24 03:34:03 PM
I love this story so much
 
2013-01-24 03:37:55 PM
At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.
 
2013-01-24 03:41:04 PM
"You know, what's funny about furries-my husband studied this, he's researched it," she says, "is that by and large, they're bi, and large."

I don't want to know what kind of "research" caused him to reach that conclusion.
 
2013-01-24 03:41:35 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.


Oh yes. There's worse. There's MUCH, MUCH worse.
 
2013-01-24 03:42:12 PM

The Third Man: "You know, what's funny about furries-my husband studied this, he's researched it," she says, "is that by and large, they're bi, and large."

I don't want to know what kind of "research" caused him to reach that conclusion.


Scientific studies/polls among the fandom, dating back to 2009.

/The more you know
 
2013-01-24 03:44:30 PM

Summercat: Scientific studies/polls among the fandom, dating back to 2009.


I've never even seen those. Do you have a link? I know they exist for the "Brony" fandom.
 
2013-01-24 03:44:47 PM

Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...


Right there with you.  I once saved a furry's life at a Burning Man-style event (he'd wandered past the safety periment of a very large bonifire and was unaware that his polyester fur suit had started smoldering and was about to ignite because it insultated him from the heat somewhat)- sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing
 
2013-01-24 03:46:16 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.


Some Dear friends of mine once wrote and performed "Craigslist: The Musical" which included the song "Furry with a Strap-on Cock" sung to that same tune
 
2013-01-24 03:46:55 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.


I see you recently saw "OKLAHOMA!". I laughed!
 
2013-01-24 03:47:02 PM

Speaker2Animals: Generally a good idea not to Google ANYTHING you see in Fark comments.


Yeah, like harlequin babies.
 
2013-01-24 03:48:02 PM
Reminds me of the time I took LSD, went to Gen-Con, and got stuck in a group talking about how awesome Magic the Gathering was because my feet had melted to the floor. But the hot girls dressed as RPG characters was the best part besides getting a picture with Chewbacca who i thought was Bigfoot at the time. Good times!
 
2013-01-24 03:49:25 PM

BronyMedic: Summercat: Scientific studies/polls among the fandom, dating back to 2009.

I've never even seen those. Do you have a link? I know they exist for the "Brony" fandom.


https://sites.google.com/site/anthropomorphicresearch/home Here's one of 'em. I think that's the guy.

Also, there's been shiattons of informal studies over the years, although it's been only very recently since we started going scientific.

I wouldn't be surprised if your Brony studies borrowed heavily from the furry fandom's studies. There's a huge overlap, after all.

/Hopefully, will be attending Las Pegasus Unicon at the end of Feb.
 
2013-01-24 03:49:46 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.


Oh, you just suck.

/I snarfled
 
2013-01-24 03:50:32 PM
When did Klingons become animals which makes cosplaying as one a "furry"?
 
2013-01-24 03:50:55 PM
Didn't one of the something awful guys do the same thing at a furry con and end up sleeping in a baseball team's bus' luggage compartment?

/It was in a book about internet subcultures
//Can't imagine being high on anything at a con, too many colors
 
2013-01-24 03:51:03 PM
Also, just got home from FC. I'd say it was an awesome con, but I dind't enjoy it.

Never say that it's a vacation. I was a vender and a staffer. @_@;;
 
2013-01-24 03:51:38 PM
The only thing more tedious than someone telling you about their trip...

...is someone telling you about someone else's trip.

/love me some fungus
//5 dried grams makes the world go 'round
 
2013-01-24 03:52:20 PM

blatz514: Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...

Is this what you're talking about?

[th06.deviantart.net image 850x821]


Well there goes sleeping...forever/
 
2013-01-24 03:53:02 PM

Magorn: Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...

Right there with you.  I once saved a furry's life at a Burning Man-style event (he'd wandered past the safety periment of a very large bonifire and was unaware that his polyester fur suit had started smoldering and was about to ignite because it insultated him from the heat somewhat)- sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing


I proboubly just would have filmed him catching on fire while laughing.

/Yes, I'm a terrible person.
 
2013-01-24 03:53:42 PM
Any comic/sci-fi/fantasy/furry/etc... must be a pretty interesting place to have a shroom high...
 
2013-01-24 03:54:31 PM
FTFA: "An absurd amount of furries live in California".
Why does that not surprise me?
 
2013-01-24 03:55:25 PM
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-01-24 03:55:38 PM

Magorn: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.

Some Dear friends of mine once wrote and performed "Craigslist: The Musical" which included the song "Furry with a Strap-on Cock" sung to that same tune


I must have this musical... that's just epic
 
2013-01-24 03:55:58 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: At least it wasn't heroin. There's nothing worse than a furry with the syringe on top.


Wow. LOL. Nice.
 
2013-01-24 03:57:26 PM
And here I would have guessed Klingons would want to have nothing to do with furries based on their aversion to Tribbles.
 
2013-01-24 03:57:50 PM
I've met both furries and Klingons. Everyone was very nice.
 
2013-01-24 03:58:35 PM
Also FTFA: "Frankly, realistic furries would be terrifying. A REAL human-animal hybrid crosses into the uncanny valley. Keeping it stylized and more cartoonish keeps it approachable."

No, a REAL animal human hybrid would be farking awesome! A rainbow-colored mutant wolf staring at you with it's unblinking plastic eyes is stupid (and a bit creepy).
 
2013-01-24 03:58:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-24 03:58:58 PM
To believe you're having Freddy Krueger's baby, wouldn't you first have to remember that one time you let Freddy Krueger hit it raw-dog?
 
2013-01-24 03:59:01 PM

Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...


It's because you can't see any sort of their actual mannerisms. Not their eyes, their hands, their mouth... it's off-putting having any defining characteristics to gauge a person, not knowing who is there.
 
2013-01-24 03:59:43 PM
I thought the Klingons wiped the Tribbles out.
 
2013-01-24 04:03:45 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
when I think about furries, Dren usually comes to mind.
 
2013-01-24 04:05:21 PM

Helldonkey: Speaker2Animals: Generally a good idea not to Google ANYTHING you see in Fark comments.

Yeah, like harlequin babies.


Blue waffles

/that is all
 
2013-01-24 04:05:57 PM

Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...


I think I'm pretty open minded but I just can't stand furries, goths, emos, hippies, or far-right dumbasses. They all just annoy me for some reason.
 
2013-01-24 04:08:54 PM

Richard C Stanford: Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...

I think I'm pretty open minded but I just can't stand furries, goths, emos, hippies, or far-right dumbasses. They all just annoy me for some reason.


You're pretty open minded, until you actually have to deal with people who aren't like you. Got it.

*snrk*
 
2013-01-24 04:08:58 PM

Gilligann:


That is a photoshop. I have the original in my collection of fap, I mean reading material. That lovely lass is curvy but not in all the same spots as the shopped one.
 
2013-01-24 04:09:54 PM

highwayrun: To believe you're having Freddy Krueger's baby, wouldn't you first have to remember that one time you let Freddy Krueger hit it raw-dog?


Sounds like some lady just is really, really regretting a Con-day hook up.
 
2013-01-24 04:10:07 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Ennuipoet: I like to think of myself as open minded and accepting of all cultures, interests and nerddoms...but I must admit Furries freak me out.  I am not saying they are wrong, just that they remind me of hyper-sexual fur clad clowns...and they frighten me.

/furry clowns coming to get me, furry clowns coming to get me...

It's because you can't see any sort of their actual mannerisms. Not their eyes, their hands, their mouth... it's off-putting having any defining characteristics to gauge a person, not knowing who is there.


Oh, I forgot this one...

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/so sorry
//not really
 
2013-01-24 04:11:39 PM

blatz514: /that is all


Sshhhh! Don't mention that in this context! That's my very bestest (only) troll!
 
2013-01-24 04:12:44 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 557x743]


Shopped, I can tell because it being real would be kind of cool but since the only truth is despair that has to be fake.
 
2013-01-24 04:14:28 PM
When you try shrooms for the first time at a furry convention, you eat way too many shrooms. When you eat way too many shrooms, you forget the English language. When you forget the English language, you can only communicate using V words. When you can only communicate using V words, you become convinced the next Ice Age is coming. When you're convinced the next Ice Age is coming, you go to an Impending Apocalypse dance party. When you go to an Impending Apocalypse dance party, you pee yourself. When you pee yourself, you think your water has broken and you're pregnant with Freddie Krueger's spawn. Don't be pregnant with Freddie Krueger's spawn.

/Get rid of cable
 
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