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(93.9 Lite FM)   Husband finds wife's online dating profile and gets revenge on cheating wife by dumping horse manure on her convertible   (litefm.com) divider line 32
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2013-01-24 03:44:16 PM
8 votes:
Pouring sh*t on a Peugeot is like pouring water in a pool.
2013-01-24 02:27:53 PM
6 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
I hate manure.
2013-01-24 03:43:20 PM
5 votes:

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


But he just may be the lunatic she's looking for
2013-01-24 03:35:28 PM
4 votes:

basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......


I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer
2013-01-24 02:30:15 PM
4 votes:

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.
2013-01-24 04:14:49 PM
3 votes:
Certainly puts the pooh in Peugot.
2013-01-24 03:55:23 PM
3 votes:
Hey that's a nice car....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
2013-01-24 03:43:20 PM
3 votes:
That's not revenge....

i45.tinypic.com
2013-01-24 04:34:12 PM
2 votes:

basemetal: kvinesknows: he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.

I was watching that thinking he might kill the poor horse.


I doubt his penis is big enough to do that.
2013-01-24 04:19:40 PM
2 votes:

LeroyBourne: I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.


cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


It's supposedly set in "rural Lincolnshire" which is ... oh, how can I explain this to Americans? Think "Deliverance" with fewer banjos.
2013-01-24 04:01:57 PM
2 votes:

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer



static.tvfanatic.com

"P.S. I am was gay."
2013-01-24 03:58:04 PM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-01-24 03:45:01 PM
2 votes:

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!
2013-01-24 03:24:08 PM
2 votes:

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.


Vindictive? I would think it'd be pretty easy to avoid his wrath - simply by NOT being a cheating whore.
2013-01-24 03:14:16 PM
2 votes:
Just came to the Greenlit section to see if my story got lit up.  Sees story about manure and car.  Look up "Back to the Future" manure scene.  Click and save same exact pic as farkingismybusiness.  Congrats blatz, you're late to the party again.

/kicks dirt
2013-01-24 02:21:38 PM
2 votes:
Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?
2013-01-24 04:58:58 PM
1 votes:
OKAY, PEUGOT COMING OUT!

JC
2013-01-24 04:50:01 PM
1 votes:

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


Or maybe he dumps feces on stuff because she's a cheating whore.
2013-01-24 04:21:10 PM
1 votes:

theMagni: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

My ex-wife accidentally used an OK-Cupid-watermarked photo when she updated her Facebook profile pic, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.


prove it
2013-01-24 04:18:06 PM
1 votes:
The moron just trashed his own car. His wife may drive it but it's their budget that bought it and it'll be HIM that pays for the damages to it. Plus he video taped the entire thing. On top of that he just told every guy in the area that his wife is looking for some dick.

Here is what I would do:
Take every article or clothing they own (shirts, dresses, underwear, socks, bras, etc.) and bury them in a field somewhere. The key here is to NEVER admit that you did anything. Just smile.
2013-01-24 04:15:11 PM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


My ex-wife accidentally used an OK-Cupid-watermarked photo when she updated her Facebook profile pic, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
2013-01-24 04:14:23 PM
1 votes:
he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.
2013-01-24 04:10:19 PM
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Jacobin: brap: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

Window shopping.

Key stroke tracking software

Watch the faking video. What are you people, idiots?


I can't read.  So I am just going to assume that those words mean that you think I'm pretty.

- Typed with voice recognition software.
2013-01-24 04:06:16 PM
1 votes:

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is hishers, what's his is hers.


FTFY
2013-01-24 04:05:08 PM
1 votes:

farked3ways2sunday:

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.


I can't believe you said that. That is SO WRONG.


/coeds have *three* holes.
2013-01-24 04:02:53 PM
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.


Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.
2013-01-24 03:55:41 PM
1 votes:

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


Even better haver her fly to Canada for a meeting and she will be sitting in the airport waiting for him.
2013-01-24 03:52:51 PM
1 votes:

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.
2013-01-24 03:47:04 PM
1 votes:
I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.
2013-01-24 03:46:35 PM
1 votes:

brap: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!


Double earworm pounded heartlessly in my head like shiat in a Peugeot
2013-01-24 03:45:21 PM
1 votes:

dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.


I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...
2013-01-24 03:29:58 PM
1 votes:
Is she topless on the horse?

Also:
"I have a confession: my husband does not know I am on here! I've been married for 5 years, but he is a complete idiot and completely crazy. I'm in need of some attention from someone normal! I love 2 things in my life, my horses and my convertible Peugeot! Looking for likeminded man, discretion needed and expected! Thanks x"

Well she did say he was crazy.
 
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