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(93.9 Lite FM)   Husband finds wife's online dating profile and gets revenge on cheating wife by dumping horse manure on her convertible   (litefm.com ) divider line
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2013-01-24 04:46:15 PM  

farm machine: Pig manure would have been infinitely more effective. And perhaps appropriate.


No, actually, check this...

From the wife... "I love 2 things in my life, my horses and my convertible Peugeot!"

He just took the two things she loved and combined them for her... even though she was cheating on him.... what a great guy.
 
2013-01-24 04:46:38 PM  
https://www.facebook.com/beckyj.92?v=wall
 
2013-01-24 04:48:43 PM  
Viral BS

C'mon mods, why waste everyone's time with this?
 
2013-01-24 04:50:01 PM  

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


Or maybe he dumps feces on stuff because she's a cheating whore.
 
2013-01-24 04:52:31 PM  

jtown: Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.


That only counts for things with no names explicitly attached to them, like furniture. Vehicles, on the other hand, are explicitly registered under an individual's name.
 
2013-01-24 04:52:44 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: If I've learned anything from 12 years of Maury, it's that sometimes the guy being cheated on doesn't want to end the relationship, he just wants to stop her behavior.  If that's the case here, burying her car (but not using the back hoe to completely demolish it--leaving it stinky but functional) might be the way for him to wipe the slate clean.

or it's fake

who cares, i laughed either way


Knows about stank

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-24 04:53:50 PM  
"Honey...my car is over there."
 
2013-01-24 04:53:50 PM  

Karmic: https://www.facebook.com/beckyj.92?v=wall


in relationship with emily .....
 
2013-01-24 04:58:58 PM  
OKAY, PEUGOT COMING OUT!

JC
 
2013-01-24 05:06:27 PM  

basemetal: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

Really?  How do you figure?

/good to see you gambitsgirl!


The shiat he pulled

/hi you :-)
 
2013-01-24 05:06:42 PM  
No that is a bad idea, never give them the idea that you are getting a divorce, let the courts notify them after you have filed, drained the accounts and fled the city with your hot rich girlfriend.
 
2013-01-24 05:09:39 PM  
This video brought to you by kissinggates.com! When you think of kissinggates.com, think of infidelity and feces!
 
2013-01-24 05:09:46 PM  

gambitsgirl: brap: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!

Double earworm pounded heartlessly in my head like shiat in a Peugeot


You may be right. :)
 
2013-01-24 05:14:27 PM  
No. The right way is to buy those big yellow Rubbermaid garbage cans and take everything she owns and place it in there. Undo the tops of the perfume and let it leak in there then put the garbage outside. When you divorce, during the property settlement you are ordered to give her stuff back, bring it to the courthouse steps after the hearing.

Worked for me on my first wife.

/ no officer, the Judge ordered me to bring this to her pronto.
// oh get over yourself. She got off light. Don't judge me bro.
 
2013-01-24 05:16:33 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: gambitsgirl: brap: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!

Double earworm pounded heartlessly in my head like shiat in a Peugeot

You may be right. :)


UnFARKINGbelievable
 
2013-01-24 05:22:17 PM  

DarkPascual: That's a really shiatty thing to do...

/Sorry, the good jokes was already done...


Man you're hilarious!
 
2013-01-24 05:25:30 PM  

farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.


Gunnar, this comment is disturbing. Combined with the comment in your profile, my advice to you is to seek therapy. Seriously.
 
2013-01-24 05:26:04 PM  
He should have pumped exhaust from the car into the horse barn before he dumped the manure on the car. Then the revenge would have gone full circle.
 
2013-01-24 05:27:45 PM  

organs in mains: He should have pumped exhaust from the car into the horse barn before he dumped the manure on the car. Then the revenge would have gone full circle.


how so?  did the horse have a dating site profile, too?
 
2013-01-24 05:30:13 PM  
surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
Link
 
2013-01-24 05:35:10 PM  

SuperT: is this "had an okcupid pofile and got the spam"? or "actively looking for dudes to bang on the dl"


Watch the video. He scrolls down on her profile where she states on it that she's been married 5 years, and husband doesn't know she's on there and that he's "a complete idiot".
Car-manuring justified. Hope he had a pre-nup and is filing for divorce.
 
2013-01-24 05:37:02 PM  

organs in mains: He should have pumped exhaust from the car into the horse barn before he dumped the manure on the car. Then the revenge would have gone full circle.


1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2013-01-24 05:37:02 PM  
 
2013-01-24 05:39:52 PM  
www.themoviemind.com
 
2013-01-24 05:47:56 PM  

pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-24 05:48:08 PM  
He should have contacted her through that dating site with an alt to give her some of the good old...maximum trolling
 
2013-01-24 05:49:40 PM  
Better revenge is to quietly divorce her, move to a beautiful part of the country, make a lot o money, bang her mom or sister, then remarry a girl 20 years younger than her.
 
2013-01-24 05:52:12 PM  
Headline wasn't funny.  This is FARK.  Go back and do better!
 
2013-01-24 05:52:26 PM  

amquelbettamin: Better revenge is to quietly divorce her, move to a beautiful part of the country, make a lot o money, bang her mom or sister, then remarry a girl 20 years younger than her.


That sounds like a lot of work.
 
2013-01-24 05:57:50 PM  

pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...


So the went downstairs for Pina Coladas?
 
2013-01-24 06:00:49 PM  
Go to the website, kissinggates.com. This video is advertised prominently on the frontpage, there's a second video too, with the owner of the site. Interestingly the people in both videos sound exactly alike.
 
2013-01-24 06:02:40 PM  

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


preemptive strike my dear watson.
 
2013-01-24 06:05:17 PM  

keytronic: It feels really fake to me.

She just happens to post that she really loves her shiatly little convertible and her horses.

OMG! Dude, I'm gonna fill her car, that she LOVES, with horse manure, which she also LOVES. Don't you love it when poetic justice comes together?

Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.


His story is a lot more credible than, "I think I'll fill this car with manure just to get a few YouTube hits."

Or do you think it was all done with computers?
 
2013-01-24 06:21:15 PM  

BarkingUnicorn:

His story is a lot more credible than, "I think I'll fill this car with manure just to get a few YouTube hits."

Or do you think it was all done with computers?


Didyaknow gullible's not in the dictionary?
 
2013-01-24 06:32:14 PM  
Obvious fake. In real life man's wife moves her lover into thief home, stops sleeping with the husband and refuses to go to marital counseling because the husband just needs to get over it.

But the man gets revenge by paying her 52% of his take home pay in alimony and child support and only seeing his kids half the time.

/Don't mind me
// I'll just be over here weeping in the corner.
 
2013-01-24 07:15:07 PM  

kvinesknows: farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.

isnt that a fivesome? DVDA?


Actually, I think t would be a sevensome.
 
2013-01-24 07:20:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I'm just going to point out that, in my opinion, some people freak out WAY too much about infidelity.

Honestly, most people shouldn't be married in the first place, but the stupid farking societal pressures to get married means that people who are woefully unprepared or incapable of commitment wind up legally attached to each other.


You both sound single....
 
2013-01-24 07:38:50 PM  
So what's she Farkin' look like?
 
2013-01-24 07:40:01 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Vehicles, on the other hand, are explicitly registered under an individual's name.


The registration document in the UK is careful say that it is not proof of ownership. The keeper registers the car, not the owner.
 
2013-01-24 08:00:12 PM  
Is that all?
 
2013-01-24 08:01:14 PM  

Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.


A reasonable approach, demonstrating a healthy degree of critical thinking.
 
2013-01-24 08:11:37 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: keytronic: It feels really fake to me.

She just happens to post that she really loves her shiatly little convertible and her horses.

OMG! Dude, I'm gonna fill her car, that she LOVES, with horse manure, which she also LOVES. Don't you love it when poetic justice comes together?

Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.

His story is a lot more credible than, "I think I'll fill this car with manure just to get a few YouTube hits."

Or do you think it was all done with computers?


Have you considered that some obscure website called "kissinggates.com" as the narrator so clearly announces at the beginning and the end would benefit greately by some viral campaign?
 
2013-01-24 08:16:23 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [IT'S A FAKE.jpg]


There is someone looking at the scene thru the window inside the house. Obvious viral marketing (unless it's real,then ...)
 
2013-01-24 08:27:25 PM  
One thing is clear-- the couple has a stable relationship.
 
2013-01-24 08:41:06 PM  

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


Like Taeo's girlfriend?
 
2013-01-24 08:43:46 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I hate manure.


Can't believe it took three posts for this to show up.
 
2013-01-24 09:03:48 PM  
I know I'm late to this party, but has anyone mentioned that it's completely fake? Also, its an ad for the dating site.
 
gja
2013-01-24 09:26:39 PM  
Hey, at least he didn't snap and kill her with an assault weapon!
 
gja
2013-01-24 09:27:16 PM  

gja: Hey, at least he didn't snap and kill her with an assault weapon!


(too soon?)
 
2013-01-24 09:46:44 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: jtown: Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.

That only counts for things with no names explicitly attached to them, like furniture. Vehicles, on the other hand, are explicitly registered under an individual's name.


Doesn't matter. It is still half his car. The only thing the registration being in someone's name is that it makes it easier for the person to sell it without getting vetoed by a spouse. Say you want to sell your honda accord station wagon and go buy a porsche. Your spouse needs to sign off on selling the car and might ask you what car is the replacement.

If you are going to get divorced anyway, it wont help to sell the car off to make your splittable assets lower. The judge will just look at that and say you were dumping assets.
 
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