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(93.9 Lite FM)   Husband finds wife's online dating profile and gets revenge on cheating wife by dumping horse manure on her convertible   (litefm.com) divider line 161
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2013-01-24 03:52:51 PM  

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.
 
2013-01-24 03:54:34 PM  
I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.
 
2013-01-24 03:54:43 PM  
Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.
 
2013-01-24 03:55:23 PM  
Hey that's a nice car....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 
2013-01-24 03:55:41 PM  

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


Even better haver her fly to Canada for a meeting and she will be sitting in the airport waiting for him.
 
2013-01-24 03:56:39 PM  

brap: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

Window shopping.


Key stroke tracking software
 
2013-01-24 03:57:44 PM  
Why bother with revenge? Just cut loose of the relationship if it bothers you, and move on to greener pastures.

Do a few screen captures, of course, just in case you need to fight in divorce court, but don't get all poop-flingy when you find out you're being cheated on. Just get out and find someone who will respect your ethical expectations.
 
2013-01-24 03:58:04 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-24 03:58:24 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 719x384]
I hate manure.


Good deal, Batman's work be done!
 
2013-01-24 03:58:38 PM  

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.


You must be a woman...

/And he probably just found the website on the family computer.
 
2013-01-24 03:58:40 PM  

dv-ous: Yeah, a little bit of vandalism and/or property damage of - presumably - something that's in both your names


I'm going to go ahead and be sexist and assume he has money and it was a car he bought for her.
 
2013-01-24 03:59:47 PM  

Jacobin: brap: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

Window shopping.

Key stroke tracking software


Watch the faking video. What are you people, idiots?
 
2013-01-24 04:01:57 PM  

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer



static.tvfanatic.com

"P.S. I am was gay."
 
2013-01-24 04:02:53 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.


Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.
 
2013-01-24 04:05:08 PM  

farked3ways2sunday:

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.


I can't believe you said that. That is SO WRONG.


/coeds have *three* holes.
 
2013-01-24 04:05:42 PM  
If I've learned anything from 12 years of Maury, it's that sometimes the guy being cheated on doesn't want to end the relationship, he just wants to stop her behavior.  If that's the case here, burying her car (but not using the back hoe to completely demolish it--leaving it stinky but functional) might be the way for him to wipe the slate clean.

or it's fake

who cares, i laughed either way
 
2013-01-24 04:06:16 PM  

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is hishers, what's his is hers.


FTFY
 
2013-01-24 04:07:27 PM  

farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.


isnt that a fivesome? DVDA?
 
2013-01-24 04:08:59 PM  

kvinesknows: farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.

isnt that a fivesome? DVDA?


AIRTIGHT, YEAH BABY!
 
2013-01-24 04:09:48 PM  

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.


Hahahahahahhaaaaa... no

What's hers is hers, what's his is hers.

He has nothing, especially once the divorce lawyers get involved.

And, even though she cheated (or was attempting to cheat), he's going to be the one to have to pay and pay and pay and pay.
 
2013-01-24 04:10:19 PM  

abhorrent1: Jacobin: brap: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

Window shopping.

Key stroke tracking software

Watch the faking video. What are you people, idiots?


I can't read.  So I am just going to assume that those words mean that you think I'm pretty.

- Typed with voice recognition software.
 
2013-01-24 04:11:23 PM  

Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.


The gratuitous second mention of kissingates.com at the end convinced me that it's staged.
 
2013-01-24 04:14:23 PM  
he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.
 
2013-01-24 04:14:49 PM  
Certainly puts the pooh in Peugot.
 
2013-01-24 04:15:11 PM  

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


My ex-wife accidentally used an OK-Cupid-watermarked photo when she updated her Facebook profile pic, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
 
2013-01-24 04:16:19 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I hate manure.


$300? That's bullshiat!
 
2013-01-24 04:18:06 PM  
The moron just trashed his own car. His wife may drive it but it's their budget that bought it and it'll be HIM that pays for the damages to it. Plus he video taped the entire thing. On top of that he just told every guy in the area that his wife is looking for some dick.

Here is what I would do:
Take every article or clothing they own (shirts, dresses, underwear, socks, bras, etc.) and bury them in a field somewhere. The key here is to NEVER admit that you did anything. Just smile.
 
2013-01-24 04:19:40 PM  

LeroyBourne: I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.


cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


It's supposedly set in "rural Lincolnshire" which is ... oh, how can I explain this to Americans? Think "Deliverance" with fewer banjos.
 
2013-01-24 04:21:10 PM  

theMagni: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

My ex-wife accidentally used an OK-Cupid-watermarked photo when she updated her Facebook profile pic, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.


prove it
 
2013-01-24 04:22:15 PM  

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


Really?  How do you figure?

/good to see you gambitsgirl!
 
2013-01-24 04:23:06 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: The moron just trashed his own car. His wife may drive it but it's their budget that bought it and it'll be HIM that pays for the damages to it. Plus he video taped the entire thing. On top of that he just told every guy in the area that his wife is looking for some dick.

Here is what I would do:
Take every article or clothing they own (shirts, dresses, underwear, socks, bras, etc.) and bury them in a field somewhere. The key here is to NEVER admit that you did anything. Just smile.


Because clothes don't cost anything to replace, right?
 
2013-01-24 04:23:20 PM  

kvinesknows: he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.


I was watching that thinking he might kill the poor horse.
 
2013-01-24 04:26:15 PM  
Old news is old.
 
2013-01-24 04:26:48 PM  

Cythraul: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Vindictive? I would think it'd be pretty easy to avoid his wrath - simply by NOT being a cheating whore.


Honestly, someone does shiat like this and I'm just going to assume that, yeah, he's probably going to be incapable of controlling his rage in other situations, too.
 
2013-01-24 04:27:35 PM  
I'm just going to point out that, in my opinion, some people freak out WAY too much about infidelity.
 
2013-01-24 04:29:38 PM  

orbister: LeroyBourne: I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.

It's supposedly set in "rural Lincolnshire" which is ... oh, how can I explain this to Americans? Think "Deliverance" with fewer banjos.


I've been to Lincolnshire actually. And I'm from rural America, so I would be qualified to say that this is not an excuse.
 
2013-01-24 04:29:39 PM  
What's brown, and sounds like a bell?
www.timdrussell.com
 
2013-01-24 04:29:50 PM  

orbister: LeroyBourne: I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.

It's supposedly set in "rural Lincolnshire" which is ... oh, how can I explain this to Americans? Think "Deliverance" with fewer banjos.


huh, that really puts it into perspective.  Thank you.
 
2013-01-24 04:30:22 PM  
What a load of shiat.
 
2013-01-24 04:30:32 PM  

meanmutton: I'm just going to point out that, in my opinion, some people freak out WAY too much about infidelity.


Honestly, most people shouldn't be married in the first place, but the stupid farking societal pressures to get married means that people who are woefully unprepared or incapable of commitment wind up legally attached to each other.
 
2013-01-24 04:33:02 PM  
That's a really shiatty thing to do...

/Sorry, the good jokes was already done...
 
2013-01-24 04:33:36 PM  
Fakeity fake fake fake. Mention the name of the obscure dating site a few more times, why don't ya?
 
2013-01-24 04:33:54 PM  

Cythraul: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.


She left her email open and he saw an email from the site.

Assuming this isn't a just a promo for kissinggates.com
 
2013-01-24 04:34:12 PM  

basemetal: kvinesknows: he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.

I was watching that thinking he might kill the poor horse.


I doubt his penis is big enough to do that.
 
2013-01-24 04:34:32 PM  

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


Is that wrong? Should I not do that?
 
2013-01-24 04:37:32 PM  

pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...


Bullshiat. Who would meet someone in a hotel room without so much as a picture exchanged?
 
2013-01-24 04:38:38 PM  

Shocktopus: pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...

Bullshiat. Who would meet someone in a hotel room without so much as a picture exchanged?


people send pics of other people all the time.
 
2013-01-24 04:39:11 PM  

abhorrent1: dv-ous: Yeah, a little bit of vandalism and/or property damage of - presumably - something that's in both your names

I'm going to go ahead and be sexist and assume he has money and it was a car he bought for her.


I wouldn't go that far, but co-signing on a spouses car loan is hardly uncommon.
 
2013-01-24 04:43:08 PM  
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2013-01-24 04:44:48 PM  
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/can't see it
//has a funnel on the ass's ass
///biowaste powered
 
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