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2013-01-24 02:17:47 PM
So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......
 
2013-01-24 02:21:38 PM
Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?
 
2013-01-24 02:27:53 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
I hate manure.
 
2013-01-24 02:30:15 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.
 
2013-01-24 02:40:25 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


Window shopping.
 
2013-01-24 02:42:42 PM
Came for Biff, leaving happy.
 
2013-01-24 02:49:57 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


Did you not watch the video?  He was checking his email and his wife left her email logged in.  He saw an email regarding her profile.
 
2013-01-24 02:54:30 PM
is this "had an okcupid pofile and got the spam"? or "actively looking for dudes to bang on the dl"
 
2013-01-24 02:57:00 PM
My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.
 
2013-01-24 02:59:41 PM

Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.


Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.
 
2013-01-24 03:14:16 PM
Just came to the Greenlit section to see if my story got lit up.  Sees story about manure and car.  Look up "Back to the Future" manure scene.  Click and save same exact pic as farkingismybusiness.  Congrats blatz, you're late to the party again.

/kicks dirt
 
2013-01-24 03:19:28 PM

timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.


Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.
 
2013-01-24 03:24:08 PM

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.


Vindictive? I would think it'd be pretty easy to avoid his wrath - simply by NOT being a cheating whore.
 
2013-01-24 03:29:58 PM
Is she topless on the horse?

Also:
"I have a confession: my husband does not know I am on here! I've been married for 5 years, but he is a complete idiot and completely crazy. I'm in need of some attention from someone normal! I love 2 things in my life, my horses and my convertible Peugeot! Looking for likeminded man, discretion needed and expected! Thanks x"

Well she did say he was crazy.
 
2013-01-24 03:31:19 PM
Hmmm.  How does IMPROVING the look of that POS car count as revenge?
 
2013-01-24 03:35:28 PM

basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......


I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer
 
2013-01-24 03:35:47 PM
Zero points for originality.
 
2013-01-24 03:36:06 PM
@farkingismybusiness, You totally beat me to it!
 
2013-01-24 03:36:10 PM
Pig manure would have been infinitely more effective. And perhaps appropriate.
 
2013-01-24 03:36:48 PM
It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.
 
2013-01-24 03:38:08 PM
Wrong way to get revenge against a cheating wife: Dump horse manure in her convertible. Right way to get revenge against a cheating wife: Have sex with several younger, better looking women.
 
2013-01-24 03:38:33 PM
pjmedia.com

Yeah, a little bit of vandalism and/or property damage of - presumably - something that's in both your names... beats the hell out of grabbing a chainsaw or something.

I don't like poop, so I'd probably have gone to her car while she was at work, slashed the tires, and spray-painted "cheating whore" all over it, then left.
 
2013-01-24 03:39:05 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-24 03:39:13 PM
Is the HERO tag busy doing something else? Maybe we could get two of them.
 
2013-01-24 03:39:15 PM
DAS POOP!

(couldn't find a pic right away)
 
2013-01-24 03:39:33 PM

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.


Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.
 
2013-01-24 03:39:50 PM

timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.


Indeed. Wish I'd done that to my ex when I caught him, but leaving him with a $200k house and the payments seems just as well--especially since the judge agreed and was appalled when he tried to say I should pay him alimony (he makes $4k a month after taxes). I didn't know a non-TV judge could get away with asking someone if they were out of their mind.
 
2013-01-24 03:40:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: Is she topless on the horse?

Also:
"I have a confession: my husband does not know I am on here! I've been married for 5 years, but he is a complete idiot and completely crazy. I'm in need of some attention from someone normal! I love 2 things in my life, my horses and my convertible Peugeot! Looking for likeminded man, discretion needed and expected! Thanks x"

Well she did say he was crazy.


full nude I think
 
2013-01-24 03:40:29 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


she left her email open and there was a message from the dating site.
 
2013-01-24 03:40:49 PM

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


Not Hawaii? Son, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-24 03:41:54 PM
He could be crazy
 
2013-01-24 03:42:26 PM

Cythraul: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.


she left her email open and there was a message from the dating site.
 
2013-01-24 03:43:11 PM
It feels really fake to me.

She just happens to post that she really loves her shiatly little convertible and her horses.

OMG! Dude, I'm gonna fill her car, that she LOVES, with horse manure, which she also LOVES. Don't you love it when poetic justice comes together?

Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.
 
2013-01-24 03:43:20 PM
That's not revenge....

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-24 03:43:20 PM

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


But he just may be the lunatic she's looking for
 
2013-01-24 03:44:01 PM

keytronic: Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.


Yeah.  I give it about a 3% chance of being real.
 
2013-01-24 03:44:16 PM
Pouring sh*t on a Peugeot is like pouring water in a pool.
 
2013-01-24 03:44:43 PM
and it was all a wacky misunderstanding on the next episode of  "Rules of Engagement "
 
2013-01-24 03:45:01 PM

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!
 
2013-01-24 03:45:21 PM

dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.


I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...
 
2013-01-24 03:45:31 PM

robertus: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

But he just may be the lunatic she's looking for


GAH EARWORM
 
2013-01-24 03:45:38 PM
Whenever I see something like this, it reminds me of that father that shot his daughter's laptop because she mouthed off. That, unless I'm mistaken, was proven to be a bit of a hoax.
 
2013-01-24 03:46:35 PM

brap: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!


Double earworm pounded heartlessly in my head like shiat in a Peugeot
 
2013-01-24 03:47:04 PM
I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.
 
2013-01-24 03:47:36 PM
Did you not watch the video?  He was checking his email and his wife left her email logged in.  He saw an email regarding her profile.

that was an Error on our part
 
2013-01-24 03:48:28 PM
At about 48 seconds, above the bucket of the tractor, you can see someone's legs. I'm calling fake, too. If that's her "beloved Peugeot" she doesn't keep it shiny or clean.
 
2013-01-24 03:49:34 PM

durbnpoisn: Whenever I see something like this, it reminds me of that father that shot his daughter's laptop because she mouthed off. That, unless I'm mistaken, was proven to be a bit of a hoax.


Although 99% of shiat like this is fake today,I actually think you're mistaken on that one.
 
2013-01-24 03:49:47 PM

fatbear: I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.


Beat me to it.

/KISSINGGATES.COM
 
2013-01-24 03:52:23 PM

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.


I think he's new to that divorce thing

Cue--Que Your new around here pic
 
2013-01-24 03:52:37 PM

fatbear: I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.


Came to post exactly this. I didn't catch on until the absolutely bonkers out-of-left-field plug for the site at the end. I guess there's no such thing as bad viral publicity, but do you really want to go with "Use our site to cheat on your husband and get shiat dumped on your car"?
 
2013-01-24 03:52:51 PM

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.
 
2013-01-24 03:54:34 PM
I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.
 
2013-01-24 03:54:43 PM
Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.
 
2013-01-24 03:55:23 PM
Hey that's a nice car....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 
2013-01-24 03:55:41 PM

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


Even better haver her fly to Canada for a meeting and she will be sitting in the airport waiting for him.
 
2013-01-24 03:56:39 PM

brap: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

Window shopping.


Key stroke tracking software
 
2013-01-24 03:57:44 PM
Why bother with revenge? Just cut loose of the relationship if it bothers you, and move on to greener pastures.

Do a few screen captures, of course, just in case you need to fight in divorce court, but don't get all poop-flingy when you find out you're being cheated on. Just get out and find someone who will respect your ethical expectations.
 
2013-01-24 03:58:04 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-24 03:58:24 PM

farkingismybusiness: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 719x384]
I hate manure.


Good deal, Batman's work be done!
 
2013-01-24 03:58:38 PM

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.


You must be a woman...

/And he probably just found the website on the family computer.
 
2013-01-24 03:58:40 PM

dv-ous: Yeah, a little bit of vandalism and/or property damage of - presumably - something that's in both your names


I'm going to go ahead and be sexist and assume he has money and it was a car he bought for her.
 
2013-01-24 03:59:47 PM

Jacobin: brap: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

Window shopping.

Key stroke tracking software


Watch the faking video. What are you people, idiots?
 
2013-01-24 04:01:57 PM

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer



static.tvfanatic.com

"P.S. I am was gay."
 
2013-01-24 04:02:53 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.


Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.
 
2013-01-24 04:05:08 PM

farked3ways2sunday:

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.


I can't believe you said that. That is SO WRONG.


/coeds have *three* holes.
 
2013-01-24 04:05:42 PM
If I've learned anything from 12 years of Maury, it's that sometimes the guy being cheated on doesn't want to end the relationship, he just wants to stop her behavior.  If that's the case here, burying her car (but not using the back hoe to completely demolish it--leaving it stinky but functional) might be the way for him to wipe the slate clean.

or it's fake

who cares, i laughed either way
 
2013-01-24 04:06:16 PM

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is hishers, what's his is hers.


FTFY
 
2013-01-24 04:07:27 PM

farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.


isnt that a fivesome? DVDA?
 
2013-01-24 04:08:59 PM

kvinesknows: farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.

isnt that a fivesome? DVDA?


AIRTIGHT, YEAH BABY!
 
2013-01-24 04:09:48 PM

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.


Hahahahahahhaaaaa... no

What's hers is hers, what's his is hers.

He has nothing, especially once the divorce lawyers get involved.

And, even though she cheated (or was attempting to cheat), he's going to be the one to have to pay and pay and pay and pay.
 
2013-01-24 04:10:19 PM

abhorrent1: Jacobin: brap: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

Window shopping.

Key stroke tracking software

Watch the faking video. What are you people, idiots?


I can't read.  So I am just going to assume that those words mean that you think I'm pretty.

- Typed with voice recognition software.
 
2013-01-24 04:11:23 PM

Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.


The gratuitous second mention of kissingates.com at the end convinced me that it's staged.
 
2013-01-24 04:14:23 PM
he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.
 
2013-01-24 04:14:49 PM
Certainly puts the pooh in Peugot.
 
2013-01-24 04:15:11 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


My ex-wife accidentally used an OK-Cupid-watermarked photo when she updated her Facebook profile pic, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
 
2013-01-24 04:16:19 PM

farkingismybusiness: I hate manure.


$300? That's bullshiat!
 
2013-01-24 04:18:06 PM
The moron just trashed his own car. His wife may drive it but it's their budget that bought it and it'll be HIM that pays for the damages to it. Plus he video taped the entire thing. On top of that he just told every guy in the area that his wife is looking for some dick.

Here is what I would do:
Take every article or clothing they own (shirts, dresses, underwear, socks, bras, etc.) and bury them in a field somewhere. The key here is to NEVER admit that you did anything. Just smile.
 
2013-01-24 04:19:40 PM

LeroyBourne: I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.


cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


It's supposedly set in "rural Lincolnshire" which is ... oh, how can I explain this to Americans? Think "Deliverance" with fewer banjos.
 
2013-01-24 04:21:10 PM

theMagni: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

My ex-wife accidentally used an OK-Cupid-watermarked photo when she updated her Facebook profile pic, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.


prove it
 
2013-01-24 04:22:15 PM

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


Really?  How do you figure?

/good to see you gambitsgirl!
 
2013-01-24 04:23:06 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: The moron just trashed his own car. His wife may drive it but it's their budget that bought it and it'll be HIM that pays for the damages to it. Plus he video taped the entire thing. On top of that he just told every guy in the area that his wife is looking for some dick.

Here is what I would do:
Take every article or clothing they own (shirts, dresses, underwear, socks, bras, etc.) and bury them in a field somewhere. The key here is to NEVER admit that you did anything. Just smile.


Because clothes don't cost anything to replace, right?
 
2013-01-24 04:23:20 PM

kvinesknows: he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.


I was watching that thinking he might kill the poor horse.
 
2013-01-24 04:26:15 PM
Old news is old.
 
2013-01-24 04:26:48 PM

Cythraul: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Vindictive? I would think it'd be pretty easy to avoid his wrath - simply by NOT being a cheating whore.


Honestly, someone does shiat like this and I'm just going to assume that, yeah, he's probably going to be incapable of controlling his rage in other situations, too.
 
2013-01-24 04:27:35 PM
I'm just going to point out that, in my opinion, some people freak out WAY too much about infidelity.
 
2013-01-24 04:29:38 PM

orbister: LeroyBourne: I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.

It's supposedly set in "rural Lincolnshire" which is ... oh, how can I explain this to Americans? Think "Deliverance" with fewer banjos.


I've been to Lincolnshire actually. And I'm from rural America, so I would be qualified to say that this is not an excuse.
 
2013-01-24 04:29:39 PM
What's brown, and sounds like a bell?
www.timdrussell.com
 
2013-01-24 04:29:50 PM

orbister: LeroyBourne: I suppose he could just confront her, lawyer up and divorce her like a normal human being, but she called him crazy, and I think he has a duty to live up to her accusations. Fake or not, I liked it.

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.

It's supposedly set in "rural Lincolnshire" which is ... oh, how can I explain this to Americans? Think "Deliverance" with fewer banjos.


huh, that really puts it into perspective.  Thank you.
 
2013-01-24 04:30:22 PM
What a load of shiat.
 
2013-01-24 04:30:32 PM

meanmutton: I'm just going to point out that, in my opinion, some people freak out WAY too much about infidelity.


Honestly, most people shouldn't be married in the first place, but the stupid farking societal pressures to get married means that people who are woefully unprepared or incapable of commitment wind up legally attached to each other.
 
2013-01-24 04:33:02 PM
That's a really shiatty thing to do...

/Sorry, the good jokes was already done...
 
2013-01-24 04:33:36 PM
Fakeity fake fake fake. Mention the name of the obscure dating site a few more times, why don't ya?
 
2013-01-24 04:33:54 PM

Cythraul: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.


She left her email open and he saw an email from the site.

Assuming this isn't a just a promo for kissinggates.com
 
2013-01-24 04:34:12 PM

basemetal: kvinesknows: he should have just filmed himself farking her horse in the backseat of the car.

I was watching that thinking he might kill the poor horse.


I doubt his penis is big enough to do that.
 
2013-01-24 04:34:32 PM

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


Is that wrong? Should I not do that?
 
2013-01-24 04:37:32 PM

pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...


Bullshiat. Who would meet someone in a hotel room without so much as a picture exchanged?
 
2013-01-24 04:38:38 PM

Shocktopus: pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...

Bullshiat. Who would meet someone in a hotel room without so much as a picture exchanged?


people send pics of other people all the time.
 
2013-01-24 04:39:11 PM

abhorrent1: dv-ous: Yeah, a little bit of vandalism and/or property damage of - presumably - something that's in both your names

I'm going to go ahead and be sexist and assume he has money and it was a car he bought for her.


I wouldn't go that far, but co-signing on a spouses car loan is hardly uncommon.
 
2013-01-24 04:43:08 PM
Cut the middle man:  cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-01-24 04:44:48 PM
Double your efficiency: assets.inhabitat.com

/can't see it
//has a funnel on the ass's ass
///biowaste powered
 
2013-01-24 04:46:15 PM

farm machine: Pig manure would have been infinitely more effective. And perhaps appropriate.


No, actually, check this...

From the wife... "I love 2 things in my life, my horses and my convertible Peugeot!"

He just took the two things she loved and combined them for her... even though she was cheating on him.... what a great guy.
 
2013-01-24 04:46:38 PM
https://www.facebook.com/beckyj.92?v=wall
 
2013-01-24 04:48:43 PM
Viral BS

C'mon mods, why waste everyone's time with this?
 
2013-01-24 04:50:01 PM

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things.


Or maybe he dumps feces on stuff because she's a cheating whore.
 
2013-01-24 04:52:31 PM

jtown: Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.


That only counts for things with no names explicitly attached to them, like furniture. Vehicles, on the other hand, are explicitly registered under an individual's name.
 
2013-01-24 04:52:44 PM

Timmy the Tumor: If I've learned anything from 12 years of Maury, it's that sometimes the guy being cheated on doesn't want to end the relationship, he just wants to stop her behavior.  If that's the case here, burying her car (but not using the back hoe to completely demolish it--leaving it stinky but functional) might be the way for him to wipe the slate clean.

or it's fake

who cares, i laughed either way


Knows about stank

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-24 04:53:50 PM
"Honey...my car is over there."
 
2013-01-24 04:53:50 PM

Karmic: https://www.facebook.com/beckyj.92?v=wall


in relationship with emily .....
 
2013-01-24 04:58:58 PM
OKAY, PEUGOT COMING OUT!

JC
 
2013-01-24 05:06:27 PM

basemetal: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

Really?  How do you figure?

/good to see you gambitsgirl!


The shiat he pulled

/hi you :-)
 
2013-01-24 05:06:42 PM
No that is a bad idea, never give them the idea that you are getting a divorce, let the courts notify them after you have filed, drained the accounts and fled the city with your hot rich girlfriend.
 
2013-01-24 05:09:39 PM
This video brought to you by kissinggates.com! When you think of kissinggates.com, think of infidelity and feces!
 
2013-01-24 05:09:46 PM

gambitsgirl: brap: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!

Double earworm pounded heartlessly in my head like shiat in a Peugeot


You may be right. :)
 
2013-01-24 05:14:27 PM
No. The right way is to buy those big yellow Rubbermaid garbage cans and take everything she owns and place it in there. Undo the tops of the perfume and let it leak in there then put the garbage outside. When you divorce, during the property settlement you are ordered to give her stuff back, bring it to the courthouse steps after the hearing.

Worked for me on my first wife.

/ no officer, the Judge ordered me to bring this to her pronto.
// oh get over yourself. She got off light. Don't judge me bro.
 
2013-01-24 05:16:33 PM

unfarkingbelievable: gambitsgirl: brap: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!

Double earworm pounded heartlessly in my head like shiat in a Peugeot

You may be right. :)


UnFARKINGbelievable
 
2013-01-24 05:22:17 PM

DarkPascual: That's a really shiatty thing to do...

/Sorry, the good jokes was already done...


Man you're hilarious!
 
2013-01-24 05:25:30 PM

farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.


Gunnar, this comment is disturbing. Combined with the comment in your profile, my advice to you is to seek therapy. Seriously.
 
2013-01-24 05:26:04 PM
He should have pumped exhaust from the car into the horse barn before he dumped the manure on the car. Then the revenge would have gone full circle.
 
2013-01-24 05:27:45 PM

organs in mains: He should have pumped exhaust from the car into the horse barn before he dumped the manure on the car. Then the revenge would have gone full circle.


how so?  did the horse have a dating site profile, too?
 
2013-01-24 05:30:13 PM
surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
Link
 
2013-01-24 05:35:10 PM

SuperT: is this "had an okcupid pofile and got the spam"? or "actively looking for dudes to bang on the dl"


Watch the video. He scrolls down on her profile where she states on it that she's been married 5 years, and husband doesn't know she's on there and that he's "a complete idiot".
Car-manuring justified. Hope he had a pre-nup and is filing for divorce.
 
2013-01-24 05:37:02 PM

organs in mains: He should have pumped exhaust from the car into the horse barn before he dumped the manure on the car. Then the revenge would have gone full circle.


1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2013-01-24 05:37:02 PM
 
2013-01-24 05:39:52 PM
www.themoviemind.com
 
2013-01-24 05:47:56 PM

pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-24 05:48:08 PM
He should have contacted her through that dating site with an alt to give her some of the good old...maximum trolling
 
2013-01-24 05:49:40 PM
Better revenge is to quietly divorce her, move to a beautiful part of the country, make a lot o money, bang her mom or sister, then remarry a girl 20 years younger than her.
 
2013-01-24 05:52:12 PM
Headline wasn't funny.  This is FARK.  Go back and do better!
 
2013-01-24 05:52:26 PM

amquelbettamin: Better revenge is to quietly divorce her, move to a beautiful part of the country, make a lot o money, bang her mom or sister, then remarry a girl 20 years younger than her.


That sounds like a lot of work.
 
2013-01-24 05:57:50 PM

pottie: dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...


So the went downstairs for Pina Coladas?
 
2013-01-24 06:00:49 PM
Go to the website, kissinggates.com. This video is advertised prominently on the frontpage, there's a second video too, with the owner of the site. Interestingly the people in both videos sound exactly alike.
 
2013-01-24 06:02:40 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


preemptive strike my dear watson.
 
2013-01-24 06:05:17 PM

keytronic: It feels really fake to me.

She just happens to post that she really loves her shiatly little convertible and her horses.

OMG! Dude, I'm gonna fill her car, that she LOVES, with horse manure, which she also LOVES. Don't you love it when poetic justice comes together?

Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.


His story is a lot more credible than, "I think I'll fill this car with manure just to get a few YouTube hits."

Or do you think it was all done with computers?
 
2013-01-24 06:21:15 PM

BarkingUnicorn:

His story is a lot more credible than, "I think I'll fill this car with manure just to get a few YouTube hits."

Or do you think it was all done with computers?


Didyaknow gullible's not in the dictionary?
 
2013-01-24 06:32:14 PM
Obvious fake. In real life man's wife moves her lover into thief home, stops sleeping with the husband and refuses to go to marital counseling because the husband just needs to get over it.

But the man gets revenge by paying her 52% of his take home pay in alimony and child support and only seeing his kids half the time.

/Don't mind me
// I'll just be over here weeping in the corner.
 
2013-01-24 07:15:07 PM

kvinesknows: farked3ways2sunday: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

My daughter at Stanford who dates football players approves of your shenanigans.

Sorry to hear about the daughter, I am sure they will treat her with all the respect she deserves.

/in a threesome, two sweaty hulking dudes in each of her holes thrusting angrily.

isnt that a fivesome? DVDA?


Actually, I think t would be a sevensome.
 
2013-01-24 07:20:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I'm just going to point out that, in my opinion, some people freak out WAY too much about infidelity.

Honestly, most people shouldn't be married in the first place, but the stupid farking societal pressures to get married means that people who are woefully unprepared or incapable of commitment wind up legally attached to each other.


You both sound single....
 
2013-01-24 07:38:50 PM
So what's she Farkin' look like?
 
2013-01-24 07:40:01 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Vehicles, on the other hand, are explicitly registered under an individual's name.


The registration document in the UK is careful say that it is not proof of ownership. The keeper registers the car, not the owner.
 
2013-01-24 08:00:12 PM
Is that all?
 
2013-01-24 08:01:14 PM

Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.


A reasonable approach, demonstrating a healthy degree of critical thinking.
 
2013-01-24 08:11:37 PM

BarkingUnicorn: keytronic: It feels really fake to me.

She just happens to post that she really loves her shiatly little convertible and her horses.

OMG! Dude, I'm gonna fill her car, that she LOVES, with horse manure, which she also LOVES. Don't you love it when poetic justice comes together?

Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.

His story is a lot more credible than, "I think I'll fill this car with manure just to get a few YouTube hits."

Or do you think it was all done with computers?


Have you considered that some obscure website called "kissinggates.com" as the narrator so clearly announces at the beginning and the end would benefit greately by some viral campaign?
 
2013-01-24 08:16:23 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [IT'S A FAKE.jpg]


There is someone looking at the scene thru the window inside the house. Obvious viral marketing (unless it's real,then ...)
 
2013-01-24 08:27:25 PM
One thing is clear-- the couple has a stable relationship.
 
2013-01-24 08:41:06 PM

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


Like Taeo's girlfriend?
 
2013-01-24 08:43:46 PM

farkingismybusiness: I hate manure.


Can't believe it took three posts for this to show up.
 
2013-01-24 09:03:48 PM
I know I'm late to this party, but has anyone mentioned that it's completely fake? Also, its an ad for the dating site.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-24 09:26:39 PM
Hey, at least he didn't snap and kill her with an assault weapon!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-24 09:27:16 PM

gja: Hey, at least he didn't snap and kill her with an assault weapon!


(too soon?)
 
2013-01-24 09:46:44 PM

ArcadianRefugee: jtown: Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.

That only counts for things with no names explicitly attached to them, like furniture. Vehicles, on the other hand, are explicitly registered under an individual's name.


Doesn't matter. It is still half his car. The only thing the registration being in someone's name is that it makes it easier for the person to sell it without getting vetoed by a spouse. Say you want to sell your honda accord station wagon and go buy a porsche. Your spouse needs to sign off on selling the car and might ask you what car is the replacement.

If you are going to get divorced anyway, it wont help to sell the car off to make your splittable assets lower. The judge will just look at that and say you were dumping assets.
 
2013-01-24 09:49:22 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


Reminds me of this.
 
2013-01-24 10:00:40 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Double your efficiency: [assets.inhabitat.com image 537x322]

/can't see it
//has a funnel on the ass's ass
///biowaste powered


Portable green donkey show?
 
2013-01-24 10:23:55 PM

blatz514: Timmy the Tumor: If I've learned anything from 12 years of Maury, it's that sometimes the guy being cheated on doesn't want to end the relationship, he just wants to stop her behavior.  If that's the case here, burying her car (but not using the back hoe to completely demolish it--leaving it stinky but functional) might be the way for him to wipe the slate clean.

or it's fake

who cares, i laughed either way

Knows about stank

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x300]


"Like a punch in the face."
 
2013-01-24 10:41:21 PM
Came for the old-school Harper Valley PTA reference. Leaving disappointed.

/manure provided by Seattle Slew
 
2013-01-24 10:50:50 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


That's a good question.
 
2013-01-24 11:40:52 PM

ElBarto79: Go to the website, kissinggates.com. This video is advertised prominently on the frontpage, there's a second video too, with the owner of the site. Interestingly the people in both videos sound exactly alike.


By golly, you're right!
BBC story on KissingGates.com
Imma say "viral attempt failing"
 
2013-01-25 02:48:57 AM

Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.


I was trying to find fault in the car. Like it's headed for the scrap yard and wait a tic. How about making a video...
 
2013-01-25 02:59:12 AM

ParallelUniverseParking: He should have contacted her through that dating site with an alt to give her some of the good old...maximum trolling


I bet that breaks the ToS and is a illegal on at least 2 counts.
 
2013-01-25 03:59:57 AM

cgraves67: Maybe she's cheating on him because he's the kind of guy that resolves their differences by dumping feces on things she's not adult enough to tell him that it isn't working out and it's time to get a divorce.


FTFY.
/ gold-digging also an option
 
2013-01-25 09:36:56 AM

fatbear: I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.


This...  It's a lame viral video attempt
 
2013-01-25 10:07:47 AM
Fake. Nobody has a beloved Puegot.
 
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