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(93.9 Lite FM)   Husband finds wife's online dating profile and gets revenge on cheating wife by dumping horse manure on her convertible   (litefm.com) divider line 161
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2013-01-24 02:17:47 PM  
So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......
 
2013-01-24 02:21:38 PM  
Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?
 
2013-01-24 02:27:53 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
I hate manure.
 
2013-01-24 02:30:15 PM  

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.
 
2013-01-24 02:40:25 PM  

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


Window shopping.
 
2013-01-24 02:42:42 PM  
Came for Biff, leaving happy.
 
2013-01-24 02:49:57 PM  

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


Did you not watch the video?  He was checking his email and his wife left her email logged in.  He saw an email regarding her profile.
 
2013-01-24 02:54:30 PM  
is this "had an okcupid pofile and got the spam"? or "actively looking for dudes to bang on the dl"
 
2013-01-24 02:57:00 PM  
My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.
 
2013-01-24 02:59:41 PM  

Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.


Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.
 
2013-01-24 03:14:16 PM  
Just came to the Greenlit section to see if my story got lit up.  Sees story about manure and car.  Look up "Back to the Future" manure scene.  Click and save same exact pic as farkingismybusiness.  Congrats blatz, you're late to the party again.

/kicks dirt
 
2013-01-24 03:19:28 PM  

timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.


Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.
 
2013-01-24 03:24:08 PM  

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.


Vindictive? I would think it'd be pretty easy to avoid his wrath - simply by NOT being a cheating whore.
 
2013-01-24 03:29:58 PM  
Is she topless on the horse?

Also:
"I have a confession: my husband does not know I am on here! I've been married for 5 years, but he is a complete idiot and completely crazy. I'm in need of some attention from someone normal! I love 2 things in my life, my horses and my convertible Peugeot! Looking for likeminded man, discretion needed and expected! Thanks x"

Well she did say he was crazy.
 
2013-01-24 03:31:19 PM  
Hmmm.  How does IMPROVING the look of that POS car count as revenge?
 
2013-01-24 03:35:28 PM  

basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......


I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer
 
2013-01-24 03:35:47 PM  
Zero points for originality.
 
2013-01-24 03:36:06 PM  
@farkingismybusiness, You totally beat me to it!
 
2013-01-24 03:36:10 PM  
Pig manure would have been infinitely more effective. And perhaps appropriate.
 
2013-01-24 03:36:48 PM  
It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.
 
2013-01-24 03:38:08 PM  
Wrong way to get revenge against a cheating wife: Dump horse manure in her convertible. Right way to get revenge against a cheating wife: Have sex with several younger, better looking women.
 
2013-01-24 03:38:33 PM  
pjmedia.com

Yeah, a little bit of vandalism and/or property damage of - presumably - something that's in both your names... beats the hell out of grabbing a chainsaw or something.

I don't like poop, so I'd probably have gone to her car while she was at work, slashed the tires, and spray-painted "cheating whore" all over it, then left.
 
2013-01-24 03:39:05 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-24 03:39:13 PM  
Is the HERO tag busy doing something else? Maybe we could get two of them.
 
2013-01-24 03:39:15 PM  
DAS POOP!

(couldn't find a pic right away)
 
2013-01-24 03:39:33 PM  

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.


Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.
 
2013-01-24 03:39:50 PM  

timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.


Indeed. Wish I'd done that to my ex when I caught him, but leaving him with a $200k house and the payments seems just as well--especially since the judge agreed and was appalled when he tried to say I should pay him alimony (he makes $4k a month after taxes). I didn't know a non-TV judge could get away with asking someone if they were out of their mind.
 
2013-01-24 03:40:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Is she topless on the horse?

Also:
"I have a confession: my husband does not know I am on here! I've been married for 5 years, but he is a complete idiot and completely crazy. I'm in need of some attention from someone normal! I love 2 things in my life, my horses and my convertible Peugeot! Looking for likeminded man, discretion needed and expected! Thanks x"

Well she did say he was crazy.


full nude I think
 
2013-01-24 03:40:29 PM  

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?


she left her email open and there was a message from the dating site.
 
2013-01-24 03:40:49 PM  

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer


Not Hawaii? Son, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-24 03:41:54 PM  
He could be crazy
 
2013-01-24 03:42:26 PM  

Cythraul: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.


she left her email open and there was a message from the dating site.
 
2013-01-24 03:43:11 PM  
It feels really fake to me.

She just happens to post that she really loves her shiatly little convertible and her horses.

OMG! Dude, I'm gonna fill her car, that she LOVES, with horse manure, which she also LOVES. Don't you love it when poetic justice comes together?

Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.
 
2013-01-24 03:43:20 PM  
That's not revenge....

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-24 03:43:20 PM  

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


But he just may be the lunatic she's looking for
 
2013-01-24 03:44:01 PM  

keytronic: Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.


Yeah.  I give it about a 3% chance of being real.
 
2013-01-24 03:44:16 PM  
Pouring sh*t on a Peugeot is like pouring water in a pool.
 
2013-01-24 03:44:43 PM  
and it was all a wacky misunderstanding on the next episode of  "Rules of Engagement "
 
2013-01-24 03:45:01 PM  

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy


You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!
 
2013-01-24 03:45:21 PM  

dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.


I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...
 
2013-01-24 03:45:31 PM  

robertus: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

But he just may be the lunatic she's looking for


GAH EARWORM
 
2013-01-24 03:45:38 PM  
Whenever I see something like this, it reminds me of that father that shot his daughter's laptop because she mouthed off. That, unless I'm mistaken, was proven to be a bit of a hoax.
 
2013-01-24 03:46:35 PM  

brap: gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

You may be right.
He may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!


Double earworm pounded heartlessly in my head like shiat in a Peugeot
 
2013-01-24 03:47:04 PM  
I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.
 
2013-01-24 03:47:36 PM  
Did you not watch the video?  He was checking his email and his wife left her email logged in.  He saw an email regarding her profile.

that was an Error on our part
 
2013-01-24 03:48:28 PM  
At about 48 seconds, above the bucket of the tractor, you can see someone's legs. I'm calling fake, too. If that's her "beloved Peugeot" she doesn't keep it shiny or clean.
 
2013-01-24 03:49:34 PM  

durbnpoisn: Whenever I see something like this, it reminds me of that father that shot his daughter's laptop because she mouthed off. That, unless I'm mistaken, was proven to be a bit of a hoax.


Although 99% of shiat like this is fake today,I actually think you're mistaken on that one.
 
2013-01-24 03:49:47 PM  

fatbear: I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.


Beat me to it.

/KISSINGGATES.COM
 
2013-01-24 03:52:23 PM  

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.


I think he's new to that divorce thing

Cue--Que Your new around here pic
 
2013-01-24 03:52:37 PM  

fatbear: I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.


Came to post exactly this. I didn't catch on until the absolutely bonkers out-of-left-field plug for the site at the end. I guess there's no such thing as bad viral publicity, but do you really want to go with "Use our site to cheat on your husband and get shiat dumped on your car"?
 
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