I hate manure.

is this "had an okcupid pofile and got the spam"? or "actively looking for dudes to bang on the dl"

basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

Zero points for originality.

@farkingismybusiness, You totally beat me to it!

Pig manure would have been infinitely more effective. And perhaps appropriate.

It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

Wrong way to get revenge against a cheating wife: Dump horse manure in her convertible. Right way to get revenge against a cheating wife: Have sex with several younger, better looking women.

Yeah, a little bit of vandalism and/or property damage of - presumably - something that's in both your names... beats the hell out of grabbing a chainsaw or something.

I don't like poop, so I'd probably have gone to her car while she was at work, slashed the tires, and spray-painted "cheating whore" all over it, then left.

Is the HERO tag busy doing something else? Maybe we could get two of them.

DAS POOP!

(couldn't find a pic right away)

Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.

timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Indeed. Wish I'd done that to my ex when I caught him, but leaving him with a $200k house and the payments seems just as well--especially since the judge agreed and was appalled when he tried to say I should pay him alimony (he makes $4k a month after taxes). I didn't know a non-TV judge could get away with asking someone if they were out of their mind.

I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

she left her email open and there was a message from the dating site.

Cheron: basemetal: So I guess there's going to be a divorce.......

I would have engaged her in a long distance romance pretending to be mister right from Canada. Then when she was totally in love with the fake persona I would die of cancer

Not Hawaii? Son, I am disappoint.

Cythraul: I_C_Weener: Wait a second.  Why was he on a dating site?

I was wondering the same thing. They should both just sing that 'Do You Like Pina Coladas' song together and realize they're made for each other.

she left her email open and there was a message from the dating site.

It feels really fake to me.

She just happens to post that she really loves her shiatly little convertible and her horses.

OMG! Dude, I'm gonna fill her car, that she LOVES, with horse manure, which she also LOVES. Don't you love it when poetic justice comes together?

Real life is not as well written as a sitcom.

That's not revenge....

gambitsgirl: He could be crazy

But he just may be the lunatic she's looking for

Pouring sh*t on a Peugeot is like pouring water in a pool.

dhuyd: It would be interesting if he made a fake account for himself and got a date with her, only to catch her red handed.

I have a friend that discovered her husband was cheating on her. She decided to use a dating site to return the favor and agreed to rendezvous with a man that she met on the site. She showed up to the hotel room at the arranged time, knocked on the door and was stunned with disbelief when her husband opened the door. Awkward...

Whenever I see something like this, it reminds me of that father that shot his daughter's laptop because she mouthed off. That, unless I'm mistaken, was proven to be a bit of a hoax.

I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.

Did you not watch the video?  He was checking his email and his wife left her email logged in.  He saw an email regarding her profile.

that was an Error on our part

durbnpoisn: Whenever I see something like this, it reminds me of that father that shot his daughter's laptop because she mouthed off. That, unless I'm mistaken, was proven to be a bit of a hoax.

Although 99% of shiat like this is fake today,I actually think you're mistaken on that one.

fatbear: I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.

Beat me to it.

/KISSINGGATES.COM

jtown: Honest Bender: timujin: Pocket Ninja: My default setting is to reject anything like this as fake or staged. It will remain so in my mind until compelling evidence otherwise is introduced. Video of the wife's reaction to the car would be a beginning.

Yeah, my thought at well.  But if it's real, it's about 400 kinds of awesome.

Ya, it's so awesome the way he'll have to pay for the damages. And I'm sure he'll have no trouble hooking up with the ladies after they find out what a vindictive ass he is. I wonder why she was looking at her options... he seems like such a nice guy.

/This is just as lame as that stupid country song.

Why would he have to pay for damaging his own car? They're married. What's hers is his, what's his is hers.

I think he's new to that divorce thing

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fatbear: I think this is totally real. You can tell because the logo for KISSINGGATES.COM is clearly visible in the opening shot and the husband clearly says KISSINGGATES.COM once at the beginning, and then at the end he mentions KISSINGGATES.COM for no farking reason whatsoever.

It's definitely not a viral video for KISSINGGATES.COM.

Came to post exactly this. I didn't catch on until the absolutely bonkers out-of-left-field plug for the site at the end. I guess there's no such thing as bad viral publicity, but do you really want to go with "Use our site to cheat on your husband and get shiat dumped on your car"?