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(Sun News Network)   Anti-wrinkle cream made out of foreskins. Worth protesting? Yes, if you're a member of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project   (sunnewsnetwork.ca ) divider line
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2013-01-24 02:49:25 PM  
7 votes:
I think they're making a mountain out of a mohel.
2013-01-24 02:38:52 PM  
7 votes:
C-FAP?
2013-01-24 02:35:54 PM  
5 votes:
I feel Oprah's pain, lost a fortune investing in this failed snack company.  I thought it would be a slam-dunk as they combined the best qualities of jerky and Funyons.


i253.photobucket.com
2013-01-24 03:59:19 PM  
2 votes:
Q: How do you circumcise a whale?

A: Four skin divers.
2013-01-24 02:51:22 PM  
2 votes:
But...aren't they all wrinkly already?
2013-01-24 02:48:55 PM  
2 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
This one goes out to the good folks in the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project!
Come on, helmet-heads! Clap along!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
I've got you under my skin.
I've got you deep in the dong of me.
So deep in my dong that you're really a part of me.
I've got you in my foreskin
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
2013-01-24 02:47:22 PM  
2 votes:
Please don't let this become a thing. I don't want to read about Chinese and Indian foreskin farms and a burgeoning international foreskin black market in five years.
2013-01-24 02:34:45 PM  
2 votes:
I always thought that Rabbis sold their used foreskins to gays for chewing gum.
2013-01-24 02:31:12 PM  
2 votes:
Or a member of H.O.O.P.
qph.cf.quoracdn.net
2013-01-24 03:47:28 PM  
1 vote:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: MaudlinMutantMollusk: C-FAP?

Actually, just FAP....(fap, fap...) Apparently they aren't international yet. Although, Italy's will be fun when it's started. (I-FAP)


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No, it's CAN-FAP, as the fellow above is pointing out.
As in "You CAN FAP without tissues and lotion if you haven't been snipped"

You really have to admit it..whoever came up with that name was absolutely BRILLIAN!!!
2013-01-24 03:18:31 PM  
1 vote:

misanthropologist: gingerjet: I was sort of alright with the article until we got to this part:

"I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off," Callender said Wednesday.

Parents make all sorts of decisions for their children that have a wider impact on their lives than whether to circumcise or not.

/really don't understand some guys obsessiveness over other peoples foreskin
//haters in 3...2...

Partly it's about gender symmetry - if female genital cutting is horrific and needs to be stopped, then male genital cutting is also horrific and needs to be stopped. It's fascinating that the anti male-circumcision folks really focus on a child's inherent right to bodily integrity and to consent, as an individual, to modification, whereas the anti female-genital cutting crowd tend to focus not on agency but on the necessity of bodily integrity. Double standards... fun times. Some great anthropological writing on this stuff too.

Not sure I'd have my baby boy circumcised, if I had a baby boy. I might let him decide to do it at 14, like a Maasai.


As a formerly 14 year old boy, I can tell you that no 14 year old from now until the end of time is going to be voluntarily circumcised. There is just no way any teen is going to decide to let anyone cut any piece of his dick off for any reason. Ever.
2013-01-24 03:11:33 PM  
1 vote:
You know what the best part of this is? Rub the jar when it's getting empty, and bam, you've got two more.
2013-01-24 02:53:29 PM  
1 vote:
Briscreme?
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/a little dab'll do ya
2013-01-24 02:48:30 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: Please don't let this become a thing. I don't want to read about Chinese and Indian foreskin farms and a burgeoning international foreskin black market in five years.


could be a great investment place for poor people...you know, get a skin in the game.
2013-01-24 02:46:34 PM  
1 vote:
what a cockamamie idea.

/made that joke before
2013-01-24 02:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

Thank you, and call your mother.
 
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