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(Sun News Network)   Anti-wrinkle cream made out of foreskins. Worth protesting? Yes, if you're a member of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 109
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2013-01-24 02:31:12 PM
Or a member of H.O.O.P.
qph.cf.quoracdn.net
 
2013-01-24 02:34:45 PM
I always thought that Rabbis sold their used foreskins to gays for chewing gum.
 
2013-01-24 02:35:54 PM
I feel Oprah's pain, lost a fortune investing in this failed snack company.  I thought it would be a slam-dunk as they combined the best qualities of jerky and Funyons.


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2013-01-24 02:38:52 PM
C-FAP?
 
2013-01-24 02:40:04 PM
worth protesting if you care a farking one iota about ethics at all.
 
2013-01-24 02:44:49 PM
I've always wondered why we didn't call the scrotum the aftskin. You know, symmetry in names.

Besides, I have bigger worries:
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-24 02:45:27 PM
Anti-wrinkle cream made out of foreskins.

S-t-r-e-t-c-h your budget.
 
2013-01-24 02:45:57 PM
but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

Thank you, and call your mother.
 
2013-01-24 02:46:02 PM
That just sounds...gross. Really, really gross.
 
2013-01-24 02:46:17 PM
My foreskin makes its own cream

/just kidding I don't have foreskin
 
2013-01-24 02:46:34 PM
what a cockamamie idea.

/made that joke before
 
2013-01-24 02:47:22 PM
Please don't let this become a thing. I don't want to read about Chinese and Indian foreskin farms and a burgeoning international foreskin black market in five years.
 
2013-01-24 02:48:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: C-FAP?


Actually, just FAP....(fap, fap...) Apparently they aren't international yet. Although, Italy's will be fun when it's started. (I-FAP)
 
2013-01-24 02:48:30 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Please don't let this become a thing. I don't want to read about Chinese and Indian foreskin farms and a burgeoning international foreskin black market in five years.


could be a great investment place for poor people...you know, get a skin in the game.
 
2013-01-24 02:48:55 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
This one goes out to the good folks in the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project!
Come on, helmet-heads! Clap along!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
I've got you under my skin.
I've got you deep in the dong of me.
So deep in my dong that you're really a part of me.
I've got you in my foreskin
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-01-24 02:49:25 PM
I think they're making a mountain out of a mohel.
 
2013-01-24 02:50:06 PM
vanity and stupidity: the cornerstone of mankind
 
2013-01-24 02:50:36 PM
the promotional items all full of great ideas to stay younger looking. Tips, if you will.
 
2013-01-24 02:51:22 PM
But...aren't they all wrinkly already?
 
2013-01-24 02:53:15 PM
There's a docking joke in there somewhere.
 
2013-01-24 02:53:29 PM
Briscreme?
img2-2.timeinc.net
/a little dab'll do ya
 
2013-01-24 02:54:00 PM
I was sort of alright with the article until we got to this part:

"I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off," Callender said Wednesday.

Parents make all sorts of decisions for their children that have a wider impact on their lives than whether to circumcise or not.

/really don't understand some guys obsessiveness over other peoples foreskin
//haters in 3...2...
 
2013-01-24 02:54:20 PM
Every lady using that cream should be put on probation for child molestation.

Please demonstrate for the court where she virtually touched you.
 
2013-01-24 02:56:37 PM
v010o.popscreen.com

/Endorses this product.
 
2013-01-24 02:57:34 PM
Anti-wrinkle cream made out of the foreskins, evidence of similia similibus curentur?
 
2013-01-24 02:57:58 PM

busy chillin': HotWingConspiracy: Please don't let this become a thing. I don't want to read about Chinese and Indian foreskin farms and a burgeoning international foreskin black market in five years.

could be a great investment place for poor people...you know, get a skin in the game.


Hey Oooooooooh
 
2013-01-24 03:01:33 PM
Oh for farks sake. Isn't there something else of importance in this world to get your cheesedick involved with, other than foreskins?
 
2013-01-24 03:03:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: C-FAP?


I thought that, too.
 
2013-01-24 03:06:18 PM

gingerjet: I was sort of alright with the article until we got to this part:

"I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off," Callender said Wednesday.

Parents make all sorts of decisions for their children that have a wider impact on their lives than whether to circumcise or not.

/really don't understand some guys obsessiveness over other peoples foreskin
//haters in 3...2...


Partly it's about gender symmetry - if female genital cutting is horrific and needs to be stopped, then male genital cutting is also horrific and needs to be stopped. It's fascinating that the anti male-circumcision folks really focus on a child's inherent right to bodily integrity and to consent, as an individual, to modification, whereas the anti female-genital cutting crowd tend to focus not on agency but on the necessity of bodily integrity. Double standards... fun times. Some great anthropological writing on this stuff too.

Not sure I'd have my baby boy circumcised, if I had a baby boy. I might let him decide to do it at 14, like a Maasai.
 
2013-01-24 03:07:28 PM
Project: Samson
 
2013-01-24 03:09:56 PM
Somewhere I have some skin cream made out of placenta. Maybe I should try foreskin next time.
 
2013-01-24 03:10:51 PM
FTFA: "Callender expects "a dozen to two dozen people" to attend the protest."
12 people? I think that's being WAY too generous. They're not exactly endowed with a sizable base of supporters. I don't many people can get their hands on this issue and gaining support would be very hit-and-bris.

Penis.
 
2013-01-24 03:11:33 PM
You know what the best part of this is? Rub the jar when it's getting empty, and bam, you've got two more.
 
2013-01-24 03:14:21 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: MaudlinMutantMollusk: C-FAP?

Actually, just FAP....(fap, fap...) Apparently they aren't international yet. Although, Italy's will be fun when it's started. (I-FAP)


And the ensuing legal battle with Apple over the iFAP app.
 
2013-01-24 03:14:53 PM
These anti-circ people spend way too much time obsessing over their dicks. And our dicks. Its pretty much a sign of an unhealthy mind. If it sucked that bad, we would have stopped doing it about 3500 years ago, trust me. It's really a minor cosmetic difference and women like it cut, so its gonna be around for a while.
 
2013-01-24 03:15:35 PM
slummysinglemummy.files.wordpress.com

/ouch
 
2013-01-24 03:18:31 PM

misanthropologist: gingerjet: I was sort of alright with the article until we got to this part:

"I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off," Callender said Wednesday.

Parents make all sorts of decisions for their children that have a wider impact on their lives than whether to circumcise or not.

/really don't understand some guys obsessiveness over other peoples foreskin
//haters in 3...2...

Partly it's about gender symmetry - if female genital cutting is horrific and needs to be stopped, then male genital cutting is also horrific and needs to be stopped. It's fascinating that the anti male-circumcision folks really focus on a child's inherent right to bodily integrity and to consent, as an individual, to modification, whereas the anti female-genital cutting crowd tend to focus not on agency but on the necessity of bodily integrity. Double standards... fun times. Some great anthropological writing on this stuff too.

Not sure I'd have my baby boy circumcised, if I had a baby boy. I might let him decide to do it at 14, like a Maasai.


As a formerly 14 year old boy, I can tell you that no 14 year old from now until the end of time is going to be voluntarily circumcised. There is just no way any teen is going to decide to let anyone cut any piece of his dick off for any reason. Ever.
 
2013-01-24 03:20:19 PM
You mean my rig wouldn't looked old and wrinkled if I'd been spared the indignity of circumcision?
 
2013-01-24 03:21:30 PM

SuperChuck: misanthropologist: gingerjet: I was sort of alright with the article until we got to this part:

"I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off," Callender said Wednesday.

Parents make all sorts of decisions for their children that have a wider impact on their lives than whether to circumcise or not.

/really don't understand some guys obsessiveness over other peoples foreskin
//haters in 3...2...

Partly it's about gender symmetry - if female genital cutting is horrific and needs to be stopped, then male genital cutting is also horrific and needs to be stopped. It's fascinating that the anti male-circumcision folks really focus on a child's inherent right to bodily integrity and to consent, as an individual, to modification, whereas the anti female-genital cutting crowd tend to focus not on agency but on the necessity of bodily integrity. Double standards... fun times. Some great anthropological writing on this stuff too.

Not sure I'd have my baby boy circumcised, if I had a baby boy. I might let him decide to do it at 14, like a Maasai.

As a formerly 14 year old boy, I can tell you that no 14 year old from now until the end of time is going to be voluntarily circumcised. There is just no way any teen is going to decide to let anyone cut any piece of his dick off for any reason. Ever.


cdn.scragged.com

I'll take two!
 
2013-01-24 03:23:28 PM
See, I stopped reading the FARK headline at foreskins. I'm sure as hell not gonna click that link

SuperChuck: Not sure I'd have my baby boy circumcised, if I had a baby boy. I might let him decide to do it at 14, like a Maasai.

As a formerly 14 year old boy, I can tell you that no 14 year old from now until the end of time is going to be voluntarily circumcised. There is just no way any teen is going to decide to let anyone cut any piece of his dick off for any reason. Ever.


Except that people all over the world do it all the time.
 
2013-01-24 03:25:36 PM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: See, I stopped reading the FARK headline at foreskins. I'm sure as hell not gonna click that link

SuperChuck: Not sure I'd have my baby boy circumcised, if I had a baby boy. I might let him decide to do it at 14, like a Maasai.

As a formerly 14 year old boy, I can tell you that no 14 year old from now until the end of time is going to be voluntarily circumcised. There is just no way any teen is going to decide to let anyone cut any piece of his dick off for any reason. Ever.

Except that people all over the world do it all the time.


Voluntarily? As in, you can join the manly warriors even if you don't? Somehow I don't think so.
 
2013-01-24 03:29:08 PM
I was gonna let y'all fight it out and quietly go but the stuff cause I'm getting old.

1oz SkinMedica TNS Essential Serum by SkinMedica $143.00

1.8 oz. SkinMedica Dermal Repair Cream by SkinMedica $80.00

Skin Medica TNS Night Eye Repair-0.5 oz by SkinMedica $77.70


Nvmd
 
2013-01-24 03:29:54 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: C-FAP?


Came here for this.
 
2013-01-24 03:35:04 PM
Available at:
FOOORRRRRSKIN MILLS!
 
2013-01-24 03:36:45 PM
Ok so , foreskin facial cream is bad..

Can they still be used as currency to buy a woman?
 
2013-01-24 03:45:45 PM

willfullyobscure: These anti-circ people spend way too much time obsessing over their dicks. And our dicks. Its pretty much a sign of an unhealthy mind. If it sucked that bad, we would have stopped doing it about 3500 years ago, trust me. It's really a minor cosmetic difference and women like it cut, so its gonna be around for a while.


Your assurances that people would stop putting their kids through something horrible just because it "sucks" doesn't hold up to experience. (i.e. feet binding, female circumcision, head flattening, head elongating, removal of canine teeth, ...) These traditions are hard to root out, usually for the reason you cite; it's touted as merely cosmetic, and seen as essential if you want the kid to look 'right'.
 
2013-01-24 03:47:28 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: MaudlinMutantMollusk: C-FAP?

Actually, just FAP....(fap, fap...) Apparently they aren't international yet. Although, Italy's will be fun when it's started. (I-FAP)


s1.postimage.org

No, it's CAN-FAP, as the fellow above is pointing out.
As in "You CAN FAP without tissues and lotion if you haven't been snipped"

You really have to admit it..whoever came up with that name was absolutely BRILLIAN!!!
 
2013-01-24 03:49:05 PM
Canada...lol
 
2013-01-24 03:49:30 PM

oh_please: But...aren't they all wrinkly already?


Yeah. But it's really easy (and fun) to get the wrinkles out.
 
2013-01-24 03:49:49 PM

gingerjet: I was sort of alright with the article until we got to this part:

"I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off," Callender said Wednesday.

Parents make all sorts of decisions for their children that have a wider impact on their lives than whether to circumcise or not.

/really don't understand some guys obsessiveness over other peoples foreskin
//haters in 3...2...


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