EkimProx: I don't even think you can carry that much at one time in Skyrim.
Lachwen: Loss Prevention at my store once caught a lady trying to make off with $5,500 worth of goods. She had a cart loaded down with reusable bags, all of them stuffed full of cosmetics, jewelry and assorted small apparel items. She got charged with grand theft (and also assault, she elbowed one employee in the face).
Lachwen: I feel the need now to point out that I don't work at Wal-Mart. I work for Fred Meyer, which is owned (unfortunately) by Kroger.
diaphoresis: That's meth acne.../Don't ask
peterthx: Gah! Can't find a screenshot of Bender (Futurama) trying to steal all those cans of Mom's Robot Oil.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How big were the items?Seems like if you're going to risk getting busted, you'd want to make as much as possible from one attempt.
Hitomi Tanaka's Paperweights: Once, while in a shady supermarket in a shady neighborhood in a shady area of NJ, a large woman in an oddly-shaped coat was making her way to the door when three canned hams fell out. She looked around frantically for a second, then yelled "WHO!? WHO THROWIN' CANNED HAMS AT ME?"Greatest shoplifting attempt I've ever seen. Oddly enough, her cunning plan didn't work./unCSB
MayoSlather: Plausible story, I have canned ham thrown at me constantly.
farbekrieg: peterthx: Gah! Can't find a screenshot of Bender (Futurama) trying to steal all those cans of Mom's Robot Oil.[farm5.staticflickr.com image 240x150]
OMMF: Lachwen:I feel the need now to point out that I don't work at Wal-Mart. I work for Fred Meyer, which is owned (unfortunately) by Kroger.You don't like our benevolent Ohioan overlords?/QFC employee
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