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(   Pot doesn't make you lazy, it helped these industrious mice make a home in a police evidence bag of marijuana. Unfortunately the police evidence bag of Doritos is nowhere to be found   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Doug Nolte, Doritos, marijuana, Wichita Police Department  
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4638 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2013 at 12:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-24 12:53:07 PM  
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incendi: Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.

Well, as long as they weren't chewing holes in the condoms you should be alright.

I already explained that they chewed into the popcorn bags. So yeah, there were some problems when we ran out of Milky Way wrappers.
2013-01-24 12:47:41 PM  
2 votes:

Land Ark: I wored at a store that sold small bags of chips and popcorn and one day we started noticing that the bags were empty. It took several looks over the bag to spot the small hole chewed in the bottom of the bag where the mice were getting in, eating everything, and leaving. I was terrified that customers would discover it before I did, so I set traps every night and checked every bag twice a day.
Ended up catching about 8 mice. Felt humiliated that I was being bested for so long.

Whored.. obviously.
2013-01-24 12:40:30 PM  
2 votes:
Go mice!
2013-01-24 01:11:31 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: There's a children's book in there some where, screaming to be written and beautifully illustrated.

If You Give A Mouse A (Special) Cookie
2013-01-24 12:49:18 PM  
1 vote:

Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.

Well, as long as they weren't chewing holes in the condoms you should be alright.
2013-01-24 12:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
The exterminator that is contracted for the building has been contacted, Nolte said.

Just when I think we're making steps forward in the war on weed, they order the execution of a few stoners.
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