incendi: Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.Well, as long as they weren't chewing holes in the condoms you should be alright.
Land Ark: I wored at a store that sold small bags of chips and popcorn and one day we started noticing that the bags were empty. It took several looks over the bag to spot the small hole chewed in the bottom of the bag where the mice were getting in, eating everything, and leaving. I was terrified that customers would discover it before I did, so I set traps every night and checked every bag twice a day.Ended up catching about 8 mice. Felt humiliated that I was being bested for so long.
brantgoose: There's a children's book in there some where, screaming to be written and beautifully illustrated.
Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.
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