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(Kansas.com)   Pot doesn't make you lazy, it helped these industrious mice make a home in a police evidence bag of marijuana. Unfortunately the police evidence bag of Doritos is nowhere to be found   (kansas.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-24 12:33:29 PM
Yeah, sure.  It was "mice" that took the pot!
 
2013-01-24 12:40:30 PM
Go mice!
 
2013-01-24 12:45:30 PM
For sale: Ocean front property in Arizona. Serious inquiries only.
 
2013-01-24 12:46:54 PM
I wored at a store that sold small bags of chips and popcorn and one day we started noticing that the bags were empty. It took several looks over the bag to spot the small hole chewed in the bottom of the bag where the mice were getting in, eating everything, and leaving. I was terrified that customers would discover it before I did, so I set traps every night and checked every bag twice a day.
Ended up catching about 8 mice. Felt humiliated that I was being bested for so long.
 
2013-01-24 12:47:41 PM

Land Ark: I wored at a store that sold small bags of chips and popcorn and one day we started noticing that the bags were empty. It took several looks over the bag to spot the small hole chewed in the bottom of the bag where the mice were getting in, eating everything, and leaving. I was terrified that customers would discover it before I did, so I set traps every night and checked every bag twice a day.
Ended up catching about 8 mice. Felt humiliated that I was being bested for so long.


Whored.. obviously.
 
2013-01-24 12:48:53 PM
The Sarge probably just dropped a couple dead mice into the bag when he realized he had taken too much. "Upon realizing they had found 4 ounces of cannabis from the suspect, the officers deposited all 2
ounces in the evidence locker for further review."
 
2013-01-24 12:49:01 PM
The exterminator that is contracted for the building has been contacted, Nolte said.

Just when I think we're making steps forward in the war on weed, they order the execution of a few stoners.
 
2013-01-24 12:49:18 PM

Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.


Well, as long as they weren't chewing holes in the condoms you should be alright.
 
2013-01-24 12:50:29 PM

Land Ark:
Whored.. obviously.


fantastic!
 
2013-01-24 12:53:07 PM

incendi: Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.

Well, as long as they weren't chewing holes in the condoms you should be alright.


I already explained that they chewed into the popcorn bags. So yeah, there were some problems when we ran out of Milky Way wrappers.
 
2013-01-24 12:58:13 PM

Land Ark: I already explained that they chewed into the popcorn bags. So yeah, there were some problems when we ran out of Milky Way wrappers.


Well played, sir!
 
2013-01-24 01:05:25 PM
I am smiling at the image of a trail of tiny orange footprints leading from a bag of Cheese Doritos to a snug cozy in a bag of marijuana.

There's a children's book in there some where, screaming to be written and beautifully illustrated.

Yes, the mice ate half the marijuana in the evidence locker. And then they cleaned out the junk food in the whole police station.

Nothing was heard but the pitter-patter of tiny, tiny feet and bursts of stoner giggling.
 
2013-01-24 01:09:18 PM
Three blind (and stoned) mice

/see how they run
//see how they run, with the munchies
 
2013-01-24 01:11:31 PM

brantgoose: There's a children's book in there some where, screaming to be written and beautifully illustrated.


If You Give A Mouse A (Special) Cookie
 
2013-01-24 01:18:53 PM
So, what are we going to do tonight, Brain.
Same thing we do every night, Pinky...
 
2013-01-24 01:19:36 PM
Mule mice! Only a nickle bag at a time. Go forth my pets!
 
2013-01-24 01:23:42 PM

busy chillin': For sale: Ocean front property in Arizona. Serious inquiries only.


Would go well with this bridge I'm selling...
 
2013-01-24 01:34:00 PM

brantgoose: I am smiling at the image of a trail of tiny orange footprints leading from a bag of Cheese Doritos to a snug cozy in a bag of marijuana.

There's a children's book in there some where, screaming to be written and beautifully illustrated.

Yes, the mice ate half the marijuana in the evidence locker. And then they cleaned out the junk food in the whole police station.

Nothing was heard but the pitter-patter of tiny, tiny feet and bursts of stoner giggling.


I see a great parody of Little Mouse and the Red-Ripe Strawberry in the making.

www.personal.psu.edu
 
2013-01-24 01:35:53 PM
Pot doesn't make you lazy...


Yes it does, now bring me more chips... chop, chop.
 
2013-01-24 01:45:31 PM
"Duude, totally turn around. You got, like, a really loooong taaaaaaaail man!
 
2013-01-24 01:46:40 PM
I thought an evidence bag was the kind a cop "finds" while searching your car.
 
2013-01-24 01:53:21 PM
Staff SGT. Mice was unavailable for comment...
 
2013-01-24 01:57:39 PM

pottie: Pot doesn't make you lazy... Yes it does, now bring me more chips... chop, chop.



Pot only makes weak minded people lazy. If cannabis didnt exist, these same people would slog through life numb on booze or pills instead. I did find myself losing motivation as a young Chong-esque pothead, but I realized I had taken the habit way beyond recreational use. I took a personal inventory, realized I needed to exercise some self control, and stopped starting my day with bong rips. As I cut my consumption back to recreational levels, I noticed I no longer felt the lethargy or haze asociated with being baked 24/7.

Everything in moderation is the real golden rule.
 
2013-01-24 02:05:01 PM
I smoked pot 1-3 times every day for three months last year to see what people say about it is true or false.

1. It certainly makes your appetite dependent on it.

2. It's disastrous to your short-term memory, but it eventually recovers once you quit pot.

3. It's hard to quit once it becomes a habit, but no where as addicting as nicotine.

4. Most excuses potheads come up with to justify their pot smoking are just excuses. They just enjoy being high.
 
2013-01-24 02:12:23 PM
http://youtu.be/fBRAp67kIGE

Required watching for this thread

Apparently the mice are copy cats and have watched Barney Miller

///have no clue how to embed YT here
 
2013-01-24 02:17:09 PM
Eating pot, unless it's been activated (heated - like for use in space-cakes), is about as effective as watching someone else smoke it on video.
 
2013-01-24 02:26:54 PM

D_Evans45: Pot only makes weak minded people lazy.


Pot makes you dehydrated. Being dehydrated makes a lot of people lazy.
 
2013-01-24 02:30:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-24 02:36:47 PM
i.chzbgr.com

Mice are like...little rabbits...with like, different ears. Isn't that like...righteous, or something?
 
2013-01-24 03:30:39 PM

D_Evans45: pottie: Pot doesn't make you lazy... Yes it does, now bring me more chips... chop, chop.


Pot only makes weak minded people lazy. If cannabis didnt exist, these same people would slog through life numb on booze or pills instead. I did find myself losing motivation as a young Chong-esque pothead, but I realized I had taken the habit way beyond recreational use. I took a personal inventory, realized I needed to exercise some self control, and stopped starting my day with bong rips. As I cut my consumption back to recreational levels, I noticed I no longer felt the lethargy or haze asociated with being baked 24/7.

Everything in moderation is the real golden rule.


So... can I get those chips now?
 
2013-01-24 03:48:04 PM
Stoned mouse
t2.gstatic.com

/In my day, mice had balls
 
2013-01-24 05:02:12 PM

Mr Guy: D_Evans45: Pot only makes weak minded people lazy.

Pot makes you dehydrated. Being dehydrated makes a lot of people lazy.


Care to explain your reasoning? I smoked pot for several years and never once suffered substantial dehydration. Are you talking about cotton mouth? That can easily occur in optimally hydrated individuals who imbibe cannabis. Certainly nothing so severe as to affect your motility. The only times Ive ever experienced dehydration was either after getting drunk, or after prolonged intense physical activities.
 
2013-01-24 06:36:49 PM

D_Evans45: The only times Ive ever experienced dehydration was either after getting drunk, or after prolonged intense physical activities.


Like bangin' subby's mom?
 
2013-01-24 06:40:18 PM
Tools, beginners.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vG4SeRd1 tkM
 
2013-01-24 08:29:42 PM
Evidence clerks at the building at 410 N. Waco

So, so close.
 
2013-01-24 08:56:46 PM

zeppo: http://youtu.be/fBRAp67kIGE

Required watching for this thread

Apparently the mice are copy cats and have watched Barney Miller

///have no clue how to embed YT here


Thank you for posting that. I watched all three segments. What a great show (and incredible theme song) that was!
 
2013-01-25 03:30:50 AM

rider_you_know: Yeah, sure.  It was "mice" that took the pot!


Came for that.
 
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