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(Pro Football Talk)   Who let the dogs out? Apparently Cedric Benson did   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 22
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2013-01-24 12:37:49 PM
If Benson isn't injured, he's playing lousy or doing stupid, alcohol-fueled things to get attention.

Surprised the farmer didn't shoot the dogs while they chewed on the calves legs.

/Go Packers!
//Without Benson
 
2013-01-24 01:24:15 PM
Around here, those dogs would be shot as soon as that happened.

/cows (calves) are the ranchers livelihood
//control your dogs or they will be dead dogs
///and the law will say nothing about killing a nuisance
 
2013-01-24 02:09:22 PM
Doesn't he know he's not a Bengal anymore?

/Bengals fan
 
2013-01-24 02:13:16 PM
Benson's two Rottweilers bit 17 calves on Dec. 20. The injuries incurred by some of the animals is serious enough that a veterinarian believes some may not survive.

If it's been over a month, I would like to think the vets could better determine if the bites were fatal or not...
 
2013-01-24 02:15:55 PM
Manitowoc County is an adjacent country

...? Whole 'nother country up there
 
2013-01-24 02:17:17 PM
Dogs are fine, but dog owners really piss me off sometimes. If you have a large, aggressive dog that constantly barks at passersby, a two foot tall fence is not sufficient, even if he's "well-trained" or if he "wouldn't hurt a fly," you farking retards.
 
2013-01-24 02:35:32 PM

SurfaceTension: Doesn't he know he's not a Bengal anymore?

/Bengals fan


Once a Bengal, always a felon.

/Bengals fan as well
 
2013-01-24 02:39:51 PM
Friends of mine used to live behind him when he was with the Bears. Weren't happy when he put up the fence for the dogs, since their back yard looked out into open woods before that. But if his dogs were nasty shiats, I guess it was for the better.

/does that even rate a CSB?
 
2013-01-24 02:55:36 PM

basemetal: Around here, those dogs would be shot as soon as that happened.

/cows (calves) are the ranchers livelihood
//control your dogs or they will be dead dogs
///and the law will say nothing about killing a nuisance


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2013-01-24 03:01:19 PM
Incompetent/evil dog owners make me sad.
 
2013-01-24 03:40:24 PM
basemetal: Around here, those dogs would be shot as soon as that happened.

In rural north Florida, too. Dogs that attack livestock are killed. Even if they run off you track them down and shoot them, because they will be back. Then you call up the state wildlife folks and ask them to be tested for rabies. Don't much matter how well connected with the courts the dog's owner is then.
 
2013-01-24 04:31:59 PM

tukatz: If Benson isn't injured, he's playing lousy or doing stupid, alcohol-fueled things to get attention.

Surprised the farmer didn't shoot the dogs while they chewed on the calves legs.

/Go Packers!
//Without Benson


I...concur on all points and rest my case.
 
2013-01-24 04:52:02 PM
Cedric Benson facing minor charges in Wisconsin
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2013-01-25 12:57:07 AM
 I wonder if "driving without a license" means he just didn't have it on his person, or that he just doesn't have one / it's suspended. Likely the latter because the former is usually called "no license on person," or something similar, after the cop radios and confirms that the driver actually has one in good standing.

Anyway, my point is...what kind of numbnut motherfarker must you be to be rich and not maintain your license? No matter what the fines, as long as it's not mulitple DUIs all you have to do is mail a check to your DMV.

I do it. Why are you so special? Also, you single-handedly farked my fantasy team a few years back.

/also, a protip - if you have no license, maybe you should obey traffic laws
 
2013-01-25 01:32:35 AM
dickfreckle


Cedric Benson is an idiot and has been since he was here in Austin at UT. I would not be surprised if he ends up in prison before it is all said and done.
 
HBK
2013-01-25 04:56:27 AM
Calves are expensive and ranchers work on small margins. There's going to be litigation and a settlement if there hasn't already been one.
 
2013-01-25 06:18:58 AM
Who let the dogs out? Apparently Cedric Benson Mexico did
 
2013-01-25 06:30:22 AM

HBK: Calves are expensive and ranchers work on small margins. There's going to be litigation and a settlement if there hasn't already been one.


You dont think he paid for the calves? really? Cedric Benson is many things, but poor is probably not one of them.
 
2013-01-25 09:08:17 AM

FlippityFlap: dickfreckle


Cedric Benson is an idiot and has been since he was here in Austin at UT. I would not be surprised if he ends up in prison before it is all said and done.


So true. What a waste of talent. He flashes occasional brilliance, enough to keep him in the league, but surrounds it with stupidity. He seems to always be in some sort of trouble with the law, no matter how minor the offense.
 
2013-01-25 10:27:02 AM

tukatz: If Benson isn't injured, he's playing lousy or doing stupid, alcohol-fueled things to get attention.

Surprised the farmer didn't shoot the dogs while they chewed on the calves legs.

/Go Packers!
//Without Benson


Allow me to relive the moment I learned Benson was going to be a Packer:

HAHAHAHAHA! That's <censored> AWESOME! HAHAHAHA!

//Bears fan, obviously
 
2013-01-25 10:31:27 AM

malaktaus: Dogs are fine, but dog owners really piss me off sometimes. If you have a large, aggressive dog that constantly barks at passersby, a two foot tall fence is not sufficient, even if he's "well-trained" or if he "wouldn't hurt a fly," you farking retards.


FTFY, some of the most aggressive (and most likely to bite) dogs I've ever met were the little rat-dogs. People act like it's cute that the dog growls/snaps at people.
 
2013-01-25 11:34:53 AM
Another, "you can take the man out of Cincy but you can't take Cincy out of the man," thing.
 
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