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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman pulls three knives on two who live "two trailers over" after her dream threesome failed to materialize   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 34
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2013-01-24 01:41:49 PM  
15 votes:
There is a fine line between threesome and gruesome and this seahag dries her support hose on it.
2013-01-24 12:32:52 PM  
7 votes:

Krymson Tyde: don'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabama

Whew


Nah, in Alabama, she'd have gotten her threesome.
2013-01-24 12:31:55 PM  
6 votes:
www.reactionface.info
2013-01-24 02:25:38 PM  
5 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Hi! I am a youthful 44 yro SF looking for a fun time with the right guy or couple. I'm finished with the bar/jail scene. Outgoing, perky and easy to get along with. No mind games. Clean and safe preferred but if your outbreak cycles are more than 45 days apart, let's talk! Looking for the right type who want to have fun and enjoy life. My trailer or yours!
2013-01-24 02:03:06 PM  
5 votes:
WHOA!
Pretty rough 40 y/o

that face would make a freight train back up and take a dirt road
2013-01-24 01:23:41 PM  
5 votes:
Does anything good ever happen "two trailers over"?
2013-01-24 12:32:16 PM  
3 votes:
This is why tornadoes favor trailer parks

/all that suck in one place attracts them
2013-01-24 03:09:19 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Willem Dafoe has really let himself go.
2013-01-24 02:35:43 PM  
2 votes:

Marshal805: Anyone else get the feeling that this probably isn't first this would had picture taken for a mugshot?


The words. They are all recognizable but not in this configuration. o.O
2013-01-24 02:02:52 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, I've been in a firefight before!

Well, I was in a fire.

Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.
2013-01-24 02:02:38 PM  
2 votes:
44? Did she start counting again from zero when she got to 25?
2013-01-24 01:58:07 PM  
2 votes:

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: don'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabama

Whew

Nah, in Alabama, she'd have gotten her threesome.


Damn right!

No, wait
2013-01-24 01:14:37 PM  
2 votes:
Meth.  It's a hell of a drug

...but perhaps not strong enough to include her in a threesome.
2013-01-24 04:58:54 PM  
1 votes:

Altitude5280: Altitude5280: Same first name as me and 10 years older. She's a hard 44. That makes my day.
To clarify, I'M ten years older than her.


Really, your pic makes you look like a pussy.
2013-01-24 03:04:59 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Could have been worse...


AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Now my brain hurts....

How will I ever forget this (and the picture of the woman next to it)

However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."
2013-01-24 02:56:00 PM  
1 votes:

gambitsgirl: Marshal805: Anyone else get the feeling that this probably isn't first this would had picture taken for a mugshot?

The words. They are all recognizable but not in this configuration. o.O


Agree he does
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2013-01-24 02:51:56 PM  
1 votes:

Marshal805: Anyone else get the feeling that this probably isn't first this would had picture taken for a mugshot?


They need to do away instain neighbor.
2013-01-24 02:50:04 PM  
1 votes:

cig-mkr: All she needs is "Anti-wrinkle cream made out of foreskins"


Ain't enough dicks in the world to skin-over that much ugly!
2013-01-24 02:48:51 PM  
1 votes:
All she needs is "Anti-wrinkle cream made out of foreskins"
2013-01-24 02:40:06 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me....
2013-01-24 02:40:03 PM  
1 votes:

maudibjr: I would hope that in my life the phrase "two trailers over" never occurs.


"So I'm making a movie on the Fox lot and Ann Hathaway calls to tell me she's waiting in naked anticipation for me in her trailer, which is only two trailers over! Score!"
2013-01-24 02:39:20 PM  
1 votes:
On the one hand... EEEEEEEP.

On the other hand... threesome...

You'd HAVE to consider it, at least for a moment...
2013-01-24 02:23:50 PM  
1 votes:

schoolbread: I_Am_Weasel: Meth.  It's a hell of a drug

...but perhaps not strong enough to include her in a threesome.

Oh I don't, someone here that I know by reputation raped two goats so hard he had blood splattered down the front of him when the cops tracked him down. It was after he had been up for two weeks allegedly but still...


O_O

This thread is getting worser than imagined
2013-01-24 02:22:34 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


67" > 6'6"? Does your ruled go to 11 there Nigel? Maybe try it in doubly.
2013-01-24 02:17:18 PM  
1 votes:
Awesome. I'm curiou..... Gahhhhhhh
2013-01-24 02:17:14 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


Uhhh...66" is 5'6" in most of God's country. I don't know where you got your book learnin from.
2013-01-24 02:12:13 PM  
1 votes:
Between this and the Zumba prostitute scandal I think Maine may qualify to be the Florida of the Northeast.
2013-01-24 02:12:06 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why tornadoes favor trailer parks

/all that suck in one place attracts them


Indeed; I'd postulate that trailer parks are as close as it is possible to get to a full-vacuum.

/ you never go full-vacuum
2013-01-24 02:06:52 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
Betcha you're regrettin' being the dark meat in THAT sandwich, Crab-Man!

Mr. Turtle just climbed deep into his shell! And by that I mean my penis just retreated into my body cavity - with both balls!
2013-01-24 02:06:32 PM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.


Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.
2013-01-24 02:04:57 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: The amount of alcohol that would let me get the courage to see that naked exceeds the amount necessary to kill Henry Earl


Yeah, alcohol can't fix that - by the time you've drank enough to want to, you won't be able to.
2013-01-24 02:02:01 PM  
1 votes:
The town of "Friendship" lol
2013-01-24 01:58:49 PM  
1 votes:
The amount of alcohol that would let me get the courage to see that naked exceeds the amount necessary to kill Henry Earl
2013-01-24 12:30:13 PM  
1 votes:
don'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabama

Whew
 
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