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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman pulls three knives on two who live "two trailers over" after her dream threesome failed to materialize   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line 20
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2013-01-24 01:23:41 PM  
5 votes:
Does anything good ever happen "two trailers over"?
2013-01-24 12:41:55 PM  
2 votes:
That's a rough-looking 44 right there.
2013-01-24 04:58:54 PM  
1 vote:

Altitude5280: Altitude5280: Same first name as me and 10 years older. She's a hard 44. That makes my day.
To clarify, I'M ten years older than her.


Really, your pic makes you look like a pussy.
2013-01-24 03:04:59 PM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: Could have been worse...


AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Now my brain hurts....

How will I ever forget this (and the picture of the woman next to it)

However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."
2013-01-24 02:56:00 PM  
1 vote:

gambitsgirl: Marshal805: Anyone else get the feeling that this probably isn't first this would had picture taken for a mugshot?

The words. They are all recognizable but not in this configuration. o.O


Agree he does
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2013-01-24 02:51:56 PM  
1 vote:

Marshal805: Anyone else get the feeling that this probably isn't first this would had picture taken for a mugshot?


They need to do away instain neighbor.
2013-01-24 02:50:17 PM  
1 vote:

Joe Blowme: Why was she arrested? Its not like she used a gun or something, only guns kill


stop it.
2013-01-24 02:50:04 PM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: All she needs is "Anti-wrinkle cream made out of foreskins"


Ain't enough dicks in the world to skin-over that much ugly!
2013-01-24 02:37:32 PM  
1 vote:

Farce-Side: LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.

Uhhh...66" is 5'6" in most of God's country. I don't know where you got your book learnin from.


I've never been arrested before, I didn't know it went by inches.  Besides, she manly enough to be that kind of high tower.  But thank you, I learned something today.
2013-01-24 02:37:05 PM  
1 vote:
Why...why THREE knives? Did she hold one in her teeth pirate style, or was the minge in on the threats?
2013-01-24 02:35:43 PM  
1 vote:

Marshal805: Anyone else get the feeling that this probably isn't first this would had picture taken for a mugshot?


The words. They are all recognizable but not in this configuration. o.O
2013-01-24 02:34:34 PM  
1 vote:

Marshal805: Anyone else get the feeling that this probably isn't first time this woman would have had her picture taken for a mugshot?


Preview is my friend.
2013-01-24 02:22:34 PM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


67" > 6'6"? Does your ruled go to 11 there Nigel? Maybe try it in doubly.
2013-01-24 02:17:14 PM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


Uhhh...66" is 5'6" in most of God's country. I don't know where you got your book learnin from.
2013-01-24 02:06:32 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.


Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.
2013-01-24 02:04:57 PM  
1 vote:

Smeggy Smurf: The amount of alcohol that would let me get the courage to see that naked exceeds the amount necessary to kill Henry Earl


Yeah, alcohol can't fix that - by the time you've drank enough to want to, you won't be able to.
2013-01-24 02:02:35 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
That's a hard goddamn 44.
2013-01-24 01:41:49 PM  
1 vote:
There is a fine line between threesome and gruesome and this seahag dries her support hose on it.
2013-01-24 12:31:55 PM  
1 vote:
www.reactionface.info
2013-01-24 12:30:13 PM  
1 vote:
don'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabama

Whew
 
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