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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman pulls three knives on two who live "two trailers over" after her dream threesome failed to materialize   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 106
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2013-01-24 12:30:13 PM  
don'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabama

Whew
 
2013-01-24 12:31:55 PM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-01-24 12:32:16 PM  
This is why tornadoes favor trailer parks

/all that suck in one place attracts them
 
2013-01-24 12:32:52 PM  

Krymson Tyde: don'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabama

Whew


Nah, in Alabama, she'd have gotten her threesome.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-24 12:34:55 PM  
If we deskew the ages to put me in the man's position, it would be a 30-something woman who looks 40 coming over for a threesome with me and my 20 year old female roommate.  So I don't know what to think.
 
2013-01-24 12:41:55 PM  
That's a rough-looking 44 right there.
 
2013-01-24 01:14:37 PM  
Meth.  It's a hell of a drug

...but perhaps not strong enough to include her in a threesome.
 
2013-01-24 01:23:41 PM  
Does anything good ever happen "two trailers over"?
 
2013-01-24 01:26:34 PM  
Sticking your dick in crazy, damned if you do, damned if you don't.
 
2013-01-24 01:41:49 PM  
There is a fine line between threesome and gruesome and this seahag dries her support hose on it.
 
2013-01-24 01:58:07 PM  

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: don'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabamadon'tbeAlabama

Whew

Nah, in Alabama, she'd have gotten her threesome.


Damn right!

No, wait
 
2013-01-24 01:58:49 PM  
The amount of alcohol that would let me get the courage to see that naked exceeds the amount necessary to kill Henry Earl
 
2013-01-24 01:59:48 PM  
the 30 year old other woman

http://www.facebook.com/SHAWNA.M.CHICKERING?ref=ts&fref=ts

meh.. not bad catch for a 56 year old dude.
 
2013-01-24 02:02:01 PM  
The town of "Friendship" lol
 
2013-01-24 02:02:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
That's a hard goddamn 44.
 
2013-01-24 02:02:38 PM  
44? Did she start counting again from zero when she got to 25?
 
2013-01-24 02:02:52 PM  
Hey, I've been in a firefight before!

Well, I was in a fire.

Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.
 
2013-01-24 02:03:06 PM  
WHOA!
Pretty rough 40 y/o

that face would make a freight train back up and take a dirt road
 
2013-01-24 02:03:17 PM  

kvinesknows: the 30 year old other woman

http://www.facebook.com/SHAWNA.M.CHICKERING?ref=ts&fref=ts

meh.. not bad catch for a 56 year old dude.


Ha... she's friends with someone named "Krystal Poison"
 
2013-01-24 02:04:57 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: The amount of alcohol that would let me get the courage to see that naked exceeds the amount necessary to kill Henry Earl


Yeah, alcohol can't fix that - by the time you've drank enough to want to, you won't be able to.
 
2013-01-24 02:06:18 PM  
I have a childhood friend who's dad is named Edward Sabatino...

/getting a kick...
//article emailed to said friend for lulz
 
2013-01-24 02:06:32 PM  

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.


Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.
 
2013-01-24 02:06:52 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Betcha you're regrettin' being the dark meat in THAT sandwich, Crab-Man!

Mr. Turtle just climbed deep into his shell! And by that I mean my penis just retreated into my body cavity - with both balls!
 
2013-01-24 02:07:18 PM  
Gonna need a bigger threat than a couple knives to get that threesom started. shiat she might have to bring a tank.
 
2013-01-24 02:08:28 PM  
Same first name as me and 10 years older. She's a hard 44. That makes my day.
 
2013-01-24 02:08:40 PM  
If that smirk is any indication, she's confident that she'll get some in jail.
 
2013-01-24 02:09:41 PM  
I would hope that in my life the phrase "two trailers over" never occurs.
 
2013-01-24 02:11:40 PM  
Can we double check that's a woman before "she" gets sent to the lady jail?
 
2013-01-24 02:12:06 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why tornadoes favor trailer parks

/all that suck in one place attracts them


Indeed; I'd postulate that trailer parks are as close as it is possible to get to a full-vacuum.

/ you never go full-vacuum
 
2013-01-24 02:12:13 PM  
Between this and the Zumba prostitute scandal I think Maine may qualify to be the Florida of the Northeast.
 
2013-01-24 02:12:34 PM  

Altitude5280: Same first name as me and 10 years older. She's a hard 44. That makes my day.

To clarify, I'M ten years older than her.
 
2013-01-24 02:12:55 PM  

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


Thatsamanbaby.jpg
 
2013-01-24 02:12:59 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2013-01-24 02:17:14 PM  

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


Uhhh...66" is 5'6" in most of God's country. I don't know where you got your book learnin from.
 
2013-01-24 02:17:18 PM  
Awesome. I'm curiou..... Gahhhhhhh
 
2013-01-24 02:18:12 PM  

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


67", or 5' 7"

Still, she may not be an Amazon, but I wouldn't want a crazy meth head coming at me with knives.
 
2013-01-24 02:18:56 PM  

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


o.O

Not sure if serious
 
2013-01-24 02:20:09 PM  
I have a 54 year old neighbor that looks 10 years YOUNGER than her. Good grief!
 
2013-01-24 02:20:31 PM  
Okay...If she wasn't a freakin' meth-head, I'd probably hit it.
 
2013-01-24 02:21:17 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Meth.  It's a hell of a drug

...but perhaps not strong enough to include her in a threesome.


Oh I don't, someone here that I know by reputation raped two goats so hard he had blood splattered down the front of him when the cops tracked him down. It was after he had been up for two weeks allegedly but still...
 
2013-01-24 02:22:34 PM  

LeroyBourne: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]
That's a hard goddamn 44.

Dude, she's over 6'6''. Forget the knives, she could have just raped the pair.


67" > 6'6"? Does your ruled go to 11 there Nigel? Maybe try it in doubly.
 
2013-01-24 02:22:42 PM  

Pick: I have a 54 year old neighbor that looks 10 years YOUNGER than her. Good grief!


I've seen an Egyptian mummy in the museum that looks 10 years YOUNGER than her.
 
2013-01-24 02:23:50 PM  

schoolbread: I_Am_Weasel: Meth.  It's a hell of a drug

...but perhaps not strong enough to include her in a threesome.

Oh I don't, someone here that I know by reputation raped two goats so hard he had blood splattered down the front of him when the cops tracked him down. It was after he had been up for two weeks allegedly but still...


O_O

This thread is getting worser than imagined
 
2013-01-24 02:23:53 PM  
"ruler"

gawddangitsomuch
 
2013-01-24 02:24:11 PM  
Why three knives? I assume she learned to throw them at once.
With the knives equipped hold down triangle. It will auto target 3 nearby enemies (they'll shine white).
An easy method to get the trophy is to either use this against the groups of guards at the beginning of the game in Masyaf, or find a Templar Emissary, which show up when your Templar awareness is high, and use it against him and his two guards.
 
2013-01-24 02:24:17 PM  
From the left side of the article:
i.cdn.turner.com
Alt text - "threesome"


/pedobear.jpg
 
2013-01-24 02:25:38 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Hi! I am a youthful 44 yro SF looking for a fun time with the right guy or couple. I'm finished with the bar/jail scene. Outgoing, perky and easy to get along with. No mind games. Clean and safe preferred but if your outbreak cycles are more than 45 days apart, let's talk! Looking for the right type who want to have fun and enjoy life. My trailer or yours!
 
2013-01-24 02:25:39 PM  

brap: There is a fine line between threesome and gruesome and this seahag dries her support hose on it.


That is one of the best things I have ever read. Farker of the Day, +1 for you my friend.
 
2013-01-24 02:30:31 PM  
Holy shiat, she was in a movie!

www.thefilmyap.com
 
2013-01-24 02:31:37 PM  

WinoRhino: kvinesknows: the 30 year old other woman

http://www.facebook.com/SHAWNA.M.CHICKERING?ref=ts&fref=ts

meh.. not bad catch for a 56 year old dude.

Ha... she's friends with someone named "Krystal Poison"


...And she just friended a "Courtney Shallow". Good circle of friends, there.
 
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