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2013-01-24 12:12:46 PM  
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Official caption from Photo posted on Facebook: This puppy followed U.S. Marines from Alpha Company, 1st Battalion, 6th Marines, during a mission while the unit was serving in Afghanistan. After following the Marines for many miles, a soft-hearted Marine picked the puppy up and carried it in his drop pouch. U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. Charles T. Mabry II.

My caption:
Shown here, Marines display the latest in their arsenal to combat insurgents. Specially trained puppies capable of being deployed at a moments notice to hunt down and ankle bite enemy forces.
 
2013-01-24 12:20:50 PM  
This new body armor, while cute, may not be particularly effective.
 
2013-01-24 12:25:52 PM  
Take your finger out of my ear and get me my coffee black and bring a chunk of C4, I like it hot.
 
2013-01-24 12:27:06 PM  
Devil Dogs, now in plush.
 
2013-01-24 12:31:49 PM  
U.S. Marine Corps unveil their deadliest UGV to date.
 
2013-01-24 02:05:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

My daughter snuck this in my bag. Want a snack?
 
2013-01-24 04:34:25 PM  
Someone misunderstood Leon Panetta's announcement.
 
2013-01-24 07:47:50 PM  
WTF did I get myself into?
 
GBB
2013-01-24 07:48:04 PM  
100 problems
 
2013-01-24 07:49:41 PM  
running into an IED (Ingenious Exhausted Doggie)
 
2013-01-24 07:53:41 PM  
♫ Hey, ho, nobody home/ Meat nor drink nor money have I none/ Yet will I be merry...♫
 
2013-01-24 07:58:06 PM  
During training, ensure all serialized gear is dummy-corded before movements.
 
2013-01-24 07:58:26 PM  
I'm from Florida you know? I didn't know it could get cold here, so I picked up a little Afghan.
 
2013-01-24 08:00:32 PM  
Variety 3a: David and his dog.

Now with voting enabled.
 
2013-01-24 08:00:41 PM  
Dinner.
 
2013-01-24 08:01:26 PM  
I didn't know you could get Korean take-out in Kabul.
 
2013-01-24 08:02:50 PM  
Why do they keep calling me MRE?
 
2013-01-24 08:03:55 PM  
Get your hairless paw off me you shaved ape!
 
2013-01-24 08:06:03 PM  
The only bad part is when someone yells "gas!" and he sticks me to his face. Okay. That's not the worst part. It's immediately after that when he seals and tries to clear me.
 
2013-01-24 08:06:12 PM  
I'm about to show them why this is called a "dump" pouch.
 
2013-01-24 08:06:21 PM  
"I totally stole this biatch from the compound. I think she was Osama's 13th wife."
 
2013-01-24 08:07:41 PM  
This is my puppy. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
 
2013-01-24 08:08:36 PM  
What does he mean "Ration pack K-9?"
 
2013-01-24 08:08:51 PM  
Three meals a day, a rack to sleep on and free college. Plus I get to go to strange, exotic lands, meet new and exciting people and pee on their leg.
 
2013-01-24 08:08:55 PM  
Er, that's the corporal speaking.

Puppy: This is my marine. There are many like him, but this one is mine.
 
2013-01-24 08:11:10 PM  
Johnson, you idiot! For the last time, left ear deactivates. Right ear detonates!
 
2013-01-24 08:21:23 PM  
You're not the first biatch he's carried around in a bag.
 
2013-01-24 08:22:50 PM  
This is my "war face".
 
2013-01-24 08:24:10 PM  
Happiness is a warm puppy.
 
2013-01-24 08:38:59 PM  
NO I will not smell your finger!
 
2013-01-24 08:45:18 PM  
Not particularly useful against an insurgency.
 
2013-01-24 08:46:57 PM  
In the marines, everyone sleeps in a pup tent.
 
2013-01-24 08:50:59 PM  
'Boop.'
 
2013-01-24 09:13:51 PM  
GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY EYE, MAGGOT!
 
2013-01-24 09:19:42 PM  
Who's awesome? I'm awesome!
 
2013-01-24 09:30:52 PM  
Please don't throw me over a cliff, please don't throw me over a cliff, please don't throw me over a cliff...

/now with voting goodness
 
2013-01-24 10:23:19 PM  
Wow, that recruiter was REALLY short on his quota for the month, huh?

/or I could let people vote on it.
 
2013-01-24 11:13:42 PM  
Semper Fido
 
2013-01-25 12:49:35 AM  
"I'm going to sniff out IEDs ... TO POOP ON!"

( cigar missing )
 
2013-01-25 09:59:10 AM  

pseudoscience: Dinner.


I'm thinking, "Emergency Rations"
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and Menchi(hopefully that'll pop) in case the inline doesn't load.
 
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