Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(   Kidnappings, marriage proposals, and tips under 10% are not appreciated   ( divider line
    More: Scary, kidnappings  
•       •       •

6597 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2013 at 12:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-01-24 02:15:21 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: SkylineRecords: Citrate1007: Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.

She's 22. What should she be by now, a marine biologist?

Pizza delivery pays better than marine biologist.

/ unless you work for sea world or the government

Anyone who's worked as a pizza delivery driver for a few years will tell you, unless they provide the car, the job is basically the equivalent of taking an advance loan on your car. The wear and tear put on a vehicle with a job like that will pretty much destroy even a new vehicle in short order.
2013-01-24 12:57:41 PM  
1 vote:
I can't believe a pizza delivery person would actually go inside a house they were delivering to. Way too many bad things can start that way.
2013-01-24 12:47:06 PM  
1 vote:
Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.
2013-01-24 12:40:54 PM  
1 vote:
Just the tip?
Displayed 4 of 4 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.