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2013-01-24 12:40:45 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2013-01-24 12:40:54 PM
Just the tip?
 
2013-01-24 12:42:47 PM
He got it backwards. SHE was supposed to order the pizza (with extra "sausage"), then he delivers it, hot.
 
2013-01-24 12:43:00 PM
OK, that was actually pretty funny. Scary for the girl during the event and I'm sure at least moderately traumatizing, but funny.
 
2013-01-24 12:43:04 PM
If grabbing, squeezing, and rubbing your crotch on the pizza delivery girl is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
 
2013-01-24 12:46:09 PM
Well, let's get this over with:

www.fileden.com
 
2013-01-24 12:46:54 PM
I'm pretty sure this is why the few female delivery drivers I've seen are build like NFL linebackers or perhaps are transvestites.
 
2013-01-24 12:47:06 PM
Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.
 
2013-01-24 12:50:07 PM

Citrate1007: Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.


She's 22. What should she be by now, a marine biologist?
 
2013-01-24 12:55:18 PM
He offered her $1000. How expensive is that pizza if that tip is under 10%?
 
2013-01-24 12:57:41 PM
I can't believe a pizza delivery person would actually go inside a house they were delivering to. Way too many bad things can start that way.
 
2013-01-24 12:58:36 PM
And just to make sure that there was absolutely no way you could even feel sorry for him, Jonathan preceded to kiss and squeeze the woman while rubbing his crotch against her leg.

Dude, we don't even let the dog get away with that.
 
2013-01-24 12:59:01 PM
Huh, I grew up in that area but I honestly don't remember/didn't know about Papa Gino's actually offering delivery.
 
2013-01-24 01:07:09 PM

poorjon: I can't believe a pizza delivery person would actually go inside a house they were delivering to. Way too many bad things can start that way.


But some awesome things also start this way!

/back when I was 22, my best friend was a pizza delivery driver, and he used to tell us stories... but when I asked him if anyone ever answered the door nude, he shut up, got weirdly silent, wouldn't say anything... I've always wondered if he had an incident like this girl...
 
2013-01-24 01:16:57 PM
forget those other two; how about just the tip?
 
2013-01-24 01:20:44 PM
She fixes the cable?
 
2013-01-24 01:30:10 PM
Guess it's up to me.

i406.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-24 01:34:08 PM
Was the pizza girl hot?
 
2013-01-24 01:49:14 PM
If she looked like the girl in the stock photo picture, than yes X 10

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2013-01-24 01:52:54 PM

SkylineRecords: Citrate1007: Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.

She's 22. What should she be by now, a marine biologist?


Pizza delivery pays better than marine biologist.

/ unless you work for sea world or the government
 
2013-01-24 02:13:07 PM
It's cute that the website thinks its Cracked.
 
2013-01-24 02:15:21 PM

iheartscotch: SkylineRecords: Citrate1007: Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.

She's 22. What should she be by now, a marine biologist?

Pizza delivery pays better than marine biologist.

/ unless you work for sea world or the government


Anyone who's worked as a pizza delivery driver for a few years will tell you, unless they provide the car, the job is basically the equivalent of taking an advance loan on your car. The wear and tear put on a vehicle with a job like that will pretty much destroy even a new vehicle in short order.
 
2013-01-24 02:53:00 PM

ReapTheChaos: iheartscotch: SkylineRecords: Citrate1007: Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.

She's 22. What should she be by now, a marine biologist?

Pizza delivery pays better than marine biologist.

/ unless you work for sea world or the government

Anyone who's worked as a pizza delivery driver for a few years will tell you, unless they provide the car, the job is basically the equivalent of taking an advance loan on your car. The wear and tear put on a vehicle with a job like that will pretty much destroy even a new vehicle in short order.


Have you ever seen the wages they pay marine biologists? If they aren't working for the government, a corporation or sea world; it's a side gig that they do part of the year.
 
2013-01-24 02:57:37 PM

poorjon: I can't believe a pizza delivery person would actually go inside a house they were delivering to. Way too many bad things can start that way.


wow. live in a hell-hole neighborhood much? seriously, you need to get out and see the world a little. my sincere sympathy to you. there is also the possibility you could really benefit from counseling, and there is nothing wrong with that.
 
2013-01-24 03:09:18 PM
Sounds like that was a step or two away from being the next Fox "run this story for three weeks" event.
 
2013-01-24 03:10:41 PM

ReapTheChaos: iheartscotch: SkylineRecords: Citrate1007: Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.

She's 22. What should she be by now, a marine biologist?

Pizza delivery pays better than marine biologist.

/ unless you work for sea world or the government

Anyone who's worked as a pizza delivery driver for a few years will tell you, unless they provide the car, the job is basically the equivalent of taking an advance loan on your car. The wear and tear put on a vehicle with a job like that will pretty much destroy even a new vehicle in short order.


You're doing it wrong.
and
NEVER go in the home. Unless its "the movie" time.
 
2013-01-24 04:20:45 PM
How was the pizza?
 
2013-01-25 06:45:03 AM

iheartscotch: ReapTheChaos: iheartscotch: SkylineRecords: Citrate1007: Neither the suspect nor the pizza delivery girl have made wise life choices.

She's 22. What should she be by now, a marine biologist?

Pizza delivery pays better than marine biologist.

/ unless you work for sea world or the government

Anyone who's worked as a pizza delivery driver for a few years will tell you, unless they provide the car, the job is basically the equivalent of taking an advance loan on your car. The wear and tear put on a vehicle with a job like that will pretty much destroy even a new vehicle in short order.

Have you ever seen the wages they pay marine biologists? If they aren't working for the government, a corporation or sea world; it's a side gig that they do part of the year.


citation needed.
 
2013-01-25 06:45:56 AM

KrispyKritter: poorjon: I can't believe a pizza delivery person would actually go inside a house they were delivering to. Way too many bad things can start that way.

wow. live in a hell-hole neighborhood much? seriously, you need to get out and see the world a little. my sincere sympathy to you. there is also the possibility you could really benefit from counseling, and there is nothing wrong with that.


Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers? There's some sick people out there.
 
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