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		Pope sees social media networks as "portals of truth". Post this to five other Facebook walls or you will go to hell (reuters.com)		9
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Bugsi		2013-01-24 12:59:11 PM

2 votes:

FTFA: "The Pope himself reaches around 2.5 million followers..."

Okay, that's a LOT of reach-arounds.

Stephen_Falken		2013-01-24 12:07:36 PM

2 votes:

This makes me moist

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2013-01-24 01:22:43 PM

1 votes:

SpaceBison: Whatever happened to Matthew 6:5-6?

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Seriously, stfu. Also, god watches you masturbate.

If God spends his time watching me masturbate, that would explain why none of the prayers from Africa get answered. Because I am a wanking machine.

SpaceBison		2013-01-24 12:58:32 PM

1 votes:

Whatever happened to Matthew 6:5-6?

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Seriously, stfu. Also, god watches you masturbate.

iheartscotch		2013-01-24 12:48:04 PM

1 votes:

Farce-Side: Deep Contact: The Church of Rome has shed more innocent blood than any other institution that has ever existed among mankind.

I would have to agree with you, based on the standard cubic inch to mL innocent blood conversion.

I don't know; the Muslims and the Jews have been killing each other and themselves a lot longer than the church has been around.

Then, you have to consider the Mayans; they were spilling innocent blood before it was cool.

PirateKing		2013-01-24 12:46:33 PM

1 votes:

Morgellons: Not impressed:

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/hot

Came here to post Bucket of Truth, was too late.

/runs off to cry in the Hot Chicks room.

Rapmaster2000		2013-01-24 12:03:16 PM

1 votes:

I just rolled over in bed and related this story to my secret lover, Scarlett Johannson. That's why you never see us together. She's just using me for sex.