Okay, faith is coming out

Well; I actually agree.

People post what they feel is true on Facebook; it would be a handy tool to figure out if your family, friends or significant other were doing anything hinky.

A successful religion needs to spread itself. (Achoooooo)

iheartscotch: Well; I actually agree.

People post what they feel is true on Facebook; it would be a handy tool to figure out if your family, friends or significant other were doing anything hinky.

I read somewhere that "Facebook turns friends into strangers". This is how.

Yeah....and I'm a French model, just ask me...

WTF? They're worried they're not visible on the internet? Sweetie, we see your greed in pictures, your sexual scandals, relocation of abusers without punishment and other problems within your organization. You want to win converts? Practice what you preach and teach through example, not spamming those ignoring you.

They're also portals to pics of your sweet 18 year old sister in that skimpy bikini

/bunk, I'll be in it

I just rolled over in bed and related this story to my secret lover, Scarlett Johannson. That's why you never see us together. She's just using me for sex.

This makes me moist

"Pope sees social media networks as "portals of truth propaganda and control "
FTFY

If this story gets 1 like, it will get greenlit.

The Church of Rome has shed more innocent blood than any other institution that has ever existed among mankind.

Not impressed:



/hot

Morgellons: Not impressed:

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/hot

Came here to post Bucket of Truth, was too late.

/runs off to cry in the Hot Chicks room.

Farce-Side: Deep Contact: The Church of Rome has shed more innocent blood than any other institution that has ever existed among mankind.

I would have to agree with you, based on the standard cubic inch to mL innocent blood conversion.

I don't know; the Muslims and the Jews have been killing each other and themselves a lot longer than the church has been around.

Then, you have to consider the Mayans; they were spilling innocent blood before it was cool.

Opinion: Benedict XVI is an absolute creep. Papal infallibility, my butt.

/unchurched, as they say in the Midwest

He's right, but not in the way he thinks.

Whatever happened to Matthew 6:5-6?

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Seriously, stfu. Also, god watches you masturbate.

FTFA: "The Pope himself reaches around 2.5 million followers..."

Okay, that's a LOT of reach-arounds.

Oh Pope Benedict said something?



Fark that dusty old child molester hiding fossil. Humanity doesn't need the bullshiat he represents anymore.

I just watched the documentary "Deliver us from Evil" last night on Netflix.

What a bunch of SICK BASTARDS!

No words can describe the level of disgusting these men in power within the catholic church displayed.

They don't even deny that kids get molested and raped. They just believe the priests are appointed by god, and therefore more important than a few children.

I am confident you could fill an entire prison with just pedophile priests.

Morgellons: Not impressed:



/hot

Ha, now two UCB references I've seen on fark this week. I tried looking for a copy of the text I have on my computer with a bunch of lines from an old bucket of truth website they had back in the day. It had a picture of the bucket and you could click on it to look in and get a dose of unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable truth. Fairly amusing stuff, at least if you found the bucket of truth amusing in the first place.

/Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go back to stocking up on poo sticks and supercool.

The internet is a portal of truth.

Just Google "Catholic Church pedophiles" and you will be inundated with truth.

wruley: They just believe the priests are appointed by god, and therefore more important than a few children.

...who are in turn more disposable than accidental pregnancies. Got it.

iheartscotch: Well; I actually agree.

People post what they feel is true on Facebook; it would be a handy tool to figure out if your family, friends or significant other were doing anything hinky.

This is a very smart pope.

Farce-Side: Deep Contact: The Church of Rome has shed more innocent blood than any other institution that has ever existed among mankind.

I would have to agree with you, based on the standard cubic inch to mL innocent blood conversion.

I was thinking blood letting.

Subby, it is highly improper to say going to hell. One should always present it in a way that infers going there, such as, "not going to heaven".

/so, don't go to heaven, subby

The Church of Rome stands for everything, and I mean EVERY. GODDAM. THING. Jesus held in contempt.

Think about it: Jesus was executed for causing a riot at the Temple of Jerusalem during Passover because he was disgusted by how the religious authorities had turned the Temple into a bank to steal from widows. The Vatican owns its own bank that launders money for the mafia. (That's not a conspiracy theory, it was discovered during an official criminal investigation.) Jesus commanded those who would teach on his behalf to impoverish themselves. The pope wears a triple crown and sits on a golden throne inside a palace where he lives amid regal splendor. Jesus called pharisees hypocrites and snakes and warned about the false teachers that would distort his teachings. Catholicism was founded by a pharisee and eventually co-opted the titles and habits of Imperial Rome (their name and location, the title "pontiff," red shoes of Rome's senatorial caste, contempt for women, etc.)

Catholicism hasn't the slightest resemblance to the teachings of Jesus.

Buddhism is closer. Really.

iheartscotch: Well; I actually agree.

People post what they feel is true on Facebook; it would be a handy tool to figure out if your family, friends or significant other were doing anything hinky.

I just joined FB a couple of months ago. I mostly use it to creep through friends "Friends" and Friends of Friends to find the kinky and hot stuff.

/Mission: accomplished. P0rn on FB? Why yes, yes there is.

Is aMused bY yoUr Portals of tRuth

I haven't met a Christian who isn't a hippocrite, yet.

Oh does he mean the truth about helping paedophiles get away with their crimes I bet that's it.

F*ck that stupid ass old f*ck of a f*ckin' Nazi p.o.s. f*ck.

What he says has f*ck all to do with nothing, with the possible exception of someone we can all feel okay about hating because he let thousands of depraved pervs victimize kids around the world and knew it the entire time and probably was doing it himself or else why not turn them in for the love.of.CHRIST you stupid old ass f*ckity-f*ck!

Thunderbox: I haven't met a Christian who isn't a hippocrite, yet.

It's just a big social club for them.