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(X-103 Indianapolis)   "McDonald's customer says Spicy McChicken is too spicy, calls cops"   (x103.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-24 12:42:43 PM
5 votes:
The spicy chicken meant that he didn't taste the pee pee in his Coke.
2013-01-24 12:37:03 PM
5 votes:
The responding officer:

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2013-01-24 11:45:36 AM
4 votes:

impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?


Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.
2013-01-24 11:28:17 AM
4 votes:
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2013-01-24 12:01:06 PM
3 votes:
FTFA:   The McDonald's even went the extra mile, giving him a cola

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2013-01-24 12:15:53 PM
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.


I guess you have never been to Germany, where anything other than salt is considered molten lava unfit for human consumption.
2013-01-24 10:40:29 AM
2 votes:
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2013-01-24 02:37:13 PM
1 votes:
You know, I'm surprised none of you mentioned/noticed this part:

"The McDonald's even went the extra mile, giving him a cola and some grilled chicken legs."

In some McDonald's, they serve fried chicken, real beef burgers, and even spaghetti and meatballs.

More surprising, in some countries where I've been, they actually serve edible food.
2013-01-24 02:18:29 PM
1 votes:

lilplatinum: God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.

I guess you have never been to Germany, where anything other than salt is considered molten lava unfit for human consumption.


i blew a german guy's mind by eating a spoon full of mild by southwestern US standards hotsauce by itself. he did in fact claim i was not human.

/he might be right
2013-01-24 02:15:12 PM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: lilplatinum: God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.

I guess you have never been to Germany, where anything other than salt is considered molten lava unfit for human consumption.

I've actually had some pretty spicy mustard in Bavaria, but yeah, I hear you on the salt. Mein Gott.


Yeah okay, salt and senf... And the "curry" powder they put on ketchup and hotdogs.

I always like going to an indian restaraunt in Germany and explaining to them that I am not German, I have a palette, and would like food that tastes like something please.
2013-01-24 02:12:44 PM
1 votes:

180IQ: I've learned one thing: Most foods labeled spicy/hot/flamin'/etc foods are neither hot nor spicy. Neither are they flamin' or etc. It's very frustrating.

I can only assume now that it's Minnesota's fault. fark you and your 10,000 lakes and 12-month winters! You've slightly inconvenienced me!

Note To Food Manufacturers: Giving a food that shiatty jalapeno flavor does not automatically make it spicy. It just makes it taste like shiat.


A thousand, million times THIS. Just because you waved some cayenne near it, doesn't make it spicy. I'm looking at YOU, pretty much everything labeled "hot & spicy!!1!!!"

/'Course, I'm a Texan. We like it as hot as the food delivery method will allow
2013-01-24 02:11:21 PM
1 votes:
Is this China USA?
2013-01-24 02:03:03 PM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.


That's known as Minnesota Medium.

My wife's family is from out there and they seem to be terrified of food with any kind of kick to it. We had a huge family gathering out there once, with pretty much her entire family, and one of the dishes they cooked had some French's yellow mustard in the glaze. You could barely taste it whatsoever, but every member of her family bitached like she was forcing habaneros into their mouths. My wife and I were confused what the big deal was.

I figure the grocery stores around there must have three kinds of salsa: Super-mild, extra-mild and "whoah, take it easy there this is regular mild so you might die".


I don't do the "eat really hot things like it's a hobby" bit like a lot of other farkers. Still, on occasion, I like to pickup a spicy snack of one kind or another.

I've learned one thing: Most foods labeled spicy/hot/flamin'/etc foods are neither hot nor spicy. Neither are they flamin' or etc. It's very frustrating.

I can only assume now that it's Minnesota's fault. fark you and your 10,000 lakes and 12-month winters! You've slightly inconvenienced me!

Note To Food Manufacturers: Giving a food that shiatty jalapeno flavor does not automatically make it spicy. It just makes it taste like shiat.
2013-01-24 01:44:22 PM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.



That's known as Minnesota Medium.

My wife's family is from out there and they seem to be terrified of food with any kind of kick to it. We had a huge family gathering out there once, with pretty much her entire family, and one of the dishes they cooked had some French's yellow mustard in the glaze. You could barely taste it whatsoever, but every member of her family bitached like she was forcing habaneros into their mouths. My wife and I were confused what the big deal was.

I figure the grocery stores around there must have three kinds of salsa: Super-mild, extra-mild and "whoah, take it easy there this is regular mild so you might die".
2013-01-24 01:39:29 PM
1 votes:
and the coffee is too hot
2013-01-24 01:36:27 PM
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: tlchwi02: Egoy3k: Old El Paso makes an extra mild taco kit now. It's actually not bad though they have a seasoning package that you mix with some sour cream to make a topping with. Before anybody jumps on me for making tacos from a kit please understand that I live in rural Nova Scotia, short of making them from scratch it's basically the only way to actually get taco shells.

meh, making taco's from a kit is a perfectly acceptable weekday night food choice. quick, easy, relatively healthy and cheap.

what's in a taco kit and why would a kit be necessary? fresh corn tortilla, meat stuff (and maybe vegetables/peppers), lime, cilantro, ,jalapeno. then, if you're really crazy, make a salsa or add avocados, or, for the rich people, add some queso blanco/fresco or quesadilla

I mean, i live for tacos, but I've never even heard of a kit (but, your nova scotia-ness and mention of taco "shells" really concern me and think that you haven't had an opportunity to have better tacos)


I have had many opportunities to have better tacos. Usually when feeding myself I don't plan air travel though. Tortillas round these parts are made with wheat. The only place that I can buy fresh corn tortillas reliably is about 100km away. Around here this is how you make tacos.

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/image is hotter than the spicy McChicken
//I just knew somebody was going to question it
///protip not everybody lives where you live and different places have different items available for purchase
2013-01-24 01:22:47 PM
1 votes:
What would happen to this man if he ordered Mapo Dofu or any of the Sichuan water dishes? Would he explode?
2013-01-24 12:52:02 PM
1 votes:
Is this what he thought would happen?

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2013-01-24 12:50:12 PM
1 votes:

Do you know the way to Mordor: Was his ass burning for one week too?


Probably just once. butt it was incredible.
2013-01-24 12:35:30 PM
1 votes:
The proper complaint would have been: "Officer, this sandwich is NOT the Chik-Fil-A Spicy Chicken sandwich. McDonalds is perpetrating a hate crime on me. Shoot them, please."
2013-01-24 12:33:34 PM
1 votes:
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Was his mouth burning for one week?
2013-01-24 12:32:57 PM
1 votes:
Jeez, what's wrong with America these days.

/reads article
//lolChina
2013-01-24 12:25:56 PM
1 votes:

garkola: Great headline!


Hi subby.
2013-01-24 12:19:48 PM
1 votes:
Great headline!
2013-01-24 12:14:51 PM
1 votes:

timujin: What about curries, are they spicy at all?


Some I have consumed were "meh," others caused rectal bleeding.
2013-01-24 11:39:58 AM
1 votes:
Well, SOMEONE has to bring these people to justice!
2013-01-24 11:27:52 AM
1 votes:
I'm just glad to see that Fred Durst is still working.
2013-01-24 11:10:14 AM
1 votes:
Shiat, the Spicy McChicken is like the only good thing on the menu
2013-01-24 10:33:01 AM
1 votes:

dopekitty74: I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...


was this in China also?
 
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