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(X-103 Indianapolis)   "McDonald's customer says Spicy McChicken is too spicy, calls cops"   (x103.com) divider line 108
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2013-01-24 09:21:36 AM
I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...
 
2013-01-24 10:33:01 AM

dopekitty74: I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...


was this in China also?
 
2013-01-24 10:40:29 AM
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2013-01-24 10:43:05 AM
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You no rickey?
 
2013-01-24 11:01:00 AM

dopekitty74: I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...



Whoever came up with the saying "the customer is always right" should be biatch-slapped.
 
2013-01-24 11:10:14 AM
Shiat, the Spicy McChicken is like the only good thing on the menu
 
2013-01-24 11:27:52 AM
I'm just glad to see that Fred Durst is still working.
 
2013-01-24 11:28:17 AM
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2013-01-24 11:35:27 AM
If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?
 
2013-01-24 11:39:58 AM
Well, SOMEONE has to bring these people to justice!
 
2013-01-24 11:45:36 AM

impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?


Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.
 
2013-01-24 12:01:06 PM
FTFA:   The McDonald's even went the extra mile, giving him a cola

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2013-01-24 12:04:12 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa. I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.


What about curries, are they spicy at all?
 
2013-01-24 12:12:22 PM
I don't care too much for heat myself, but this guy is a wuss.
 
2013-01-24 12:13:56 PM

timujin: God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa. I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.

What about curries, are they spicy at all?


Not growing up they weren't. It took Mr. Co-Pirate to teach me about dhansak and madras curry and mole and Thai chillies.
 
2013-01-24 12:14:51 PM

timujin: What about curries, are they spicy at all?


Some I have consumed were "meh," others caused rectal bleeding.
 
2013-01-24 12:15:05 PM
Good thing he didn't have the hummus
 
2013-01-24 12:15:05 PM
Rub some spicy sand in his china.
 
2013-01-24 12:15:31 PM
Fear is the mind-killer.
 
2013-01-24 12:15:53 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.


I guess you have never been to Germany, where anything other than salt is considered molten lava unfit for human consumption.
 
2013-01-24 12:16:20 PM
McDonald's = McSuck.
 
2013-01-24 12:16:30 PM
It's McDonald's. He's lucky it had any flavor at all.
 
2013-01-24 12:17:43 PM
You know, I've gotta wonder... The only times in my life I've nearly cried out in pain over food being too spicy was when I let friends from China cook "down home" meals. What the heck could they have put in there to get a Chinese dude to say it was too hot, that's what I wanna know.

/though the article does say the guy may not have been wrapped too tight
//or he could just be a wimp
 
2013-01-24 12:18:01 PM
Where do all these precious snowflakes come from?
It is like they suddenly pop into existance and are THE first to evar experience whatever angst is of the moment.
No perspective, no balance, like Mittens, a bug in a person suit.
 
2013-01-24 12:19:38 PM

The_Sponge: dopekitty74: I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...


Whoever came up with the saying "the customer is always right" should be biatch-slapped.


customer: pi equals 3, nubian
store manager: no, i say Pi be 3.1415926.
CEO: YOUR FIRED! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!

*stock plummets 60 points*
 
2013-01-24 12:19:48 PM
Great headline!
 
2013-01-24 12:19:58 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.


Old El Paso makes an extra mild taco kit now. It's actually not bad though they have a seasoning package that you mix with some sour cream to make a topping with. Before anybody jumps on me for making tacos from a kit please understand that I live in rural Nova Scotia, short of making them from scratch it's basically the only way to actually get taco shells.

I find it hard to believe that any fast food labelled as spicy contains any more heat than a single drop of my homemade chilli that I actually go pretty easy on so my wife will enjoy it. The only exception to this rule is the Tim Horton's Jalapeno bagels which while not really spicy per say contain a lot more heat that any other mass marketed food I've encountered.
 
2013-01-24 12:20:18 PM
FTFA: grilled chicken legs

That wasn't chicken.
 
2013-01-24 12:20:20 PM
I think the "spice" on their spicy McChicken is literally just pepper. Like the pepper in "salt and pepper" - not the jalapeno type.
 
2013-01-24 12:20:42 PM

snocone: Where do all these precious snowflakes come from?
It is like they suddenly pop into existance and are THE first to evar experience whatever angst is of the moment.
No perspective, no balance, like Mittens, a bug in a person suit.


That reminds me of a friend I have who claims to be good at everything that she tries. What she fails to mention is that if she isn't immediately good at something, she'll give up and never try it again.
 
2013-01-24 12:20:47 PM

The_Sponge: dopekitty74: I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...


Whoever came up with the saying "the customer is always right" should be biatch-slapped.


It's actually just that that saying is always misused. It doesn't mean "if a customer wants a free meal and to fark your sister you should let him." It is that you can't tell customers what they want. If they want a meal and to fark your sister you aren't going to get far trying to sell them a drink and a Bible.
 
2013-01-24 12:21:08 PM
We could sue for that? Why didn't anyone tell me!
 
2013-01-24 12:23:36 PM
No "cream of sum yung gai"?
 
2013-01-24 12:25:12 PM
Submitted by Tyler the Creator I guess...
 
2013-01-24 12:25:56 PM

garkola: Great headline!


Hi subby.
 
2013-01-24 12:27:26 PM

Egoy3k: Old El Paso makes an extra mild taco kit now. It's actually not bad though they have a seasoning package that you mix with some sour cream to make a topping with. Before anybody jumps on me for making tacos from a kit please understand that I live in rural Nova Scotia, short of making them from scratch it's basically the only way to actually get taco shells.


meh, making taco's from a kit is a perfectly acceptable weekday night food choice. quick, easy, relatively healthy and cheap.
 
2013-01-24 12:27:54 PM

unchellmatt: You know, I've gotta wonder... The only times in my life I've nearly cried out in pain over food being too spicy was when I let friends from China cook "down home" meals. What the heck could they have put in there to get a Chinese dude to say it was too hot, that's what I wanna know.


They have a billion people and quite a few different cuisines, they don't all like hot
 
2013-01-24 12:28:35 PM
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Approves
 
2013-01-24 12:28:56 PM
"damn that spicy McChicken is schezuwan bro!
 
2013-01-24 12:31:56 PM
Szechuan
 
2013-01-24 12:31:59 PM

The_Sponge: dopekitty74: I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...


Whoever came up with the saying "the customer is always right" should be biatch-slapped.


Slam-dunk. The next spicy sammitch is on me, sirrah.

Yes, customer satisfaction is important, but the customer is not always right.
 
2013-01-24 12:32:38 PM
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Approves of trying to scam free stuff eh
 
2013-01-24 12:32:57 PM
Jeez, what's wrong with America these days.

/reads article
//lolChina
 
2013-01-24 12:33:34 PM
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Was his mouth burning for one week?
 
2013-01-24 12:35:30 PM
The proper complaint would have been: "Officer, this sandwich is NOT the Chik-Fil-A Spicy Chicken sandwich. McDonalds is perpetrating a hate crime on me. Shoot them, please."
 
2013-01-24 12:37:03 PM
The responding officer:

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2013-01-24 12:40:01 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa.  I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.


Was that just Ketchup/Catsup?
 
2013-01-24 12:42:43 PM
The spicy chicken meant that he didn't taste the pee pee in his Coke.
 
2013-01-24 12:43:09 PM

timujin: God Is My Co-Pirate: impaler: If you think the spicy McChicken is too spicy, you obviously can't handle anything spicy. So why would you order to begin with?

Saddest thing I've seen in my grocery store: Extra Mild Salsa. I grew up on British food with spices treated as suspicious stuff that only crazy foreigners would use...and I still think that if you're buying Extra Mild Salsa you should just kill yourself, because the world is obviously going to be too hard for you.

What about curries, are they spicy at all?


That's something only a piss-head will eat.

Or so I learned in this documentary about British life I watched.

/Think it was called 'Snatch' or something.
//Had nothing to do with skanky British whores. 1/5
 
2013-01-24 12:43:17 PM

The_Sponge: dopekitty74: I used to work at kfc. We had a customer complain that the zinger sandwich was too spicy and they wanted a less spicy one, but they didn't call the cops...


Whoever came up with the saying "the customer is always right" should be biatch-slapped.


It's supposed to be an assumption, not a law. As in "assume the customer is correct until proven otherwise" not "assume the customer is omniscient."
 
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